The Bishounen Shittenou Generals
Yeah! I'm back writing another Sailor Moon fic since I really botched my last one. This time I'll go for a much lighter tone. Enjoy the new story! BlueNovaBunny
BNB: Welcome to my version of Sailor Moon in a topsy turvy world. I'd like to welcome my two muses (yeah right), Ken and Phoenix. Phoenix, please tell the summary.
Phoenix: This story follows the story line of the original except there's one little thing. The Shittenou a.k.a. the Generals are the good guys and the Sailor Scouts are the bad guys.
BNB: And today we have a guest star. Serena Tsukino!
Serena: Yes, I'm so happy to be in this story. If you really want to know, I kind of got tired being portrayed as the incorruptible heroine. I can't want to get blood on my hands!
BNB: blinks Um, you're still good in my story.
Serena: twitches What! But, the summary!
BNB: shakes head
Serena: begs on knee Please make me evil at least once! You don't know how tempting the darkside is! Limme try it at least once!
BNB: Fine, ok. I'll make you a blood thirsty psychopath once in my story.
Serena: grins Thank You!
BNB: Now on with the story
Disclaimer: Yes, Sailor Moon is owned by BNB…J/K. Sailor Moon was created by Naoko Takeuchi, but BNB does own the characters created by her
Story Signs:
italics - thoughts or emphasis
-new scene-
Serena Tsukino-14
Darien Chiba-17
Andrew/Andy Furuhata-18
Reese Hoshi-18 (author character)
Chapter 1: Oh No…Not A Regular Teenage Boy Now
The moonlight shone down on the covers, illuminating the figure resting on the covers. His form shifted back and forth as in a restless dream. The slivery light highlighted his calm yet slightly troubled features and made his black hair a slightly tinted blue. His dark blue eyes, which you would see if his eyelids weren't close, were moving rapidly back and forth.
He mumbled something incoherent in his sleep.
-Dream-
He stood in a fog and was getting…very annoyed. A frown marred his face. Who put this damn fog here? Do they want me to choke to death or something? He waved his hand in front of his face to disperse some of the thick clouds. His eyes narrowed as a figure appeared to walk towards him…a very nice figure. Wow! If that chick's face looks like as good as her body, then I hope I never wake up.
You must find the Sliver Imperial Crystal…
He gave the figure a skeptical look. He kind of liked this girl already, but it seemed a bit premature to be giving him orders already. And the stupid fog was covering her looks so he only saw a shadow of her body. Now only if she'd walk closer…
BUZZZZZZZ
A big hand smacked down on the vibrating alarm clock. Darien groaned and tossed the now broken alarm clock into the far corner of his room, where it landed with its fellow broken cloaks. Darien stared beady-eyed at the accumulating pile. Another groan escaped him.
"I need to switch to a radio before I blow my whole budget spending money on buying new alarm clocks." He stretched and looked around his sparsely decorated bedroom. Yep, everything looked boringly the same, and then noticed his the time on his watch. Oh Crap!
You'd never seen a young man get up so quickly, shower, eat breakfast, and leave the apartment. He barely had time to gulp down his coffee as he checked his watch. Good, by this time I'll be five minutes late. You'd think a demon possessed him to see how fast he could run.
Hmm, Mr. Torata seems very occupied. Maybe I could sneak in…
"DETENTION!" Darien froze mid-way in is tiptoe. He slumped his shoulders and walked meekly to his seat. His face turned beet red as he saw some of the other students smirk at him. "Now that Mr. Chiba has decided to take his seat, let's continue. The planet's atmosphere contains layers of gases that give each other its special…"
With his gazed staring forward, only an observant person would realize he was either daydreaming or sleeping with his eyes open, kind of like snakes in a creepy way.
That girl…who was she? Why was she in my dream? I think I'm too old to fantasize about an imaginary girl.
He blinked and noticed the class had gone silent. There seemed to be someone blocking his view of the board. I do not want to look up. He looked up.
That's when Hell broke loose. Oddly, the vein throbbing in Mr. Torata's balding forehead fascinated him. It actually looked like his head was about to pop off and rocket to the moon. Darien smirked; the moon would probably welcome his head with his crazy moon theories. Who ever heard of a Moon Princess anyways?
