Me:welcome to hellsing randomness where you can get your favorite hellsing charicters to do what ever you want! Before we get to the randomness let's introduse my OC charecters Jackie and Aiden!
Jackie: okay stop with the tv hostess thing! it's anoying!
Me: fine, everyone this is jackie my fan fic's main character she's Schrodinger sister ,thirteen years old,and is a member of the hellsing orgization
Aiden: i agree with Jackie it's anoying!
Me:and this is aiden he's fourteen a member of iscariot and-
Jackie:and he's HOT
Me: and jackie likes him -sigh- and we'll be your host's for this thing!
Alucard: Can we get on with this!
Me: fine! so how should we get started? I guess i'll come up with some radomness then!
Everyone:finally!
Me:i guess the intro took a long time then?
Everyone: YES YES IT DID!
Me:well i have dicided that Alucard goes first!
Alucard: What!
Me: yep your gonna play tackle football!
-alucard's poofed into a football feild-
Alucard: how the hell do you hold this thing! -holds up the football then gets tackled by anderson-
Me:for an all powerful vampire Alucard dosen't mix well with sports
Alucard: shaddup!
Me:okay okay next is...alucard agian!
Alucard:your just picking on me!
Me :yep! you gotta drink sour milk!
Alucard: oh come on!
-a large glass of sour milk appears infront of alucard-
Alucard: well here i go! -drincks milk- Ugh! that was terible! shi-
me:- well thats it for this chapter of hellsing randomness hope you liked it! revew and ask me what you want everyone to do even jackie and aiden can join in the "fun"
Jackie and Aiden: What!
Me: well see ya!
Alucard: im gonna puke in the corner now
I don't own hellsing it's owned by Kohta Hirano i only own jackie and aiden