DISCLAIMER : THE BOLD PART IS :The Boogie That Be, Black eyed peas, Song, from Elephunk Cd #10

Sorry, first time at this pairings. It's going to be SaiSaku, InoShika, KyuuNaru, and The MAIN (ItaSasu)

Chapter I

Clumsy

Prologue

Every romance has a beginning, and every so often even an end. Still, sometimes there is just one beginning that you don't see coming and it can create your future.

Bounce boo, to the boogie that be
You know I, want you to come boogie with me
We can, dip left slide right all night
It's time to be wild, freestyle

"Naruto, this is Hatake Sasuke, Sasuke, this is Namikaze Naruto" -This isn't it.

Green wide eyes sparkled, and wide full pink lips set into a grin. Yes, she had been waiting all her life to get these two to meet, two polar opposites that had nothing in common. She looked back and forth between the two, but the raven-haired boy kept an impassive look on his face and the blonde-haired male looked confused. Great, this was not going exactly as she pictured it to go. She had pictured both men to look at each other intently and want nothing more than to learn more about the other.

She had planned for them to fall in love.

We can dance and dance dance
(Come on baby) Said we can dance and dance dance
(Whoowhoowhooewhoo) I wanna' dance and dance dance
(Yeah, Yeah, Yeah) Oh, we can dance and dance dance

"Uh, Sakura, who is this guy, your boyfriend?" the blond male tried to figure out what was going on, his head tilted to the pink haired female. This got Sakura's eyes twitching and her pink hair in a frits, she quickly slammed her fist into the center of the blond males head and yelled as loud as she could. It was so loud, and so out of order for her that her raven-haired friend was startled by the act itself. He had never seen her act this way before.

"You damn idiot!" She snapped, "You know darn well that Sai is my boyfriend!"

"Alright, damn, you didn't have to hit me so hard!" Naruto yelled back. At that moment, Sasuke categorized both of them as idiots, but did not speak a word. He was always silent, always by nature. He never really knew what to say, or do. He was also an only child, and his parents seemed to hand everything to him to the point that he just felt life was meaningless if it was handed to you. His best friend had the mind of a criminal. His life was crazy, but by the looks of him, he was plain and in most cases people thought he was a mute. What he wanted was a challenge, something out of the ordinary…something that was not loud or annoying like Sakura or this Naruto.

He had met enough people like that to last him a lifetime.

Fergie's chillin', always illin'
The way I make ya' sway, ya'll feelin'
That's how it is, get down and jam
If ya'll don't understand, Check it!
Heat rock makin', street block shakin'
Club life's great when it's house quakin'
Speakers thumpin', whole joint jumpin'
Disco funkin', get your booty bumpin'
This beats bangin', I'm rap talkin'
Sweet spits slangin', keep your feet hoppin'
Dirty dancin', nasty, naughty
Move that chest and pump it hottie

Sakura and Naruto kept arguing, and his dark eyes narrowed to the dance floor of swaying bodies, all moving to the different beats and rhythms. Nothing there interested him, not the movements, not the shapes, not the colors, or the shrilling bounce the DJ created as he spun his disks. Not even the resounding voice of Fergie as she sung 'Because when I hear music, I just lose it, I want to do it with you, you, and when I hear music, I get into it, I want to do it with you' nothing created an excitement for him.

"Anyways!" Sakura said, latching her arm around Sasuke's and pulling him out of his thoughts. "I thought it would really be nice if you and Sasuke got to meet and talk. You guys don't know each other, and Sasuke is part of our group of friends, as are you, so what better chance"

"What made you think that I would want to meet him?" Naruto asked, loudly as ever. The music did not even face his powerful tone. Sakura gave him a look and latched her other arm around him.

"Come on, let's go to the bar. Ino and the others should be over there," Sakura pointed to a group of friends. Naruto grinned in a wide foxy way and Sasuke just blankly stared at the group.