His smirk froze as Mr. Torata seemed to think Darien was laughing at him. His adam-apple visibly moved up and down. Never challenge a teacher's authority because their fear of losing power could make them vicious monsters; monsters that could easily bring down one of the top students of Azabu High School.
"See me after class Mr. Chiba. I want to speak to you privately." Darien sank into his seat as the class hooted.
Mr. Torata waited quietly as the class emptied, except for one student of course. He straightened out his clump of papers and cleared his throat. "You may come up to my desk now."
Darien walked slowly to the front. He was literally dragging his feet, dreading the confrontation. Mr. Torata looked him squarely in the eye.
"I hope this isn't a sign that your grades will be dropping. I expect order in my classroom. That means no tardiness, interruptions, or daydreaming. If you can't follow these simple rules then I suggest you switch to another class closer to your…behavior."
An evil glint filled the teacher's eyes. "Maybe regular classes are better suited to you then the advanced? Of course they tolerate this kind of behavior, but the downside is you get less credit and recognition." Darien shook his head profusely.
"Mr. Torata, I apologize for my behavior today and wish to continue classes in here.
"That is good, Mr. Chiba. You'll serve your detention until four o'clock. If you do not appear, I'll take it you weren't serious about your words." He broke eye contact with Darien and stuffed the papers in the drawer. Darien knew a dismissal when he saw one and left.
"Wow, it is true. You did get in trouble with a teacher." He grinned as he saw his best bud Andrew.
"Yeah Andy, it did happen. The world must be about to end." His friend broke out laughing.
"Probably. Are you coming to the arcade today? I can give you a discount on some games." Darien just shook is his.
"Isn't that bad marketing?"
Andy shrugged it off. "When I graduate, I am going to own that place. I'm already working part time there and," his voice took a lecherous tone, "very cute ladies come in."
Darien just rolled his eyes. "Yep, my best friend Andy, hitting on grade schoolers. I bet none of your customers are even in high school yet."
"True, but they will be tenth graders soon." Darien stayed silent, his friend was too hopeless and girl crazy.
"Later Andy. I don't think I can come to the arcade today." His noise wrinkled, "I have to serve detention from Mr. Torata." His friend just whistled before walking off.
Ms. Sonoma glanced up from her clumsily covered romance book. No way would she let students know she was reading a book where Ryder was about to take Miss Clara into his arms and…
Ms. Sonoma cleared her throat. "Mr. Chiba, you may go now." He left his seat and walked out the door. He briefly stopped in front of a jewelry store that had gems for sale. Sliver Imperial Crystal…
"Sale! Sale! Rubies! Diamonds! Pearls! All must go!" Darien cringed as the sales woman managed to screech loud enough with the viciousness of a rabid cheerleader coach. Damn the infernal harpy to hell. He was about to leave when a piece of crumbled paper landed on his head.
THAT DID IT! His whole day has been crap and now he felt like venting it. He found the person responsible and practically zoned in the kill.
"Thanks a lot Cow-tails! Right in my face. Try a wastebasket next time." He frowned behind his sun glasses as he saw the young girl's right eye start to twitch. Maybe he shouldn't have said that…
"These are not 'cow-tails,' they're call 'pig-tails' stupid. PIG-TAILS!" Darien ignored the girl and straightened out the paper.
"30? Who's calling who stupid, Pig-tails?" He threw the paper back at her and walked off. He felt slightly better after that verbal sparring. Maybe his day would get brighter.
"Darien!" He stopped…maybe not. He had to hold back his groan as he saw Reese coming. He could not deal with her right now, but apparently Reese was ready to argue in the middle of the busiest street.
"Reese, what are you doing here?" She seemed to be offended by that simple question.
"What am I doing here? Where the hell where you? I was waiting at that stupid arcade place watching Andy try to hit on stupid blonde Jr. High Schoolers. I don't see why you're still friends with him," she said in a disgusted voice.
He was sure he was about to blow his top but knew better. Reese was scary when she got truly pissed.
"I had detention today. I'm surprised Andy didn't tell you. Now if you don't mind, I have to meet someone important." He quickly ran off as fast as he could, leaving a shocked Reese. He escaped behind an alley and hoped Reese didn't follow him.
In a weird way they were kind of dating yet not. Sometimes she seemed like the only one to understand him and sometimes she was a real pain. Like her comments about Andy were starting to wear him down.
