Kuronue Talks to Kurama

by Shezka Foxe

Kuronue decides to attempt to have a serious conversation to Kurama and shares his views of the current situation. Also, Kuronue comes up with a few suggestions on how our devious fox can keep himself entertained in his spare time. Honestly, this is bad.

Says 12:42 am on my digital clock, I'm bored as hell. So here's Kuronue, whom decided on a whim to visit me in the middle of the night to talk to Kurama.

Go out.

Hm?

Go out.

Go out to where exactly, Kuronue?

Just out, you know, around.

Is there a point to this conversation?

YES.

Let me guess, you-

You need to get laid.

Excuse me?

You're very much excused, now go out and get laid already, dammit!

.....stupid idiot.....

I am but a simple bat.

More than that.

How so?

At the same time you're simple, complex, and just down right nasty.

Meaning, I'm the only person you can't predict?

I can predict you'll be unpredictable.

Really?

Yes, by making you predictable because you can predict that you'll be unpredictable.

Then go out to a club or something, already. You need more fun in your life, heck, have a quickie with that kid Hiei if you need to. No guilt in being a pedefile.

.....only a sicko would say that.

Hey, man, I'll even let you borrow my hat.

Sorry, but I have a boyfriend already.

You do, who?

I'll give you a hint. He's tall, stupid, dark, has an obsession with Hiei, handsome, and makes me want to use my Rose Whip for bondage.

Damn, I wish I was that guy.

.......Kuronue.

Yes?

Go home.

Why we just-

NOW.