He'll be coming round the mountain when he comes,

(Swish, swish)

He'll be coming round the mountain when he comes,

(Swish, OW! he fell over)

He'll be coming round the mountain

He'll coming round the mountain

He'll be coming round the mountain when he comes,

(Swish, BUGGER stabbed himself with the reaver)

He'll be driving six white sons, when he comes

(Whoa there)

He'll be driving six white sons, when he comes

(I said Whoa Raziel)

He'll be driving six white sons,

He'll be driving six white sons,

He'll be driving six white sons, when he comes

(Swish, Buggerstabbed himself with the reaver, I Said Whoa Raziel)

Oh, we'll all run a mile, when he comes

(ARRRGH)

Oh, We'll all run a mile, when he comes

(Except KQ)

Oh, we'll all run a mile

We'll all run a mile

We'll all run a mile, when he comes

(Swish, Buggerstabbed himself with the reaver, I said Whoa Raziel, ARRRGH)

He'll be wearing pink fluffy slippers, when he comes

(OOH FLUFFYVorador notices them)

He'll be wearing pink fluffy slippers, when he comes

(Bang, Pow, Biff Vorador and Kain fighting over slippers)

He'll be wearing pink fluffy slippers,

He'll be wearing pink fluffy slippers

He'll be wearing pink fluffy slippers, when he comes

(Swish, Bugger stabbed himself with the reaver, I said Whoa Raziel, ARRRGH, OHH FLUFFYVorador notices them)

He'll be sleeping with the reaver when he comes

(Suck, "oh mommy" Kain sucking his thumb)

He'll be sleeping with the reaver when he comes

(EWW, I got a dirty thumb)

He'll be sleeping with the reaver

He'll be sleeping with the reaver

He'll be sleeping with the reaver, when he comes.

(Swish, Bugger stabbed himself with the reaver, I said Whoa Raziel, ARRRGH, OHH FLUFFYVorador notices them suck, "I want me mommy" Kain sucking his thumb)