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Summary: Sam is sick of being the second girl in Danny and Tucker's eyes, (but mostly Danny); she makes a plan, a plan that is so genius, so smart, so….full of pink and flowery colors that she soon regrets her decision. But she has to do this, to shove it in their….well, Danny's face and then maybe just make him hers.

Idea Starter: I got the idea from the beginning of the episode Identity Crisis. With the whole Paulina picture, it was like a light bolt went off in my head. Well I hope you guys like it please review, flames are welcomed, and I'll just make a fire and roast marshmallows! Yeah marshmallows! Ok read!

Chapter 1:

Ahhh, the Years of a Teenager

It was a sunny, beautiful, and all around skipping through flowers kind of day, well for a prep anyway, but for Sam Manson, she would rather barf than say that. Sam sighed and dragged herself out of bed.

"Well, here's another dull, un-important day of a troubled teenage Goth." She said as she looked at herself in the mirror. Here she was, in her usual black and purple outfit, nothing out of place. Her black combat boots, purple stockings, plaid skirt, and black shirt, all the same nothing different than the usual, like is always was. She quickly grabbed her back pack and rushed out the door before her mother came up to her and asked if she would much rather wear some floral print dress today for the millionth time in her life.

Sam was walking down the street when she saw her friends.She quickly caught up with her best friends Danny Fenton and Tucker Foley. She noticed they were hunched over looking at something, she didn't know what, but she decided to scare them today. She quietly walked over to them, without making a sound and POPPED her head in-between their heads.

"BOO!" She screamed. Both boys jumped a screamed, Danny nervously looked around yelling, "Where's the ghost! Where's the ghost!" Tucker quickly pulled out the Fenton thermos, ready for anything. They both dropped a picture they were hutched over looking at. Sam just laughed and laughed, "Ahhhh….boys, they are so stupid sometimes and funny to prank, they can make any girls day happy….well sometimes…." Sam thought to herself.

The boys them quickly noticed Sam and stopped yelling and preparing for battle. They gave Sam a quick glare before saying hello and a bunch of, "We'll get her back." She straitened herself up and calmed down a bit to notice the picture that the boys had dropped. While Tucker and Danny were busy putting the Fenton thermos back, she picked up the picture and flipped it over. Surprise, surprise guess who it was in a swim suit, lookinglikethe playboy model herself,none other than, Paulina.

Sam glaring at the picture as she spoke, "What's this?" Both boys looked up at her. Oh shit, they were in trouble, the only way to get out of this one was to not eat meat for a week, and do you know how hard that is for Tucker! Tucker was the first to speak up, "Uh-uh…ummm…well….ummm…t-t-hat's a picture of a-a-a…ummm….g-girl…umm…yeah, well, that's what it is. Ok now off to school, right Sam!"

"Yah, Sam, don't want to be late for school!" Danny chimed in. Danny and Tucker both started running down to school.

"Hold it! You guys are not getting off this easily!" Sam screamed as she grabbed both the boys' shirt collars. Danny quickly spoke up, "Look Sam, it's not what it looks like, we, ummm, just found that picture lying around here and umm…"

"Shove it!" she yelled, "I don't need your lame excuses right now Danny!" Tucker was about to speak up when Sam put up her hand and said, "And I don't need it from you either Tucker." God, she couldn't believe this, what was with this stupid obsession they had with this idiot of a girl, Paulina! Errrr….Oh, how she just wished she would die or something or at least give her, her friends back that she had before teenage years, when hormones didn't ruin their life. She suddenly came back to reality and started listening to what Danny was saying, "….and we won't eat meat for a week, maybe even a month! Just say something Sam; I'll get you a whole bag of bad gummy bats! You know how much you love…"

Love, that was it, love, oh how she hated that word and its meaning as much as she hated Paulina. It was the cause of this hatred in her, this jealously and madness within her. Why did they have to like Pauline, why did they have to woo over her and have puppy dog stares at her 24/7. Sam was just as good as her, she was even better, well, in the brains department she thought sadly. Oh, who was she kidding she was a girl how had a crush on her best friend who was currently trying to win another girls heart. She was in love with her best friends and she knew it, but she just didn't want to admit that she had fall for him. He was also haft ghost and was on the dim side, but hey she was his friend and longed to be more. Oh how she hated life. And that's when it hit here, like…like….a Goth looking into a patch of brightly covered flowers and how it burned they eyes. That's it she thought! I must become one of them…

Ewwww…..

Then she saw a hand waving in front of her face, "Uhh, helllloooo! Sam! Come back to planet earth! Ghost called to Goth, Ghost calling to Goth!" And that's when a large man in an orange jump suit came running down the street yelling, "GHOST! DID SOMEONE SAY GHOST! Which way did it go Danny?" Jack Fenton yelled at his son. "Uh, that way." Danny pointed to the Nasty Burger. "I knew it! Thanks son, this way Maddie!" Jack yelled back to his wife as ran on, and soon came Maddie, "Oh, Hi sweatie! Have a good day at school!" Maddie Fenton yelled back at her son as she followedher husband to fight a ghost that wasn't there.Danny sighed and shook his head, "Well, anyway…Sam, hello."

Sam suddenly woke up from her day dream, "Yeah, yeah," she said softly, "Ok, You both know how much I hate Paulina and would do anything what so ever to really annoy or get rid of her. But I have come up with something way better. I hate they way that you too are always drooling over this stupid girl, what if I was as pretty as her? What would you do them would you look at me the same way you do to her! Huh?" Danny and Tucker were about to say something but she cut them of, "Well, lets just find out, see you on the other side boys." And with that she walked off, the two just staring at her totally confused, at her and Danny's dad. Tucker then realized that Sam still had the picture of Paulina and called after her, "Can we at least have the picture back?"

In replay to that Sam took the picture she was holding ripped it up into a thousand of different little pieces and threwit behind her in shreds, "Catch that." She replied coldly.

Danny sighed again and slapped his forehead, "Oh, man we are so in trouble this time, who knows what's she's planning for us."

"I just hope we don't have to stop eating meat!" Tucker exclaimed.

For the rest of the day Sam didn't even look at Danny and Tucker, she was too annoyed and was busy planning her top secret plan for tomorrow. Even though Danny and Tucker both tried talking to her they failed miserably. Usually Sam doesn't get this mad about the pictures of Paulina they had, this time she just snapped. They guessed it was just the last straw. She usually just laughed it off, and said something like, "Boys…they're all pervs." Or, "God, you guys are so stupid don't you know she'll never go out with you." Or she would just get ticked for a while and them be back talking with them before the end of first period, but today was very different. And so would the rest of the week be. They just didin't know what was a head of them that week, oh, how they would be surprised.

Hope you liked it; I worked very hard, and might have the second chapter up by next Monday or sooner. Please Review, I await! With baited breath! Next chapter will be longI promise! Now review!