Chapter no. : Prologue
Chapter title: Prologue
Story rating: M
BETAed: Phoenix Seal Of Approval
Disclaimer: Me no own Beyblade. I mean, come on - how stupid are you? If I did own Beyblade, it would contain much swearing, blood, sex and rock'n'roll. And Yaoi. Don't forget the luffly yaoi. But since I don't own it, I have to settle for entertaining you guys with my stories and OCs - which is fine by me.
Warnings: -You must have read the other Wolf Loves! - cannot be bothered to list the rest-
Thanks for reviewing the last chapter of Animal Magnet...
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Notes: -screams- Honeys, I'm home! We're back for another saga. I decided to upload this as i was running out of inspiration to keep writing the chapters. Updates wil probably be slow, as I have exams coming up. Hope you enjoy the prologue! xXx
"ENOUGH!"
Everyone quietened down instantly at the roar and turned to the top of the golden table.
The Great Deity's eyes fiercely scanned the table. "You call yourselves gods? Mortals worship you for wisdom, courage and guidance! If they knew how you act…!" The being trailed off.
Every god known to man - from Aztec deities to the great Zoroaster - was sat at the great, golden table, up in the mystical pastures of the Elysian Fields, upon the orders of the Great Deity.
"Now… thank you… I'm guessing you are all wondering why you are here."
"Yes we are." The almighty Zeus replied.
"Indeed."
"Could you please get on with it?" Barked a deep voice. "Some of us need to get back to smiting unbelievers and gracing those who follow me obediently."
"Y-"
"God, keep your loin cloth on, will you?" Another snorted. "She's getting there!"
"Circe, please." The Great Deity soothed, laying a hand on the witch's. "Calm yourself."
"What is she doing here, anyway? She's not a goddess!"
"Hera-darling, you're only supposed to be jealous of Zeus and how he gets it with mortal women and not you, his wife. Leave the spiting to Eris, will you?" Circe snapped back. "She does it so well! Why take her job from her?"
At this statement, Eris - who had been half-asleep from boredom - perked up and glared at her mother, the Greek Queen of gods. "You what? You're taking my job from me? Bitch!"
"I was not, child."
"Oh, yeah right, mother. You're just overprotective of your rightful offspring!" Eris screeched back. "I mean, I don't see you taking away Artemis' right of hunting - oh, yeah, right, I forgot - that's because Zeus is the father and that mortal women, Leto, is her mother - not you!"
The godly twins, Artemis and Apollo, gave both the goddess of spite and queen goddess a wary look, just to see if the two would insult their mother…
"I am not taking your job from you!" Hera shrieked back. "Circe-"
"Don't you drag her into this!" Eris snapped, protective of her favourite non-godly-immortal-witch. "She has nothing to do with this!"
"If you had been listening before-"
"Please, could we try loving ea-"
"Shut up, Aphrodite, you whore!"
The goddess of love's bright blue eyes narrowed at Hera, daring the queen to say it again…
The Great Deity sighed and gave the other gods an apologetic look.
"I swear you have foam for brains."
"What?" The girly goddess screamed.
"Well," The queen continued nonchalantly, "you did rise up from the sea's foam on a giant clam when one of the titans had his-"
"Shush!"
"-cut off!"
"I said shush!" The Great Deity called.
"At least Athena has brains!" Hera hesitated. "Oh, wait, sorry - she mustn't because she did come from my lech of a husband's head…"
Athena opened her mouth to snap back, but the ever fiery Ares cut her off.
"Please, cool your head for a while until the Great Deity can explain why we are congregating here." The god of war growled.
"Please, Ares, I thought you had more sense than to stop me hammering sense into more stupid goddesses." Hera replied sweetly to her son.
"The only one stupid here, is you, Hera." Artemis muttered.
"What did you say, you unrightful goddess?"
The Great Deity let its head slip and bang onto the gold table from frustration, feeling Circe place a sympathetic hand on its shoulder…
It looked like its charges - the humans it and Circe had helped - were on their own, then…
Destiny help them - they have enough hell with each other without these 'gods' interfering!
----- Back on Earth -----
"Tala! Kai!" Bryan banged a fist on the wall. "Shut the fuck up, for God's sake!" The Falcon lay back down and cuddled back up to his Kitten, jamming the pillow back over his head. "I swear they run on Duracell… damn those bunnies…"
Demi: Kamia-darling did point out that shouldn't it be Energizer, but (well, over in Britain) Duracell's advert has bunnies in it and i use Duracell, so...
Anyhoo, review