"Hours before the press conference and people are buzzing about what the conference might be about." (Narrator)
"Did you hear about the press conference?"
"What? There's a press conference?"
"Yeah, didn't you hear last night?"
"No. When did they announce it?"
"They announced it at seven."
"What's the conference about?"
"Supposedly about Batman."
"Batman?"
"Yeah, they say that they have an announcement about him."
"I got that! But what else?"
"I don't know."
"Well, do you know when the press conference is?"
"Either six or seven."
"Well, is it six or seven?"
"I don't know."
"Then why are you telling me this?"
"I thought you would want to know."
"But I don't even know you."
"True, hi my name is Penny."
"Ali."
"Well, bye."
"See ya."
"No you won't."
"What?"
"Nothing."
Press Conference/Wayne Manor
"Thanks to the mayor of Gotham City I am able to deliver you the most ground breaking new of your lives."
"Master Wayne!"
"Yes, Alfred."
"The press conference."
"For the past several months I have been investigating one man in particular. He was the man we could all count on, but what if..."
"Alfred."
"Yes, sir?"
"We need to leave."
"Why?"
"I have a bad feeling about what he's going to say next."
"What if that man we all look up to was in fact a fraud. This man we all thought was our 'Dark Knight' is not the man we thought he was. Batman is a lie!"
"Master Wayne?"
"I knew this day would come."
"Detective! What evidence do you have to prove this?"
"This is my proof."
"My proof…hehehehe…it needs to be seen by the whole city. Everyone in the city of Gotham must come to the grand revelation of the true Batman. I will even uncover the very identity of Batman."
"Why don't you announce the identity of Batman now? Most of the city is watching this press conference."
"You don't understand. This man must be revealed to everyone at the same time. I want this man to feel that he has nowhere to hide after I'm finished with him."
"So you know the identity of this man?"
"Of course I do! Don't insult me with these petty little questions! I am a detective and I do what I do best. I go by what the evidence tells me."
"Won't you give the audience something to look forward to? Make like a little hint of what might be revealed besides the identity of Batman. Why not tell us where and when this big event might be?"
"It's going to be held in one of the grandest places in all of Gotham, but why spoil the location, then it wouldn't be a surprise. I don't want anyone knowing where this is. I hate it when you guys park outside my house and I don't want you in front of the big event until the premiere of the show."
"Premiere? You make it sound that this is like some movie that will be replayed over and over."
"Well, it will. If you don't see it the first night, then I will have two other shows for the rest of Gotham to see."
"So are you saying that the people of Gotham have to pay to see this event?"
"NO! I mean, of course not. Why would I make Gotham pay for all the time I've spent gathering this information?"