YO! MINNA! This is my first oneshot story so please be nice with it... First time i wrote a very shot story! (T^T) This story is actually refer to one of the story that i found in FB but this one are longer and USUK ver. so i hope u enjoy!
It was very late at night. The entire residents have their light turns off, indicating that they all already fall asleep. But there is still one resident that still have their light on.
A young man about his 20s sitting on his couch waiting impatiently for his beloved husband to come back home, it already 1 in the morning and he still didn't come back which make Arthur Kirkland worried sick about his husband that work as a genius inventor. It been 2 month since they got married and Alfred was never this late.
A lot of thing running through Arthur mind when suddenly he heard a loud banging noise coming from the outside. He immediately rushes to the front door and was ready to pawn his husband who make him worried sick.
But what he saw was not what he expected. His husband face was red all over follow by a continuously hiccup and a door break to pieces. Alfred was about to fall but Arthur catch him on time. Arthur look at his husband face and then he look at the watch-shaped devices and ask it "What happened to Alfred *Excel?"
"Can't you see it? He's drunk!" Answer Excel with his clear robotic voice. Arthur tried to lift his husband with using his shoulder but it was too heavy.
"This is why I never let you eat too much hamburger! Now you are getting fat"
"ain't –hic- fat!" Alfred answers back. Arthur sighs and drags his husband to their room. He have a lot of thing to yell at Alfred when wake up tomorrow morning.
Alfred woke up the next morning expected a long lectured with stuff get thrown to his face and he prayed a lot because he didn't want to fight with Arthur. He took excel and put it on his wrist. "Excel, whatever happen please shield me." "No problem, sir"
He walked slowly to the kitchen only to see the kitchen was empty with a burn hamburger and a letter on a table.
He open the letter nervously and he started to read it.
I'm going to buy some grocery at the mall. If you get hungry, I cook your favorite breakfast for you on the table, love. I will be back immediately.
I love you, Alfred.
He re-read the letter a lot of time and slaps his face to make sure he is not sleeping. "Dude, what happened last night?" Alfred ask his devices.
"When that eyebrows guy places you on the bed and tried to take off your shoes and coat (You were dead drunk so you didn't recognize him) You end up slapping his hand and yell at him" the device explains with a long explanation.
"Wait! If I slap and yell at him, why would he be this happy? He would never cook hamburger unless he was too happy."
Excel let out a robotic sigh and replays the thing that he record last night.
Last night, after Arthur manage to place his husband on their king sized bed, he proceed on taking off his shoes and socks. When he was about to take off Alfred coat, Alfred slap his hand. Arthur was about to scold back when Alfred yell "Don't touch me –hic- bitch! I'm-hic- married" and he fall back to sleep. Arthur was surprised with the answer and his angers gone. He took off Alfred's coat and excel. He place excel on the night stand and put Alfred's coat in the washing machine.
Arthur also felt the need of sleep and fall asleep beside his husband with a gentle smile on his face.
*Excel: Is an intelligence device that Alfred created for his daily routine to be organized... If u watch mahou shoujo lyrical nanoha then you know how it function.