Jaina was proudly winning against the cunning Warlock when he smirked and announced: "Well plaid". Calling upon one of his many unholy pacts he offers a board full of mechanical sacrifices for the Great Lord of Destruction. Jaina is absolutly shocked, it has been a last-effort battle so far, both sides bloodied and out of breath and here stands the Harbringer of Doom, surely it was lost and she feared defeat as her turn's card arrived, maybe he meant to show up at a Darkmoon Faire because he wasn't the firepower or logistics Jaina was expecting. Jaina was not one to give up, but she secretely did, but kept fighting for the honour of all who died. Hello Hello Hello it said. Poor robot it said. He was not meant to be there. An anomaly in the matrix. The most powerful dragon who can towers above Azeroth and can destroy legions on a whim. He wants to destroy this hero of legends, but one stands as an obstacle. Not an obstacle, more like a annoyance, but of smugness so unbearable that he simply must attack it. Deathwing punches the ground where Annoy-a-tron leaves, leaving a smoldering crater as big as Stormwind in the ground, setting the events of A Burning Crusade. Deathwing receives 1 point of damage for hurt pride as Annoy-O-Tron is still standing resolute with his clown wig, hanghorn and jingles. For only two mana he can heroicly stand to who can vaporize other dragons with ease. Jaina casts a ping at Deathwing, who was so far away and large it seemed like her pings didn't even reach him. The air gets fiery and dreadful, meteorites fall all over the battlefield, all this apocalypse is shielded from the brave little Hello Hello robot, the real Savior Of Azeroth. "Just as keikaku" smirks YagamiJaina Proudmoore. Two new cards appear in her hand. Deathwing and Guldan recoil in surprise. Two more Annoy-o-Trons? Deathwing is no match for that. Gul'dan starts sweating as he draws an Ancient Watcher, who's just there to watch and two Power Overwhelmings. Deathwing strikes the new Annoy-O-Tron. He knows he can do it, he's beaten Gods that control time, life and death. He possess more power than an entire army, surely two more re-purposed piece of junks are no match for him. Another blow of doomy fire blasts the molten pieces of second Annoy-O-Tron across time and space. "Goodbye, Goodbye" it echoes. The last Annoy-O-Tron sheds a tear. His wig bobbles, his robotic limbs rattle in a pathetic jingle. "Hello, Hello..." it says sadly, with lights blinking, the smiley face turning into a sadface. Jaina then topdicks into a Fireball and kills the big bad Gul'dan. Then Annoy-O-Tron and Deathwing stays on the board after the lights turn off. "Beep boop you so strong ." says Annoy-O-Tron, "I can make you stronger" "Nonsense i am power incarnate"..."But let's hear what you have to say since were the first since Sargeras to not instantly melt to me. "I would put some jingle bells on your wings, with silly confettis that come out as you breathe and Googly Eyes. And that's how Deathwing came back, bigger, badder in yet another WoW expansion.