"Oh! I haven't seen them in such a long time, let's go then!" Naruto was glad, his friends once again together! That had not happened since they had left high school, and now college in the way, there was little time. Thank the heavens for the summer vacations! Naruto and Sakura eagerly moved towards their friends, and Sakura dragged Sasuke there. He had been reluctant to come out tonight, but Sakura had threatened him and made him come.

"Hey you guys" Ino said casually, leaning into a brunet haired boy, that looked bored. Next to them was a fat guy who looked like he was too busy eating to look at them. Sakura gave Ino and the others a discreet signal that Sasuke caught and then he realized what was going on. She was setting him up with Naruto. It also didn't take Naruto long to figure that out when he found himself, sitting alone with a mute raven haired male he knew nothing about.

Sasuke was not sure if he should be furious that they had set him up, or what. It was not as if he cared.

"Come on you guys!" Naruto called out, bored out of his mind as the all his friends were all dancing, each telling him to take care of their stuff, knowing Sasuke did not dance. On top of it all Naruto had no one. He sighed and turned to Sasuke "So, um, how do you know Sakura?" Cold coal black eyes turned to glare at him and then away from him. Naruto flinched a little, and then got an annoyed look on his face. "I'm just trying to make conversation asshole; at least you can be a bit friendly and indulge me in it!"

Nothing.

Sasuke did not utter a word.

"Fine" Naruto huffed and looked to the side, his eyes trying to catch the eyes of someone else. He finally did, and he could have sighed in relief, he was not one to stay silent for long "Hey, cool night right?" he asked a random girl that was sitting on the other side from him in a short angle distance. She grin at him and nodded her head.

"Really cool" She winked "if you know what I mean" She giggled and left as a man came over to her and she took his hand. Naruto made a face, and sighed again. He waited for another person to talk to, and that is how his night went since Sasuke would not answer any of his questions. Their friends noticed this, and all shook their heads in disappointment.

"I guess we couldn't expect any better from Sasuke," Ino said.

"Tell me about it, I would have thought Naruto would have annoyed him enough to at least argue and raise something out of him" Sakura sounded very disappointed.

"Trust me when I say, Sasuke has no personality at all." Neji jumped in. "Sometimes I even doubt he knows how to even communicate with anyone" It was even hard to believe Sasuke had made it so far in the world when it seemed speech could escape him quickly. You had to wonder if he needed communication classes or something.

"There is no doubting it, Sasuke really is going nowhere," Gaara said. "I think he is going to be a loner for the rest of his life"

"You used to be like that though Gaara, and once we set you up with Neji you became friendlier," Ino protested. Gaara shrugged.

"This is me, and that is him. We are not the same"

"True" Ino sighed. She did not want to believe that Sasuke was doomed to stay by himself for the rest of his life, but he never made a real effort to socialize with anyone. He was always silent. She doubted she even knew the sound of his voice, no one would know his voice in a crowd. It was a mystery how he became friends with Sakura and all of them. Sasuke was just so….mysterious. He was frustrating!

"Troublesome," Shikamaru spoke for the first time that night. "Leave him alone, I'm sure Sasuke has his reasons and once he finds the right person, he'll be able to be more than just as he is right now"

"You sound so sure of yourself" Ino said.

"Well, we can always hope." Sakura said "But for now, I guess we are going to have to push Sasuke more to talk and find at least a relationship of his own. Something tells me he closed up when he found out he was being set up"

"If he did, that just proves he's a sissy" Sai commented.

"He's not a sissy" Sakura scolded, "He's just shy" To Sai, Sasuke was still a sissy.

"Hard to Imagine that he is" Neji said, making a face.

"Whatever"

For the rest of the night, they danced and finally walked over to the bar. Naruto was bouncing on his chair and just gossiping with the bartender. Sasuke on the other hand was on his cell phone, he seemed to be listening to something and glaring at the glass in front of him. "Hey you guys!" Naruto greeted them "Are we leaving already?" They nodded.

"Yeah" Sakura said. "Come on Sasuke" She said. Sasuke looked over at her and nodded. They all gave him looks that would tell him he was hopeless, but Sasuke did not notice it since he was looking away now. They all grabbed their things, began to leave, Naruto getting into the elevator first, and pressed to the back with a tall orange haired male.

