Whoa. I just sat down and made this in a flash. I'm not even sure where I got the idea... but MAN am I proud of my work! Review on your thoughts if you can please. Thanks!
55 Years
I am your guide. Each year you may ask me a question and I will truthfully answer it. Although the way I was created was through imagination, I am a Gardevoir all too real. Call me what you like, for I will be with you for your entire life.
1 Year old:
"Where Am I?"
Planet Earth dear.
2 Years Old:
"What's your name?"
I am Gardevoir. Please call me what you like.
3 Years old:
"Why is the sky blue?"
Because sunlight reflects of the surface of the water making a blue color.
4 Years old:
"Do girls have Cooties?
You will find out in time dear.
5 years old:
"How do I stand up to a bully?"
Tell him first to stop. If that not work, tell an adult and get help.
6 years old:
"Why is Mommy's tummy bigger?"
You will be an older brother.
7 years old:
"How do I stop my sister from bugging me?"
It will stop in time dear. You will be very close.
8 years old:
"How are babies made?"
The stork bird comes and drops them off.
9 Years old:
"What is death?"
…when someone can't stay on earth with you. They move on to another life.
10 Years old:
"Why do we even do homework?"
No idea.
11 years old:
"Are you real?"
To you I am.
12 Years old:
"Why did you tell me that birds drop of babies?"
Just my way of saying "you will find out"
13 Years old:
"Is high school scary?"
It could be, but you have friends to protect you.
14 Years old:
"I 'm a MOTHER FATHER GENTLEMAN!"
I'm a… I'm a… I'm a… MOTHER FATHER GENTLEMAN!
15 Years old:
"Will I ever be able to see you?"
No, I'm sorry.
16 Years old:
"Why should I stay alive?"
Because you are a great, intelligent and caring person. Never forget that. You may talk to me anytime.
17 years old:
"My friends found a hobby of mine that is un-cool and now people are picking on me, what do I do?"
Roll with it. They can only make you feel bad if you let them. And who cares if it's un-cool, you like it and that is what matters.
18 years old:
"My girlfriend left me. Will I ever find love?"
Of course you will.
19 years old:
"Why is Pokémon so cool in collage?"
I won't complain a bit.
20 years old:
"What car should I get?"
A super cool sports car with jet engines and… oh wait. Never mind. A good car with nice MPG, good car fax.
21 years old:
"Do you drink?"
Nope.
22 years old.
"Work sucks."
I know.
23 years old:
"My country is going to war. Should I join my friends?"
If you wish, but it is very dangerous."
24 years old:
"My squad mate's baby is on the way. What should we name her?"
Hmm… Jayla?
25 Years old:
"The father died… how do I break the news?"
I… I don't know.
26 years old:
"I'm all alone! My base got attacked and I'm alone in the wilderness! What do I do!?"
Follow your instinct. That will guide you to safety.
27 years old:
"I got the Medal of Honor."
I'm so proud of you right now.
28 years old:
"My parents died a few years ago and I didn't hear until now. What do I do now?"
Remember them and honor them by making the best life you can!
29 Years old:
"I'm lonely. I just need company."
I'm always here.
30 Years old:
"Is the decline starting?"
Um… no?
31 years old:
"How about now?"
No comment.
32 years old:
"Do you like drawing or writing?"
Oh yes! Er. I mean… Of course I do.
33 years old:
"Why are people strange?"
Because people are all different. I'm sure to them you are strange too!
34 years old:
"I got the manager position!"
Great work!
35 years old:
"The company agreed to help me build an orphanage!"
You are a good person.
36 Years old:
"So I have a daughter now. Jayla came to the orphanage after running away. I took her in."
My best wishes go to you and her.
37 year old:
"She has an addiction. What do I do?!"
Help her and console her to go to rehab.
38 years old:
"She came back! She is all clean thanks to you!"
No. You did all the work. I'm just here.
39 years old:
"She's getting married… of only her real father could see this!"
He can. Trust me. I know.
40 years old:
"Why is Pokémon so cool with me again?"
I do believe your mid-life crisis has begun. But again, I won't argue with Pokémon!
41 years old:
"Toys are cool."
Yep.
42 years old:
"Are you a woman?"
…yes I am.
43 years old:
"I'm a grandfather now."
Congratulations!
44 years old:
"I don't feel so good…"
Go to the doctor.
45 years old:
"I'm healthy again!"
I'm relieved. Thank goodness.
46 years old:
"What do you want to do now?"
I really want ice cream right now.
47 years old:
"I can retire in about three years!"
Good for you! Go for it!
48 years old:
"I feel great. That mid-life crisis is what I needed to do what I wanted."
I'm happy for you.
49 years old:
"Something's wrong with my body. The doctor says I have cancer."
…no…
50 years old:
"Good news! He said we beat it!"
THANK GOODNESS! I was so worried!
51 years old:
"In-laws are annoying."
Yes they are.
52 years old:
"Tell me… I feel I don't have much time left. Will I ever see you in the flesh?"
… I can't say it!
53 years old:
"Will I ever stop suffering?"
Soon I fear… soon…
54 years old:
"What… what can you tell me?"
I will see you soon.
55 years old:
"Goodbye…"
Welcome home…
Epilogue:
"I can see you finally."
"I couldn't say. But… welcome."