Helloooooo.

Ahaha…Um, Yeah, so, this is the first time I'm writing a KHR story ONLINE(emphasis on that), although I've thought of many ideas and wrote a few of them in my notebook.

Awkward… Yeah. Anyways, I hope you like it and also, please don't swear or anything about this…I tried my best(Though, apparently, not enough. Yeah yeah yeah…).

PS. I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn.(OMG! How I wish I did!)

Also, this is a very, very short story. Only three chapters. I warned you. So don't go all "WTF is this? This is supposed to be a story? It's **** short!" And all that what-not swearing. But I'm going to write much longer stories. So, yeah, please enjoy. And sorry if it sucks… :( Really… 'Cause it does…

[Chapter One: The Prince Meets The Frog.]

Once there lived a very bored prince. He was so bored one day that he decided to take a stroll in the garden of his castle. He was walking, when his feet found their way to a pond - absentmindedly. And there he found a frog…No…A Frog-Boy. With a very froggy-looking hat on his teal haired head. The Frog-Boy was dunking his feet into the pond, fiddling with a lotus flower. He looked up as the prince walked closer to him.

"Oh. Hello, Prince Belphegor senpai." he said in a monotone voice.

He looked down into the pond and fiddled with the lotus flower again. Prince Belphegor didn't ask how he knew his name. Everyone did. He was the Prince, after all.

Instead he asked, "…Who're you?" rather harshly.

"Oh. My name's Fran, Prince Belphegor senpai." The Frog-Boy, Fran, said. "I came from over that wall." he added.

"…No, you stupid Frog. I meant what are you? A frog or a human? Shishishi~" Prince Belphegor laughed.

"I'm a human of course— What a stupid question, Prince Belphegor senpai. I'm just wearing a frog hat. It's not against the law." The boy answered, carelessly.

Prince Belphegor stopped laughing. Now his face was grim and slightly interested in the boy now.

Usually, in his castle, if he made fun of somebody, they would just try to simper - afraid of getting killed by him - or just groan…or not answer at all. Probably because they were too scared to say anything, and as if Prince Belphegor expected anything from those idiots. He would throw his knives at these people and kill them, later. Which meant-err-mostly everybody. So nobody would go close to Prince Belphegor at all. Frightened, of course. But again, as if he cared about those jerks. Actually, it was a better thing that they weren't blocking his way all the time. They were so boring. Way boring. Even killing them wasn't enough to make the Prince's day. But this boy, the frog-hat Fran, was calm and monotone about it…He just really didn't care. Or maybe he was too un-interested to notice. Whatever way, he took this as a normal comment, which Prince Belphegor now thought that it probably was on his daily schedule. Getting pointed at and called "Frog". Yay. How nice. This was interesting…and unusual for Prince Belphegor. He stared at the boy. The boy, feeling his contact, looked up.

He then said, "Hey, Bel-umm…Prince Belphegor senpai -"

Prince Belphegor interrupted. "Call me 'Bel'."

"Oh. Ok. Hey, Bel senpai."

"Stupid frog. Are you deaf? Didn't I say to call me 'Bel'?"

"Oh. Whatever, Bel senpai."

Bel sighed. Oh, how annoying this frog was…

"Anyways, Bel senpai, I was wondering. Why do you keep your bangs down?" Fran asked again.

Bel frowned. The Frog-boy sure didn't look or sound like he was interested at all. Not the slightest. But what he was like was that he was his damn old monotone self. This momentarily puzzled Bel, and made him smile, thinking this would be fun.

"Shishishi~ Then why do you wear a frog hat?"

"Oh…this…Long story, senpai."

"Shishishis~ I've got time. Tell me. It might be interesting. If not," he held up his knives, "I'll kill you." He laughed.

Fran sighed…"Will you tell me why you put your bangs down, then?"

"Maybe. Depends on whether your story's fun or not. Shishis~"

"That's not fair, Bel senpai. I'll have to be killed by you and never get to hear your story!"

"So what. I don't need to tell you. Because-duh-I'm the Prince~ Shishis~"

Fran cursed and muttered about how he'll kill all the princes in this world, eternally, starting with that crazy 'Because I'm a prince'-Bel.

"I heard that, Frog!" Bel shouted.

