It was a regular day – or as regular as it could be – at Kino der Toten. A lone crawler had been left to roam the building, assuring the team a well deserved break from the undead hordes.
Now, let's take a trip through the dust and blood-splattered rooms until we reach the dressing room. There you will find Dr. Edward Richtofen up to no good as usual. As he's strolling through this room he stumbles across and open window near the 115 rock. The crazy doctor is about to patch it up when he notices something very intriguing inside it.
"Costumes? The doctor likey," he squealed.
He stuck his arm in and pulled them out. Despite the fact that numerous zombies had come through that very window, the costumes were in pretty good shape. There were a variety of outfits. However, there was one in particular that caught his eye. It made his green orbs sparkle with glee. It was a black dress with sequins covering the whole bottom half of it.
The voices screamed at him but for once, he pushed them to the back of his mind. All concerns about someone coming in and seeing him were also pushed to the depths of his mind.
Pulling off his SS uniform and undershirt, he took notice to the mirror that sat in the corner of the room. It was cracked and dirty and a few pieces were broken off but he could still see himself. His body was frail and his ribs protruded from his chest due to malnourishment. He paid no mind to his image though as he pulled the smooth silk over his body.
"Zhis dress… it's missing somezhing," he mumbled.
He took another peek into the window and found a red feather boa and a pair of fishnet stockings. Slipping the boa around his neck made him giggle from the ticklish touch. He then slid the stockings over his bony legs and took another look at himself. He did a quick twirl, smiling at what he saw.
"Sexy German coming your vay. Toot toot. Ahahahahahahaha!"
The doctor was too busy admiring himself that he didn't notice the three other men enter the room through the stage door.
"What the hell," Dempsey muttered to no one in particular.
Takeo walked back out mumbling something along the lines of, "Most dishonorable."
The whole time, Richtofen had a look of shock on his usually stoic face. After a minute of silence, Nikolai stumbled drunkenly toward the dress-clad Nazi. He stared at him before picking him up bridal style. The Nazi eep-ed at the sudden movement, blushing red from embarrassment.
"You will be 8th wife. I will cock you gently. Then we will do 69, eh?" he slurred. He walked out of the room with the doctor, leaving Dempsey by himself.
"Ugh, this place just keeps getting weirder and weirder," he groaned.