This is going to be a very short story about Captain Jack Sparrow , where all he cares about is Rum . It is more like a comedy.
Setting : The Black Pearl in the captains quarters.
Jack wakes up from a horrible nightmare screaming. Soon the whole crew including William Turner and Elizabeth Swan are running in to see if he is okay. " Jack , whats wrong? William said . "I had the most horrible nightmare any pirate could EVER HAVE IN HIS LIFETIME! "Jack replied. " So what was it ? " Elizabeth said. " Was it about Dave Jones? Gibbs asked. " You mean tenticles, ewwww NO. Jack said . "was it about Barboosa ? someone asked. " Hey I am right here ,!" Barboosa said. " Okay 1. Ewwwwwwwwwww, 2. Why would I want to dream even have a nightmare about him?, and 3. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. " Okay, I think we have established that it wasn't about any of us let alone barboosa" William said with a smirk on his face. " So what was it about ? Elizabeth asked. " Okay first everyone sit down, because this story isn't for the faint of heart. Jack said. " JUST TELL US ALL READY" GIBBS YELLED."Well I WAS BUT YOU JUST INTERUPTED ME! Jack yelled back. "No i didn't " Gibbs replied." Yes you did " Jack said. " No i didn't" gibbs said. "Yes you did" jack said. " Okay Gibbs, just shut up so we can hear jack's story and GET BACK TO SLEEP",Elizabeth said " Yeesh you can tell someone is on there monthly cycle" jack said. " Yeah, and i have to deal with it " William replied. Elizabeth just gave adeath glare to jac kand william. "But......" Gibbs was cut off short. " I know jack started it but its jack, so you shouldn't have tried to argue with him in the first place"she said." Well that is true, my apologies jack, gibbs said. "Okay now that we got that over , Jack tell us what happen" elizabeth said. "Okay, I had a dream that I was thirsty one night so i woke up to get a botle of rum , but to my surprise as I went to the cupboard and opened the door* jack cries and sniffs* ALL THE RUM WAS GONE AND THERE WAS NONE LEFT IN SIGHT, Jack stated with dramalization. " Really Jack, you had a nightmare about all of the rum being gone" William asked," So that why we were woken up in the middle of the night for". " Yep that was pretty much it" Jack replied. Everyone just got up and left. " I swear all jack cares about more than his own mother is RUM! Elizabeth said. Everyone just shook there heads in agreement and went back to bed.