Naruto watched as Sakura looked at Sasuke and quietly told him "You could have at least made conversation with Naruto! Not ignore him completely" Naruto shook his head when Sasuke did not even say a thing. He had to wonder if the man was a real mute.

"Hey" The orange haired man told him once the elevator doors closed. Naruto turned and was met with blazing golden eyes. Naruto simply smiled, not really noticing that he was feeling a little shy under the intense gaze.

"Hey," He nodded.

"Had fun?" The guy asked.

"Not really, no" Naruto answered truthfully "The night has really been long"

"Really has" the tall male said "You came here alone or with friends"

"Ah, yeah, some of my friends, the girl with the pink hair, the blond, the red head, the brunet, the raven" Naruto Tried to count the off apart from the other people that were pressing everywhere as they were in a full elevator. The other male nodded "What about you?"

"I have my friends too" He then tilted his head "Then how come it was such a bad night?"

"Its cause I finally got to see all my friends, but they left me with this guy who is obviously a mute. Come one, I need someone to be able to talk with. Anyways, it was boring, I always am stuck looking after the bags. And yeah, I just wanted to talk to someone!" Naruto just kept ranting to this stranger. However, it did not last long as they finally reached the bottom level and they were let out.

Naruto followed his friends. He had to wait for his car to be brought around. Sakura had driven her own car, and so had most of his other friends. He was not too sure on Sasuke. There was nothing impressive about Sasuke, all dressed in black, his black hair, white skin, black eyes. He was such a bore! He was nothing, like that person in the elevator.

They were all waiting, when everyone was startled by an orange haired male coming over at full speed and stopping in front of Naruto, out of breath. Naruto stared in disbelief, had the man just ran down that hill all the way to him? Or was he dreaming? "Hey, I was wondering if you're single and if I could have your number. And please hurry, my friends are waiting for me" Naruto was perplexed, completely in shock unable to utter a word.

Sakura looked back and forth from the gaping fishcake to the hot handsome fox like male in front of him, giving him a confused look. "I…uh…I…"

"Yes!" Sakura roared, "He's single, and he would love to give you his number!" Naruto turned to Sakura, wide eyed and mouth still gaping, unable to fully, understand the words she had spoken. All he could think about how this whole situation had gone from boring to crazy.

"That's great" The male said, "I'm Kyuubi, by the way. Uzumaki Kyuubi" Naruto nodded. Sakura slapped him behind his head and then roared in his ear.

"Give him your damn number, you numbskull" She then smiled at Kyuubi "He's just in shock someone is actually asking him out" Sakura turned to Naruto who got the idea and nodded.

"Ah…how do I give it to you?"

"Here" Ino said, bringing out a pen "Naruto, you can write it on his hand" Naruto nodded.

"You don't mind right?" he asked. How can someone like Kyuubi be interested in him? Plain and simple little Naruto who has never had a serious boyfriend nor girlfriend in his life. Still, here was living and breathing proof, Kyuubi wanted his number.

"I don't" Kyuubi extended his hand, and Naruto wrote his number across the man's palm. "Thanks, I'll call you," He said, and sprinted up the hill he had just spend down to, to what looked to be a black mustang. Naruto's hand was shaking, and then he shook his head.

"Weirdo" He said, "I swear, if he doesn't call me by tomorrow, he can just forget it"

"You set your standards way to high for someone who has never been in a relationship" Sai commented, "it's amusing"

"Whatever you bastard!" He yelled, loudly. It was all to cover up the fact that this was the first time he had felt his heart clench in a way it had never before done. It was so noticeable that he had to wonder if there was something wrong with him. His palms were sweating and his heart was racing in his ears, and all he could think about was Kyuubi.

'Kyuubi…such a nice name'

Let it be known, that it went down in history, Kyuubi did call the next day. It was the perfect start to their relationship.

So, what do you guys think? Trash or continue?