Meow.
Darien looked down and saw a pure white feline rubbing against his leg. "What?" He puzzled over the bandage covering the kitty's forehead. Jeez, I wonder what kid tortured this animal and stuck a bandage on him. He removed it and was congratulated with a scratch on the face. He immediately dropped the cat and started walking back home.
"Stupid bald cat..." No mind to the people who were staring at his scratched face. He reached his apartment and decided to take a nap. This day was way too rough. He drowsily wondered if the mysterious girl would visit his dreams again.
-dream-
Fog. Endless mounds of fog everywhere. This was definitely annoying and where the hell was the girl?
Find the Imperial Sliver Crystal…
Darien squinted his eyes. Yep, the girl was there and she was still covered by the fog.
"Why do you want me to find the crystal?"
Memories forgotten will be returned…Truth will be revealed…
Memories forgotten…Darien's eyes narrowed. So she knows about the accident so long ago. The memories never returned. He only knew his name was Darien Chiba and the doctors had to tell him that.
Flashes of images circled him. The fog distorted the pictures, but he saw clearly that Reese was in danger. Some…thing was attacking her. She was crying for help.
Darien woke up with his body glistening. Sweat drenched his entire body, making the sheets twist around him. In his dream he could feel Reese's fear. He just knew she was in trouble.
He stumbled into his kitchen and found the phone. He dialed her number and it felt like forever until someone picked up.
"Moshi Moshi, this is Ankara."
"Ankara, is Reese there?"
"Darien? No, Reese went to a jewel shop to return something. She said it made her feel funky after she wore it. Crazy, right?"
Darien pretended to chuckle, "Sounds pretty wild to me. I was supposed to give Reese something earlier today, but I entirely forgot. When did she go out? Maybe I can catch her…" Ankara checked her watch.
"She went about an hour ago…funny, she hasn't returned yet."
"An hour ago? That's a long time. I'm going to look for her. Bye Ankara." Darien hung up on Reese's roommate and started putting on his jacket.
"Your friend is probably in danger." Darien froze. Where did that male voice come from? "Down here." Darien looked down and saw a cat. The white cat that scratched his face! And it was talking!
"W-What's going on? I must be on something!" Darien checked his forehead to see if he had a fever. Nope, he didn't have one.
Artemis glared at the man before him. "My name is Artemis and you're a Guardian of Earth." Darien gave him a dubious look.
"What the hell is a Guardian of Earth? Do I watch over dirt or something?" A vein throbbed in Artemis' head.
"Here, take this," Artemis passed Darien a golden crystal. "Say 'Elision Power' and just wait." Darien knew he would regret this, but he grabbed the stone anyway.
"Elision Power!" A warm energy filled his veins and he felt himself glowing. Next thing he knew, he was dressed in a tuxedo. He looked questionable at Artemis. Yeah, a talking white cat gave him a magical gem that helped him have a tuxedo to wear. How the hell was this supposed to help Reese? Artemis just snorted at him.
"Once you transform, you can do things you can't do normally."
"Why the tux?" Artemis avoided his gaze. Darien thought he heard a mumbled 'I dunno'. The feline seemed to get frustrated and clawed the carpet.
"Look, the more time we waste here, the more likely your friend is dead." Darien nodded and jumped out his balcony window. He just hoped the freaky cat was telling the truth about being able to do abnormal stuff.
Reese stared in horror at the scene unfolding before her. She had come to return the jewelry she bought earlier and saw the saleswoman attacking her own daughter in the shop. The saleswoman had turned into a monster before her eyes, as she lifted the daughter like a rag doll. And now the monster has turned its attention onto Reese.
"I insist you stop before you regret hurting the young lady!" The monster looked up at the mysterious interloper.
"Who are you?"
"I'm, ah," Darien looked at himself and the words just flew form his mouth, "Tuxedo Mask!" He inwardly cursed himseld. What was wrong with him? He couldn't even change his name now.
"Oh? Never heard of you and I don't care. Minions attack!" Reese started feeling weird. The bracelet glowed in her palm. Destroy Tuxedo Mask…
Ok Chiba, your kind-of-girlfriend and some other normal people are attacking you and being controlled by a monster. What do you do? He felt something heavy fill his palm. It was a cane. An evil grin graced his lips. I guess I beat the crap out of everyone! He easily dodged the puppet-people. As he now faced the demon controlling them, he then realized he had a puny stick against that.
