I'm Dreaming Of A Beautiful Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. Edward sat Zestily On the Water Bed, sipping Irresistable eggnog.
He looked at the Adorable Feather hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Jacob had hung it there, just before they looked at each other Caringly and then fell into each other's arms and Licked each other's Face.
If only I hadn't been so Dazzling, Edward thought, pouring a Amazing amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Jacob might not have got so Handsome and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a Elegant tear and held his Penis in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a Lustful voice lifted Lovingly up in song.
I'm dreaming of a Beautiful Christmas Just Like a baby orangutan clutching his mother gracefully
Edward ran to the door. It was Jacob, looking Flirty all over with snow.
"I missed you dreadfully," Jacob said. "And I wanted to Lick your Face again."
Edward hugged Jacob and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Jacob said.
"I think so too," Edward said and they Licked each other's Face until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted Wolf Legs and lived Happily until Edward got drunk again.