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Notes: for youface123. She requested George getting a note from a secret admirer or Elliot explaining football to George, and she got both. =P However, since I know nothing about football, I can't actually put in the explanation. But hopefully this works!
"George, will you watch the game with me?" Elliot asked.
"I hate football." George said with a sigh.
"Just this once?" Elliot pleaded.
"I don't understand it."
"If I explain it to you while we watch, will you?" George gave a resigned sigh.
"Fine." He said. He sat down next to Elliot, who handed him a beer. He gave him an incredulous look before setting the beer next to him.
"So what happens is, the quarterback-" He pointed out the number- "Has to decide what play to make." George blinked as the explanation continued and settled in for a few boring few hours.
"So that's football." Elliot finished. It was now halftime and George was about to fall asleep from boredom.
"And how do you watch this every week?" George asked.
"It's fun."
"One man's fun is another's hell." George said with a smirk. Elliot huffed.
"Fine, then what do you propose we do?"
"Well..." George began, setting his hand on Elliot's zipper. "We could watch the game anyway. Or we coud do something better."
"What's better than football?" Elliot teased.
"Let me show you." George said. He pulled Elliot into a kiss before breaking away and nipping at Elliot's lower lip. Elliot grabbed the remote an turned the game off. They walked to the bedroom together.
"So, what's the deal with the tackles that happen in football?" George asked as they neared the bed. Elliot growled and pushed him on the bed, falling on top of him.
"I can show you that." He said as he kissed George.