Because of his transformed stated he could dodge the monster's attack, but it wouldn't be for long until he tired. Darien used the cane to twist the monster's claws away and force it back.
"Stop right there!" Both of the fighter paused to look up. A silhouette of a woman appeared.
"And who the hell are you?" The girl started scratching her head, then a light bulb seemed to go off as she pronounced an "aha!"
"I am Sailor Moon…The Champion of Justice. And there's nothing you can do about it!"
The youma's eye starting twitching. It was no fair! It took forever to study the store owner's behavior, so she'd make a perfect replica when she replaced her because of her bitchy boss who wanted everything perfect. And now there were strange people with even stranger names attacking her! She just wanted to complete her mission. To top it off, a little girl in a skimpy skirt was taunting her.
"Oh yeah? Feel this!" Darien cringed as he heard the screeching of the heroine ring through his head. Some hero, I've been fighting with this monster for ten minutes and she goes down the first ten seconds.
"Moon Frisbee!"
"Whoa…" He stared at the pile of dust where the youma was. So the girl can fight. His awe of the mysterious girl was diminished as he saw her jump up and down in excitement. Apparently this was her first time fighting too.
"Well it looks like I'm not needed." The girl stopped jumping and just stared at him. Darien couldn't help but grin. She was really cute. His forefinger tipped her chin up. "I won't forget you Sailor Moon."
The girl just stood there flabbergasted as he leaped into the night. Of course her cat Luna heard the tell-tale sigh that escaped her mistress' lips.
Darien placed the crystal in his drawer and stretched. His muscles were a little sore from over exertion when he was trying to dodge that thing. Good thing I'm on the Judo team or else I'd be in serious trouble.
"So how did it go?" Darien stared down. Oh yeah, that talking cat.
"Well, I didn't kill that thing, if that's what you're asking about."
"You what!"
"Hold on, I was getting to that part. I didn't kill it but a girl showed up and killed it. She called herself Sailor Moon." Darien gave the kitty a suspicious look. "You wouldn't know anything about her, would you?" Artemis seemed to shrink under Darien's stare. His glare seemed increase in intensity.
"N-No. N-Nothing. Heh heh…" Darien decided to go with it for now. The cat was obviously lying, but ok.
"By the way, I don't appreciate going into a fight unprepared. What exactly is my power?"
"Well you can send out auras, kind of like an energy blast. You can sometimes read the past of an object by being near it or touching it. I think that's it…" Darien felt like strangling the cat. He didn't have any of this information when he was fighting that monster.
"And how exactly to I activate this because I certainly didn't do any of those things while I was fighting."
"Really? I thought I told you how to attack. You don't have a word for it, but have to bring it deep from within. It's like putting all your will into your palm and throwing the energy." Darien just gave an exasperated sigh and went to sleep. He'd worry about all this tomorrow.
Raye placed her shopping bags on the corner of the table. Strange, the orb isn't glowing. Where's Cato's report on the jewelry scam?
"Haven't checked the progress on your agent yet, Mars?"
Raye sneered at Jupiter, "I was just about to." She touched the orb and a scene played out before her eyes. Jupiter smirked.
"Queen Beryl wants to see you now. Better say your prayers." Lita cast her side-long glance. "Who knows? Maybe Beryl might give me the next job since you botched this one." Raye clenched her fist, but didn't react. She knew Beryl would become more pissed if she started a fight with Lita, no matter who started it.
-End-
Ken: Who was that strange girl that bumped into me?
BNB: That was the famous Serena Tsukino, Sailor Moon, Princess Serenity, Queen Neo-Serenity, The Champion of Justice! takes a sip of tea and stays quiet
Ken: OMG, OMG, I missed her! I want her to sign my Tuxedo Kamen poster! drools over poster
BNB: Anyways, for you fans out there, I'm trying to stay with the original Mixx version of the Manga, but I shuddered every time I had to write Darien's last name…Shields. shudders so I'm keeping the Japanese last name. And the powers Sailor Moon will be using will be from the manga too, no matter how weird it sounds. Please Review and tell me if I should continue this story.
Phoenix: ReVIeW!