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disclaimer: Me no own you no sue!
*It was another day at the police office as Jericho entered the place office*
Jericho: Hey Ric whats up?
*Ric is very nerverous* Ric: man I have bad feeling *nervously* WOOOOOO!
Jericho: Ric everyone knows that you won't be killied
Ric:*whispering* But i'm two days away from retirament...woooo!
jericho: come on ric just because harely,tito,greg and countless other were killed doesn't mean were killied doesn't mean you will be...
Ric:oh yeah? then name at least one cop that wasn't killed before retirment!
Jericho: *thinking hard* ummmmmm....ummmmmm uhhhhh...
Ric: well?
Jericho:ummmm mick?
Ric:He was detecive!
Jericho:Hogan?
Ric:*dully* SWAT leader...
jericho:ok so I can't think of anyone but I still say you'll be fine...
*randy orton enters in dramatic form* Randy: Once again another legendary crimnal has fallen to the legend killer!
*Flair and Jericho look at orton* Flair: Hey Randy, chris and I are gonna go to the club after work you wanna come?
Jericho: one moment randy. *pulls ric to were he can whisper to him* Ric you know he and I don't get along!
Ric:ric That maybe so but somthing tells me that you to would be a great team..
Chris:what makes you say that?
Ric:*Shurgs* I dunno..
Chris:will proably never know...
Ric:yeah...(ah forshadowing...)
chris: Yup
Ric:so Its agreed orton comes
chris: Yeah-wait did you just *laughs a bit* d-did you just say "orton comes"...? *laughs more*
Ric:Oh my god I did...hehe *laughs the both crack up* *few minutes later* *ric wips away a tear* wooo...
Randy:Hey what time?
Ric: Oh right we get off at 7:00.
*later at the club orton and jericho are asking ric about what he is gonna do after retirment*
Jericho:so tell us ric what are you gonna do after you retire
Randy: Yes tell us!
Ric:I told you 3 times already!
Orton:please once more
Ric:ok fine well me and my wife are gonna move to this farm *shows orton and jericho and pic of is wife on a horse*
Ric:yup gonna be great in fact I think I might not die after all...*just then as fate his so cruel a hell storm of bullets hit ric and he starts to move around as he is shot*
*5 mins later*
*still being shot*
*10 mins later*
*still being shot*
*5 more minutes*
*still being shot
*10 more minutes*
*still being shot-Jericho:get to the point ass clown!*
*bullets stops and a car can be heard driving away*
Jericho:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
orton:WHY!?
*jericho runs over to ric's side*
Ric:*weakly* I told I would die...but one thing..get Heyman....*dies*
jericho:HEYMAN-*ric wakes up*
Ric:wait one more thing....
Orton:what ric?
ric:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *cough* *sputer* *dies for real*
ok thats the frist chapter hope ya like I should be doing Home work but my fans come frist! :-D I think this might be better than WWE camping trip!
Sucking up to adduience check
cheap plug check
to be continued....double check
disclaimer: Me no own you no sue!
*It was another day at the police office as Jericho entered the place office*
Jericho: Hey Ric whats up?
*Ric is very nerverous* Ric: man I have bad feeling *nervously* WOOOOOO!
Jericho: Ric everyone knows that you won't be killied
Ric:*whispering* But i'm two days away from retirament...woooo!
jericho: come on ric just because harely,tito,greg and countless other were killed doesn't mean were killied doesn't mean you will be...
Ric:oh yeah? then name at least one cop that wasn't killed before retirment!
Jericho: *thinking hard* ummmmmm....ummmmmm uhhhhh...
Ric: well?
Jericho:ummmm mick?
Ric:He was detecive!
Jericho:Hogan?
Ric:*dully* SWAT leader...
jericho:ok so I can't think of anyone but I still say you'll be fine...
*randy orton enters in dramatic form* Randy: Once again another legendary crimnal has fallen to the legend killer!
*Flair and Jericho look at orton* Flair: Hey Randy, chris and I are gonna go to the club after work you wanna come?
Jericho: one moment randy. *pulls ric to were he can whisper to him* Ric you know he and I don't get along!
Ric:ric That maybe so but somthing tells me that you to would be a great team..
Chris:what makes you say that?
Ric:*Shurgs* I dunno..
Chris:will proably never know...
Ric:yeah...(ah forshadowing...)
chris: Yup
Ric:so Its agreed orton comes
chris: Yeah-wait did you just *laughs a bit* d-did you just say "orton comes"...? *laughs more*
Ric:Oh my god I did...hehe *laughs the both crack up* *few minutes later* *ric wips away a tear* wooo...
Randy:Hey what time?
Ric: Oh right we get off at 7:00.
*later at the club orton and jericho are asking ric about what he is gonna do after retirment*
Jericho:so tell us ric what are you gonna do after you retire
Randy: Yes tell us!
Ric:I told you 3 times already!
Orton:please once more
Ric:ok fine well me and my wife are gonna move to this farm *shows orton and jericho and pic of is wife on a horse*
Ric:yup gonna be great in fact I think I might not die after all...*just then as fate his so cruel a hell storm of bullets hit ric and he starts to move around as he is shot*
*5 mins later*
*still being shot*
*10 mins later*
*still being shot*
*5 more minutes*
*still being shot
*10 more minutes*
*still being shot-Jericho:get to the point ass clown!*
*bullets stops and a car can be heard driving away*
Jericho:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
orton:WHY!?
*jericho runs over to ric's side*
Ric:*weakly* I told I would die...but one thing..get Heyman....*dies*
jericho:HEYMAN-*ric wakes up*
Ric:wait one more thing....
Orton:what ric?
ric:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *cough* *sputer* *dies for real*
ok thats the frist chapter hope ya like I should be doing Home work but my fans come frist! :-D I think this might be better than WWE camping trip!
Sucking up to adduience check
cheap plug check
to be continued....double check