-Alfred was really kawaii 2day. he decideded 2 walk into a magicall shop w/ flowurs nd stuffz. he sparkled like a pretty fairy desu. al wanted to buy a puppy. nyaaaa-

-Aruthr was in the pet shpo, huging a buny cuz bunies are kawaiiii desu. his neko ears twiched as he herd the birds in teh shop singin- ur singing is supa kawaii, birds..

-alfredd ate a bagle. he luved bagles. he sawwed arthur nd wlked ovur to him.- OMG HI KAWAII NEKO BFF! HOW R U DESU? NHYAAAA

-arthr jumped wen he herd alfrd yell behnd him, stil huggin the buny- UMG, ALFERD, DNT YEL AT ME IN SHOPS BLODY WANKER. -he made desudesu tears frm being scared-

-alfrd laffed. he luvved annoyhin te hell outa artur. he lol'd wen rthur cyred cuz he wuz meen lyk tht lolllll desu- Y U KALL ME MEEN NAEMS. ARTUR-CHAAAAN? NYAAA DESU

-arthr cryd mor- is nt funni alfrd-chan! ur so meen! -he mad a kawaii pout face nd kiked alfred-chan- i call u meen nams cus ur a baka!

-alfrd cryed.- im noet a baka! ur te baka! i wil thrw ur tea intho the fyr! -alfred slaped arthur nd glared all desuly- we shud go on a qwest desu

iie, dnt thrw my tea in the fyre! I lyk my tea, desu! -arthur snifed all kawaii nd sad lyke, holdin his faec wer alfrd-chan slaped him- fine desu.. we cn go on a cwest. -sparkl-

we shud go 2 da landd of kawaii unicurnz nd stuffzzzz

itz kalled kawaii desu land nya -alfrds neko earz twiched.- we can b supr kawi dere nya nd we cn plae w/ da unikorzznz

but i thot u didnt beleev in unicursn -tail swishez all kawaii- nd im a tsuntsun, aflred-chan! bt unicurns /r/ kawaii.. -artnurdesublush-

-alfred poked arthr- y r ur eybrowz so fuzy desu

ther nt fuzy, nya -poutyface- baka

yes dey r. also we need 2 fynd a cat. a cat naemd lisa. hez owr onry hoep desu. OUR ONRY HOEP 2 FYNDING TH KAWAII KINDUM DESU

my eybrowz r sexi.

o no! how r we guna find th cat, arfred-chan? i wna go 2 th kawwaiiii kingom, nya! -sparklsparkl-