One day in the lovely land of Konoha:
"Kakashi Sensei!" screamed Naruto as he ran towards Kakashi with very important information printed on the luxurious HP Bright White Inkjet Paper, Satin, 8 1/2" x 11", rather than their traditional scrolls. Just look how exceptionally crisp the ink looks on this exceptionally bright paper. Notice the heavyweight style and how perfect it is for double sided printing. It's acid free and meets all global standards set by the FSC. It's no wonder they made the switch.
"I always have my messages delivered to me on HP Bright White Inkjet Paper!" Kakashi said with a wild gleam in his eye.
"Sensei! You should probably read that message before it's too la-" mid sentence the village of Konoha was destroyed by the enemy's incoming jutsu. Had Kakashi read that message sooner he could have saved his beloved team 7, village, and beloved eyesight. Now he can no longer see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
