Dark Pit: Time to read a random fanfic! *Turns on laptop*
Pit: *inturrupts Dark Pit*Hi Pittoo!
Dark Pit: WHHhHHHhAAAaaaaATtTt!
Pit: *gets in position for a kiss*
Dark Pit: *Punches Pit* WHAT THE HECK!
Pit: OOww!
Dark Pit: What was that for?!
Pit: What? I'ts Yaoi Day!
Dark Pit: OH HECK NO!
Pit: Now come m'ere!
Dark Pit: NO! Geez!
Pit: *Swan dives at him*
Dark Pit: *moves to the left*
Pit: *lands on his face*
Dark Pit: Hmph!
Pit: *Pulls down his shorts*
Dark Pit: AAAHHH! *pulls them back up* DUDE! *kicks him and walks away*
(after a long walk to Hyrule)
Dark Pit: yes! Now I can hang out with Dark Link!
Dark Pit: *sees Dark Link kissing Link*
Link: Hhmmmm...
Dark Link: *Reaches into Link's pants*
Dark Pit: *Shuts door and flys away*
(A long flight back to skyworld)
Dark Pit: grrrrr... Why would I do those stuff!
Pit: hey Pittoo. *kisses Dar-
Dark Pit: *Shuts down laptop* WHY DID I READ THAT!