BAU or Hollywood This story is a take on the BAU becoming a Movie and also on the story Hollywood treatment that another auther did but never finished. There's going to be Drama and romance with some humor and lots of flirting. I'm new to Writing fanfic but I do read a lot of it so that showed help with this story. So please just try it. Ok so the pairing with be H/P, J/Re, R/St, M/G. Will Never happened, Strauss never died, and Kevin got jealous of the fun Relationship that Morgan and Garcia had sooooo he left : ohhh and Beth Went crazy! Um, there will also be a lot of cursing YAY!

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The BAU had just gotten back from another horrible case when the Ice Queen called them all into her office. One by one they all filed in and either sat on the sofa or stood.

"Agents it's good to have you all safe at home again" Strauss started. "The Director and I have both agreed that since this is your fifth case in a row that we are going to put you on stand down so you won't get any cases for about three weeks, saying that TA Garcia and Agent Jareau will be on stand down as well."

She took a moment so the good news could sink in to her agents. Everyone's face lit up in a matter of minutes,

"Thank you ma'am, this team really needed a break," Hotch said.

"Not so fast Agents there is one more thing," Strauss said after the team started to leave. "Um I don't really know how to say this but Director Dawson was informed that people in the movie business see what you do and they thought it would be a great idea to make a movie out of the BAU life, so to speak."

" Wait, what your saying is that we get to work with actors and travel around Hollywood, all because people want to make a movie out of our jobs." " Yes Agent Morgan that is exactly what I'm saying"

"So what do we have to do with this information?" Emily asked still a little shocked. What the hell did Hollywood want with the BAU. "Well sweetheart that's what I'm here to talk to you about," said Director Frank Dawson from the doorway. Emily smiled, ever since this man married her mother 4 years ago; he was always calling her sweetheart. Everyone in the room looked at somewhat tall man with, greyish blond hair, black around glasses, and a beard standing next to Frank in the doorway.

" OH my god your Sttt….evven Steven Spielberrrg!" Garcia said stuttering.

" Well I should hope so or I told the front desk I was the wrong person," Steven said smiling at Garcia.

"Who's Steven Spielberg?" Reid asked.

" Who is Steven Spielberg, WHO IS STEVEN SPIELBERG!?"Penelope said before chasing Reid out of the office, down the hall and to the bullpen. "Reid get back here, all I want to do is punch your face." She said a little out of breath.

Back in the office

" Shit she's going to kill him, ugh, I'll be right back" Prentiss said, she started to walk out of the room but then she heard Reid scream out in pain,and ran instead.

Frank was about to go after them when Rossi stopped him "I wouldn't do that if I were you."

"And why not David''

"because Emily just when into mother bear mood, just let her get her 'cubes'"

Not five minutes went by when Emily walked back in and sat Garcia down in a chair that was by Strauss' desk and then sat down with Reid at the sofa to help put ice on his eye and stop the bleeding coming from his nose.

"Mama's boy" Morgan said making JJ, Rossi and himself laugh. " You want to repeat that Derek Louis Morgan" Emily said in a motherly tone but it was as cold as ice.

Everyone stopped laughing, "no I'm good thanks".

"I still can't believe you hit me Garcia" Reid rasped out.

"Stop being stupid and you won't get hurt sugar."

"That's enough I don't want you two to talk to each other for some time ok" Emily said.

"Yes mom" Hotch said jokingly, Emily's glare turned to Hotch.

"What was that smart ass?" she asked.

"I said Yes mom," Aaron said back bravely but if you really looked at him he was scared as shit. Before Emily could say anything that would most likely get her into trouble JJ spoke. "Mom and Dad are going to fight if they divorce I want to live with Dad"

Morgan was next " nope I want to live with mom" making Reid and Garcia agree. The team looked at each other before going into fits of laughter. They all look at Emily's Stepdad when he cleared his throat.

"Can we please get back to the topic at hand" he said

"sorry" they all said.

"Thank you now if you all could with Steven and I we want to talk to you about this BAU movie."

Everyone started to walk out of the office they all when to there 'other half' JJ helped Reid with his eye, and Morgan tried to calm Garcia down.

Frank stopped suddenly " Strauss you too" he said before walking again. Rossi smiled and rapped his arm around her waist, pulling her close.