Out of extreme boredom, I write this Naruto fanfic and guess whatie what, not only am I talent-less, I have creativity inability as well! I need ideas for this one chapter, just this one. Heh. This is what I have so far:
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Sakura walked.
She had just gone through an undignified day of 'training' with good ol' team 7. In other words, watching her teammates beat the living crap out of each other while she so much as watched and did nothing.
And she pretty much felt useless for it. So she walked herself home.
"Don't worry, Sakura-chan! I'll beat him to a pulp in 5 seconds then get back to you so we can.. uh, talk about things you like! Or uh.."
"Tch."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY, TEME?! DID YOU JUST CALL ME A LOSER?!"
Sakura sighed.
Had she always been so weak? Had she been always so unworthy as an opponent? Yes, in fact, she has.
In most dire situations, she would, with all her will, be all brave and be all selfless. Though, that was all that she could do. Despite from being able to throw some shuriken here, stab some kunai there, and question and comprehend intelligibly (though not as sharp a brain as the Nara kid), she pretty much couldn't do anything else. She had no special jutsu. She had no blood-line inheritance. She excelled at nothing except for 'benkyou-ing' at the Academy before they became Genins and no longer required said doings.
And now she was, whoa hey, guess what, useless.
And she was right... right?
"Oi, Sakura, it's staring to rain. You should just go home; it's not like you're being beneficial anyway."
Sakura stared.
'Staring is impolite', she would have thought. But she was too dumbfounded, stunned, astounded, numbed, flabbergasted, and all those synonymous words recorded in heaping piles of dictionaries to have even thought to think.
She stared with all the visual abilities her eyes allowed. She stared until she felt her jaws slacken, and her eyeballs go dry from the wind breathing unevenly to her face.
And very much unlike a good ninja, she stood, paled, did nothing but watch --
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What? Watch what? What could possibly render Haruno Sakura shocked and speechless? What shocking scene would make it absurd enough to get to Hollywood?
Why the bloody hell am I asking you?
"You're talentless."
Oh, sou desu ne, Sasuke-kun. That, I am.
So I am off to glomp some nameless man who, suspiciously, looks like a main-branch Uchiha spawn, and rack my brain senseless for some ideas, maybe.