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This fanfiction has an awful lot of emoticons (this has nothing to do with my English). I just thought it might be uh….entertaining.
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"Sasukeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee—"

Does she never get tired? I mean, come on already! It's been like what, 2 hours? My legs are aching and I'm about to collapse, can't she just be nice and say "I give up?"

"Come out, come out wherever you areeeeeeeee—"

What's with her and the prolonging of vowels? I mean, it's time for her to MOVE ON ALREADY! What is she? Three??! Doesn't she know that spelling correctors don't accept "eeeeeeeeee"s as a legitimate word?

"Sasuke, if you don't come out now, I'll never be able to correct that mistake."

Yes, like I believe her. She'll probably make everything worse with her "correction". Now, if I understand what she's trying to do, she'll probably try to lure me out with her…

"Sasuke, aren't chu a goooood boy? Agagagoogoo, now be a gooooood boy and come out~~~~"

Baby talk.

Sasuke straightened his legs, which were on the verge of turning into jelly, then stretched, preparing himself for another few hours of crouching torture. He heard Sakura's approaching footsteps and paused. At that crucial moment, his back decided that being silent was after all, not the way to go and cracked.

"T_______________________T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Sasuke's facial expression.

"8D!" went Sakura's.

"OMG ," Sasuke's face screamed pure fear as the door began to creak slowly open.

"8DDD!" went Sakura's in glee as she opened the door.

"OMGG," Sasuke's facial muscles contracted, making him look an awfully lot like Donald Duck.

"8DDDDD!" Sakura's happiness was unmistakable.

With every inch the door opened, Sasuke's original "OMG" added a one more 'G' and Sakura's "8D" added a couple more 'D's.

The exclamation mark, however, remained at one as both parties agreed that with the additional emphasis the 'G's and 'D's placed on the original word/ emoticon, the exclamation mark was rendered redundant.

When the door was a third open, Sasuke's face felt worse than the time he had watched Ghost Busters. He decided to give up. He gave his hair one final rub. It'll be painful to say goodbye to you, he thought. He then proceeded to wail inwardly, "It's all my faaaaault", ignoring for once his hatred for prolonged vowels.

I should never have let Sakura cut my hair.

The door sprang open.

"Sasuke, what the __ are you doing here?"

"Naruto?"

"Duh, have you even seen another guy with yellow hair around here?"

"Am I ever glad to see you!!!"

"I'm sure you are, but would you mind getting out?"

"Why?"

"Because you're in the toilet and I really need to pee ASAP."

Sasuke's jaw dropped.

Somewhere in the house, Sakura opened the (other) door to find something that made her go "DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:!" and let go off the door knob immediately.

She screamed an earthquake that measure 8.0 on the Richter scale as Kakshi Sensei closed the door sheepishly.

Sakura walked, shocked, towards the cafeteria, still clutching her scissors, while muttering something that sounded an awfully lot like "I'm too young to see this sort of thing."

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