The Mad Scientist
Prologue
If you ask me, I think life is one big experiment.
You wanna know why?
It's because everyday we make different decisions. Different outcomes ensue when we change choices.
Experiments.
For risk takers, they take risks to see if that decision will bring them good fortune or luck. If it didn't, if it brought them bad fortune or luck, they won't do it again. Unless they're stupid.
Experiments.
If we don't know what's right and wrong, we usually ask around or we look around for facts. We draw conclusions from them. We act accordingly.
Experiments.
When we're in love or we simply want to make another being happy, we observe them carefully and make the hypothesis. Oh you know what kind of things they like, what makes them smile. All those little sappy things. When we have proven our hypothesis, found out what their likes are and stuff, we do what we must.
Experiments.
Now these experiments we take in a particular portion of our life, makes up for what we are, how we become the person we are right now. It's like little bits and pieces of you that makes you one whole.
One big experiment.
This gauges how successful we are in life, how we live it to the fullest, how we have no regrets……………
One big experiment.
Suppose you believe me in all this crap about life being one big experiment, where do you think the heck do we conduct this? The world of course. The world, the environment we live in is our grounds.
So in a warped kind of sense, our world, our nature, our environment is our laboratory.
Our one big laboratory.
Now what do we do in our one big laboratory? Set loose mad scientists of course!!! What else were you thinking? Waste the beauty of the environment, of the laboratory by not pursuing to know where it came from, what it does and all that scientific crap? If you're thinking about anything but, I suggest you go to a psychiatrist. Quick!!!
Hmmm…… That sounds barbarous, calling the dedicated men of science mad! Let me amend that, as yours truly is a man of science himself and considers mischievous and dangerous experiments, tame in the name of science.
We are not mad scientists. We just like to know things, view things in a different perspective. Our overly enthusiastic ways are what sets us apart from those mediocre ones. So when I say the word 'mad' it's a compliment. Though mad, I use with the word scientist. If the two words are far apart…… Let's say, I call you mad, well what I mean is mad, mad as in hallucinatory, psycho…… definitely not a compliment.
So with that said, let's go on with the show!!!
Oh wait!! Before reading my log book, you know where I put data, hypothesis, conclusions, and rubbish, I'd like to let you know that the focus of my experiments is people. Stars of my log book are Bon, Tsuzuki, Tatsumi, Kachou, my owl (Now don't you laugh!! 003 might not fulfill your requirements to see a being as 'people' but she is!! I promise I could prove to you that she's got brains far more useful than yours!! ), my officemates (they star because they're always intertwined with the Bon-Tsuzuki saga) and myself of course!!!
So if you're mad enough to look for research here in my log book, let's say you have an assignment in chemistry and you feel that you might find an answer to the question, what is atom? Or you think you might find the formula for density, in my log book you are definitely, absolutely, right-on-the-mark wrong. That is the most boring part of research any scientist could venture to. And I'm definitely not boring. DEFINITELY.
So with that said, please don't send me notes asking me whether my log book has the answer for any scientific crap. And I absolutely could not tolerate notes telling me that my log book is useless!! I let a hair brained fellow read it once (Her initial starts with A.R.), and she screamed at me, imagine that!! Screamed!!
So, she yelled at the top of her lungs and flung my precious log book at me!!! The nerve!!! And you know what she said?! She said she wasted precious i-net time reading it!! And she said it was the most useless thing she had ever read!!!
Gawd, if you could just see her…. She was mad with rage because she didn't finish her chemistry assignment on time…. Well, it wasn't my fault! She said if she could borrow my log book for some reading assignment. Being the genial man that I was, I let her borrow it….. Hmmmp. The ungrateful brat!!
So please… before venturing into the pages of my valuable, stunning log book be aware that it is of different nature and as I said contained experiments on the emotions, reactions, thoughts of several hand picked people (and owl!!) and therefore could not answer and cannot be of value for useful research.
Hem, hem…. (clears throat) So on with the show!!!
t.b.c.
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A/N: Tell me what you think!!! Do you think I should continue? I got this idea from my other fic Could it be any Harder, I think it's in chapter four…. Where Watari made experiments…..