Weird
Disclaimerer: I don't own MR
Dictator: Okay so this is a conversation between me and one of my other friends, it's altered only a tiny bit grammar wise, cause this was a txt conversation! I put it in the form of Max and Nudge fighting something!
Max: Flamethrower at the ready!
Nudge: Ready! Don't fire till you see the whites of its eye!
Max: That box is going down!
Ohh no! I forgot to grab the bagel from the box!
Nudge: Anything but the bagel!
Max: Dang, we don't have cream cheese
Nudge: Let's see if the box has some
Max: But it has a bayonet!
Nudge: Anything for the cream cheese! Without it we can't eat the bagel!
Max: We must save it! I have an idea I'll get the bayonet and you tackle the box and save the bagel and cream cheese, and we can use the bayonet to spread the cheese on the bagel!
Nudge: Good Thinking! Do you remember the vow we took before we fought the box!?
Max: No remind me!
Nudge: We leave no man… or cheese behind!
Max: Yes!
~Epic Pause~
Nudge: Go on without me!
Max: Nooo! Remember the oath!
Nudge: I've been shot, you have to defeat the box!
Max: NOO!
Nudge: If you don't go now the bagel will get stale and the cream cheese will go bad! Hurry!
Max: Okay!
Nudge: Remember me as I was!
Max: Wait, last ditch effort, if I throw myself at the box it will crush and die! If I get the cream cheese and bagel out first, then I can crush the box!
Nudge: Yes good thinking
Max: I have rescued the stuff!
NOW WE FEAST!
Dictator~
Okay yeah I know a bit confusing, but personally I thought it was a hilarious conversation! Don't even ask how we got to talking about a box in the first place, cause I have no idea. Oh yeah, and I really wanted a bagel at the time.