Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, his gang and anyone else that had appeared in the book or the show.
Chapter 1
It was a normal morning. On such a nice, calm, serene, morning, nothing could go wrong… right?
Inuyasha was snoozing in his usual spot on a thick tree branch. He could be mistaken for a feline instead of a dog demon because of his fluffy, cute, little ears on top of his head.
Kagome had gone home via the well the day before and Inuyasha was bored, very bored. Without kagome's extraordinary sense for the jewel, which the entire world had their eyes on, he could do NOTHING!
Unknown to Inuyasha, Kagome was at home preparing a very special surprise for him…
0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo
"MAMA! Where are the ingredients? I desperately need them, they are essential to it, they must be in…" Kagome almost cried out knowing that she had been working on her creation for the past six hours…
"Please Kagome, BE patient… I still do not think that it will be necessary to include it you know…" Kagome's mother replied knowing how much her daughter had gone through just to prepare a pot of soup for the hanyou five hundred years in the past.
0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo
Inuyasha was now in the midst of creating a trench by walking back and forth over the same plot of land that was currently beneath his feet. It was obvious to all those who see him that he was bored, and on the verge of becoming crazy.
"Would you just SIT down and relax?" said the monk in his usual calm voice although there was a hint of annoyance in it.
"HOW can you expect me to 'just SIT down and relax' when that stupid Kagome had to spend her stupid free time on idiotic activities? " Inuyasha half- screamed.
"Inuyasha…, SIT!" the perverted monk had to use every bit of control he had in his body to stop himself from punching him on his head.
"Feh! As if you saying it would have effect on me..." Inuyasha taunted the annoyed monk. "I thought that you were enjoying your time, out here in the open, with Sango? Without anybody disturbing you?" Sango's face instantly turned into the colour of a red tomato.
"Inuyasha… Sango and I were just discussing on why was Kagome-sama this late. She had never come back this late before and knowing her, she had probably met with a mishap…" Miroku explained in his all too familiar innocent face.
"In that case…, I should really go and get her…" Inuyasha whispered…
"OOOhhhh…. So you really are worried for Kagome-sama aren't you?" Miroku exclaimed with a huge grin etched across his face.
"I… stop your nonsensical blabbering. I just don't know what trouble that stupid girl can get into again…" Inuyasha reasoned with the perverted monk.
"I didn't know you knew how to reason" Miroku uttered, surprised," I thought that all you knew was how to hurl insults …"
"Where is Shippo by the way?" Inuyasha asked, trying to avoid where the conversation was heading…
"Ajfytwovcbskd!"
"What's that?" Inuyasha questioned, looking down at the source of it.
There, beneath Inuyasha's foot, was Shippo face splat against the dirt mouth full of soil.
"What are you doing there?" Inuyasha queried.
"I just wanted to tell you how annoying and irritating you are when your foot suddenly came out from no where and step right on my head! I should be the one who asking…Are you BLIND?" Shippo shouted.
For once, Inuyasha had Nothing to say.
"So you ARE blind!" Shippo announced to Sango and Miroku.
"I'm proud to say that, I Shippo who is an orphaned fox demon, who is tiny in size and have little life experiences, have managed to make Inuyasha admit that he is BLIND! Such a seemingly difficult task is completed by me and no other! Such an honour, I am almost unworthy." Shippo proudly announced with the loudest voice he can.
Sango, Miroku and Kirara stared wide-eyed at the brave fox demon who dared to insult Inuyasha in such a way. They were not really very surprised, they had know, from the start that they do not really get along, but to say that a dog demon is blind definitely is not a good idea. Shippo really got into trouble this time…and this time neither of them is going to risk themselves to save their bubbly companion. No one wants to be on this hanyou's bad side… except Sesshoumaru.
Just as Inuyasha grabbed Shippo by his tail, a familiar head bobbed out of the well's opening- Kagome is back!
0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo
"I'm bac…"
"Inuyasha just what do you think you are doing?" Kagome questioned giving the hanyou one super evil stare.
"I was just…" Inuyasha paused, searching his head for an excuse "checking whether Shippo has lice!" Inuyasha exclaimed, smiling to Kagome whose looks show that she had no problem figuring that it was a lie.
"Lice?" Kagome wanted to make sure she did not hear wrongly so she would not be accusing the hanyou of something he did not do.
"Yeeeeaaaaaarrrruuup" the hanyou affirmed, this time not confident, very aware that it was a horrible excuse which even Myoga wouldn't fall for.
