Note: This is the sequel to Sw1tch3d. It's not important that you read it, but just realize this takes place after Azula, Sokka, Katara, and Zuko had all switched bodies because of some crazy old lady and her potions. After switching back, Azula decided to use the potion to her advantage, and so she returns to the old lady who cursed them in the first place.

Also, this is slightly AU because it takes place half in our world and half in the "Avatar" world. (A Crazed Zuko Fangirl switching places with an Evil Princess) Why did I do that? For three reasons:
1. Well, I figured it would be funny to have a crazed Zuko fangirl be in Azula's body, so that Mai and Ty Lee think Azula has some sort of crush on her brother.
2. Seeing Azula afraid of cars and television is priceless, no?
3. What would Zuko think if he felt an attraction to the fangirl, while he thinks she's his sister? Can you say: "Zuko's afraid he's in love with Azula?" Yes, that's very disturbing, and that's why I love it.


Azula stepped through the door of a decrepit shack, placing each foot down softly, as though afraid to stir any of the dust into the air. She stopped when she spotted an old lady, bent down over a few bottles of green liquid. Her back was to Azula, so she hadn't seen her enter.

"Madame Morbida?" Azula asked in a voice of authority.

The old lady turned to Azula, hair falling back to reveal the one bewitched eye, whited out completely, and stood, "Hello, dear."

"You may not know who I am," Azula spoke, walking closer towards the lady before her.

"Oh, but I do," she smiled, blackness showing where teeth should have been, "You're one of the four I switched, not long ago. Recently, actually."

"Yes," Azula smiled, stopping a foot from the woman, "then you owe me, do you not?"

The old lady eyed her suspiciously, "That depends..."

"I want the potion which you used to switch my brother and myself with the waterbender and the peasant."

Madame Morbida pulled a vial out from her pocket, where she kept it to make sure it didn't fall into the wrong hands, "This? Why?"

"I need it," Azula licked her lips as she stared lustfully at the vial, "for an experiment."

"I'm afraid I cannot sell it to you," the lady replied, shifting it back into her pocket.

"Oh, I wasn't planning on buying it," Azula suddenly struck out, blasting the old lady against the wall with a burst of blue flame. Her back made contact with wood and stone and she fell to the ground, unconscious.

Azula stepped forward, making sure not to step on the old woman's hand, which was laying limply by her shoulder, and squatted down. She reached into Madame Morbida's pocket and pulled out the vile, brought it to eye level, and studied the swishing liquid.

"Thank you," Azula told the lifeless form, "but let's keep this between us. I want no one knowing of my plans."


Planet Earth

"Oh my god!" Vira exclaimed, "Did you see the season finale of Avatar last night?"

"Hell yeah," Jade replied, "I cannot believe that Zuko betrayed Iroh!"

"Unless it's a plan between them," Vira said, "after all, Azula left Iroh and Zuko alone..."

"But we know from past experiences that they suck at acting," Jade stated.

The two girls were on their way to school, dressed in jeans and t-shirts. Jade's long black hair was colored red on the bottom inch, and she had a small diamond stud pierced through her nose.

Vira's hair was a mix of brown and blond, it fell down to her shoulders in a straight cut.

"Whatever," Vira went on, "it doesn't matter if there's a plan or not. Evil Zuko is even hotter then non-evil Zuko."

Jade rolled her eyes, "Are you seriously in love with a cartoon?"

"Hell yeah!" Vira laughed and shifted her book bag to her other shoulder, "he's not just a cartoon. He's hot and strong and smart and hot and muscular and hot and angry and, and...did I mention he was hot?"

"It might of slipped out," Jade playfully punched Vira's shoulder, "You're obsessed."

"I'm a Zuko fangirl," Vira crossed her arms, "what can I say? I'd die to live in that world with him, and be his Fire Lady!"

Jade laughed sarcastically, "Don't go wasting your life on a guy you'll never meet."

"Oh, I'll meet him," Vira said with a sly smile, "I'll find a way to be with him."

"And just how are you going to do that?"

Vira shrugged, "I'll create a portal which allows me to switch into his dimension."

"And just how are you going to make that?"

"Don't know," Vira pulled out her cell phone and checked to make sure they would be on time for school, "but I'll figure it out. And when I do, I'll live there as a firebender so powerful I can kick Azula's ass!"

Jade laughed at the look of ecstasy on her friend's face.

Vira continued; "Then me and Zuko will run away together!"

"What if he doesn't want to run away with you?"

"Hell, I just kicked Azula's ass, I can kidnap him for all I care!" Vira smiled at Jade, then grabbed her friend's wrist, "Come on! We can't be late again!"


Azula held the potion she stole from the old lady steady as she mixed it with another. As the two liquids merged there was a puff of smoke which sent out an acrid odor, then a few short sparks. Smiling, Azula held the vial up in a salute, "Now, to set my plan into action. Cheers." With one quick bend of her wrist she brought the vile to her lips, and downed it's contents.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Avatar