"So what…As if I care…And I said it out loud on purpose so that he would hear…" Fran muttered to himself. At this, Bel threw his knife at Fran, which Fran took out and threw away after giving a grunt.

"Don't throw them away! Hell…" Bel yelled. "So, are you going to tell me, or what?"

Fran sighed and stared at Bel, accusingly.

Silence.

And then –

"FINE!" Bel shouted. "Grr…I put my bangs down because I just like the style! It suits me! And it's because I'm a prince." Bel grinned.

"If you, the so-called-prince, is putting your bangs down just because you're a prince, then all the princes in the world will have their bangs down because they're princes too. Huh?" Fran muttered.

"SHUT IT, FROG! Start with your story already!"

"Fine…Don't get so angry, Bel senpai." at this, Bel grinded his teeth. "Well then, here goes my long story. And I warn you, Bel senpai, when I say long, I mean long."

After Fran heard Bel muttering a quiet "Doesn't matter…" he started telling his 'super long story' (– which wasn't so super…).

"Well, you see, it was yesterday. I woke up in the morning at exactly 7 a.m. and I brushed my teeth, using my favorite green lime-flavored toothpaste, and I went into my room to change. I couldn't decide what to wear between my green overalls together with long striped socks, or my yellow sleeve-shirt with a picture of a green frog in the front and words saying 'Let's save nature, as well as the green frogs' in green, and below that, 'Or else I'll beat the crap out of you.' in red. I decided to wear the sleeve-shirt tucked into black jeans and my white converse shoes to cap it all. I ate froggy-biscuit cereals. Then I walked down to buy a hat. I forgot that I didn't bring my wallet, so I walked back home and picked up my wallet, then started off to the hat store again. When I got to the hat store, I decided I was thirsty, so went to go drink my favorite lime smoothie in the shop, right across the hat sto -"

"STOP! OH MY GOD! WHY IS IT SO USE-LESSLY LONG? Get to the main point!" Bel snapped.

"But senpai, you said you had plenty of time."

Bel growled, frustrated. "Just shut your froggy-mouth and get to the main point!"

"How can I get to the main point if my mouth is shut?" Fran murmured darkly.

"WHAT?" Bel snapped, his eyes flashing dangerously. Although Fran couldn't see this.

"Nothing, nothing…" Fran quickly said, sensing Bel's murderous aura. 'Wow. He really has an awful temper.' He thought. "Anyway… I decided I needed a hat. Because everyone said I looked like a frog because of my green hair, which is teal, by the way. 'Green' and 'teal'. Different. I went to the store, but there was only this frog hat left. I just bought it, partly because I thought this'd be all I'd get, and partly because I felt sorry for the old woman behind the counter looking so lonely with only a bunch of ugly frog properties for company. Anyway…so I bought it and came out of the store. That's when I noticed the store's sign post. It read, Froggy Hat Store! For frogs and me!. I was dumbfounded. But, oh well. I really didn't care." Fran shrugged.

Silence.

Then Bel bursted out laughing.

"Ishishishi~ Shis! Ah~ Shishis~"

Part of him was thinking, 'What the Hell?' but that's what made it so funny. Bel laughed a little more, then he turned grim again.

"Okay…Pretty okay…You're a pass. I'll find another way to kill you. Shishishi~ So get ready~"

"Oh, goody. What joy. I can hardly wait. So…What were you doing before you met me?"

"Hmm…I was taking a walk…but now that I met you…" Bel grinned. "Let's go see some peasants in their little scrawny village for fun! Shishishi~"

"…Ehh? What…? Wait, but I see them every day!"

"Hn~ Who cares, shishis~ The Prince wants to see it, after all~ Shishishi"

"But…why do I have to go too?"

"Shishishi~ Because the prince has taken interest in the Froggy, and now wants to talk with him while looking around the village~"

He said the word village as if it was something dirty and plain.

'…Wow. This prince was really self-centered. And that wasn't a proper reason at all…' Fran frowned.

"But, Bel senpai, I-I can't just-But why -"

"Shishi~ Stop blabbering, Frog. Be honored I'm taking you. We're going. You," Bel pointed his finger at Fran. "And me." He pointed his finger at himself. He paused, and added "Me, the Prince~" while grinning.

"Wait-I-What?" Fran practically shouted in utter disbelief.

And Fran was pulled towards the village by Bel, whether he liked it or not.