"Oh! Then I suggest that you SIT because SITting is good for you as SITting helps you regain your strength but make sure your SITting posture and SITting position is good so that when you SIT, your back won't hurt. With all these good things about SITting, you should SIT now! SIT! " kagome smiled innocently… "SITting is … comfortable…right?"
Kagome inwardly smiled, she had managed to sit the hanyou ten times. Not her record but still it was quite an achievement.
When Inuyasha finally recovered from his 'sitting state', he gave Kagome a very pissed off look on his face.
"What did you do that for!" yelled Inuyasha, folding his arms.
"Do what?" Kagome asked.
There is a very scary female in front of him and Inuyasha knew it. One moment she was happy and the next she was an erupting volcano. No one could ever do that, only Kagome. The four (including Kirara) said nothing. They knew, from experience, that no one should ever mess with Kagome when she was angry.
Shippo is proud that Kagome had defended and protected him, but a scary and angry Kagome was not what he had wanted to see.
"So what took you so long?" Inuyasha asked politely, trying not to make her even angrier than she already is.
"Oh!" Kagome blushed.
'NOW she is embarrassed?' 'Females are hard to understand' Inuyasha sighed.
"Errrrmmmm…Inuyasha?"
"What!"
"Inuyasha…?"
"What?"
"Inuyasha… …?"
"What!"
"Inuyasha… … … …?"
"What?"
"Inuyasha?... … … … … … …"
"What! Will you hurry up and say what you have to say?"
"Well….I made a pot of soup for you to drink seeing that you are stressed with Naraku…" Kagome said, diffidently, not knowing what his reaction would be.
"Keh! What's so stressful about chasing and killing that homicidal hanyou?"
"Inuyasha you are also a hanyou…"
"Feh! Whatever…"
"Now, about that pot of soup you are talking about…"Inuyasha queried, avoiding the topic of 'hanyou'.
"Oh…I left it by the well!" Kagome stated bouncing happily to retrieve her special pot of surprise.
'Gasp. Oh my god, JAKEN is here!' "JAKEN! What are you doing here?...If you are here, does that mean that Sesshoumaru is around here somewhere? "Kagome enquired.
"No. Sesshoumaru-sama had graciously allowed me to find food for his puny servant and Rin. Oh, such masters are hard to find! His half-brother is nothing compared to the great and powerful supreme lord who is capable and impressive and intelligent and strong and always prepared and ready and is worthy of the heavenly blade that his father had left for him, he is also skilfully trained in many sorts of weapons and talented and dexterous and invincible as well as…"
"JAKEN!" Kagome shouted, cutting the toad short.
"You really are a toady!"
"Keh! It fits him, he is a toad. What would you expect from him?" Inuyasha questioned.
"So, why are you here Jaken?"
"Like what I was just saying I was here finding food for Rin when…"
"I knew that, why are you here? There isn't any food around here for miles." Kagome said cutting him short again. 'No wonder Sesshoumaru can't stand him…'
"Oh! I just took a bath. Such a nice spot, fits just right too! So comfortable… I have not had a bath since Sesshoumaru-sama … Ah, should be going now." Jaken answered, walking towards the direction of the forest. (IF you call that walking)
"NOW, where were we? Oh! My soup!" Kagome yelled out, walking to a hidden spot behind some shrubs. Holding up a big pot of soup up to her eye level, she declared, "This is my Soup!"
"Err Kagome; don't you think that the soup is a little green?" Inuyasha opined.
"SO?" Kagome stared at him.
"Is it drinkable?"
"Of course! DO you doubt my cooking skills?" Kagome look almost evil with the look she is giving Inuyasha.
"Of course………..NOT Kagome…" faking a smile
"This is just so……………….unexpected!" Inuyasha let out a sigh, happy that he had found the right word to say.
"So? Drink it!"
"What? How can you expect me to drink something like this?" Inuyasha reasoned, trying his best to avoid the scene that would most likely follow, which sadly included 'kissing the ground'.
"Drink it!"
"How?"
"DRINK it!"
"How!"
"Inuyasha, this is the final warning…DRINK IT!""
"I said it, HOW?"
Inching towards Inuyasha, Kagome smiled," Like this!" Forcing half of the pot's content into his mouth, Kagome smiled…"Nice?"
0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo0Oo
Ç r I § τ a ë║