So, while sorting through my 200+ files, I stumbled across this. It's been years since I've even opened this story and I had completely forgotten about. I think I was intending on using it as a section in one of my other stories, but decided instead to just post it as a fun little bit of randomness. Let me know what you guys think and if I should post more of my random files on here. Thanks much and enjoy!

A/N: Yay, time for more fun stuff! So first of all to anyone that is not familiar with a hookah (pronounced who-ka), here is a definition of one:

Hookah ~ water pipe for smoking: in Southwest and South Asia, a pipe for smoking tobacco or marijuana, consisting of a flexible tube with a mouthpiece attached to a container of water through which smoke is drawn and cooled

Now I do not encourage the production or usage of underage smoking, and personally think that cigarettes are nasty, but my friends and I partake in smoking one of these quite often. In fact I own 5 myself, one shaped like a Dragon! You can buy all different flavors of tobacco to place within it and you get a really great head rush from it. We usually sit in the black light, because the smoke looks cooler that way. Most of our ideas spill out around the swirls of smoke and creativity that comes from these nights. Oh, and we are all of age of course!

Next, this was something that Khaos REALLY wanted me to incorporate into a story.

Khaos: I was jumping up and down when we were talking about it!

Me: He really was!

Khaos: I wanna kiss Zack!

Me: *laughs* So, I don't know how awkward this chapter(s) is going to get yet, but I can tell you that we have some crazy ideas, and our characters may become a bit…well whore-ish.

Khaos: There is nothing wrong with that!

Me: All of us fully agree, because we are all whores in our heads, right? So onward to the fun madness!

Disclaimer: I don't own the rights to any of the Disney/Square Enix characters getting stoned in this chapter, so don't be mad…you have been warned!

Nor do I own any of the products mentioned

I do however have full rights to the crazy OC's they interact with ©

WARNING: Things that may be considered quite disturbing…or erotic (depending on your taste) are about to ensue within this story, Just so you know!

Me: Holy crap, I used a whole page just doing the Author's Note!

Khaos: Just get to the story already!

Me: Okay, okay…here we go! Enjoy in our madness!

Hooray for Hookahs - Part 1

It was a late Wednesday night as Willow and Cloud walked hand-in-hand through the main lobby and towards the silver doors of the elevator. Willow turned and smiled up at Cloud as he reached for the number '4' button along the lit panel.

"Thanks for picking me up from work"

Cloud looked over and returned a smile to his girlfriend and leaned down for a kiss as the silver doors slide open "You are most welcome"

As Cloud pulled his head back he noticed the large smile on Willow's face. She stood on the tips of her toes and leaned towards Cloud as the doors to the elevator open behind him. She pressed her lips onto his mouth with a soft smile and closed her eyes, wrapping her arms around his neck. Cloud smiled soft into the kiss as he felt movement of Willow as she continued to kiss him and push him towards the open elevator. She pushed Cloud into the elevator and sighed happily as the doors started to close behind them. Willow laced her fingers together behind his head and started to deepen the kiss. Cloud chuckled softly into Willow's mouth.

Willow pulled her head back slightly and asked with a smile "What's so funny?"

Cloud shrugged with a smile while running a finger lightly down one of her arms "Oh, nothing"

"Than what were you laughing about?" Willow asked as she quirked an eyebrow up.

Cloud found himself laughing softly as he answered her. "There are way too many things that I could say to that question"

As the elevator comes to a stop and the doors slide open once more, Willow laces her fingers through Cloud's and looks out forward "Like what?" She asks curiously.

Cloud smirked and shook head back and forth "You and your friends have had way too much effect on me in a short period of time!"

"But that's a good thing, right?" Willow asked smiling coyly up at him as they began to walk down the hall.

All Cloud could do was smile towards her as they continued to walk towards their apartment. The answer is there in his eyes and Willow can feel the happiness in the pit of her stomach. She's about to reach into her purse for the keys when she hears some familiar voices laughing a short distance from where they've stopped in the hall.

"Speaking of friends…" Willow looked over to the door across from her apartment. "Do you hear that loud music?" she asked as she looked up at Cloud.

He strains to listen for a moment and nods his head with a smile. "Yup. Sure do"

"I'm pretty sure I can guess who's apartment classic rock would blare out of this late hour of night." Willow said as she pointed towards the door.

Cloud looked towards the door and then back to Willow with a smile "Wanna see what they're up to?"

Willow nodded once with a grin as she pulled Cloud closer to the door opposite of her own; the door where 'Thunderstruck' by AC/DC can be heard even louder. Willow smiled as she raised her hand and knocked hard twice on the wooden door.

"Come in!"

Willow placed her hand on knob and twisted, pushing the door open to the sound of music intensifying. She pulled Cloud into the room with her and smiled around at her friends. They were sitting on the couch, each of them holding what looked like long hoses. There is a thick white smoke around the room with sweet scents of fruit lingering in the air. All three looked up and waved as they greeted them.

"Hey guys!" Willow yelled over the music and waved with a smile. "What's up?"

Cloud raised a hand to wave around the group of friends as he pulled the door closed behind him. Roxas reached over and grabbed a small remote and pointed it at the stereo next to the television and turned it down so that they didn't have to yell over each other.

"Thanks" Willow said with a smile as Roxas nodded and placed the remote back where he had retrieved it from.

Khaos took a long, steady drag off of the opening of the electric blue and black checkered hookah hose he was holding and exhaled three perfect ringlets of thick white smoke into the air, each fitting snugly into one another then dissipating into the massive cloud lingering up above.

Axel smiled as he held up a tin of hookah tobacco, obviously homemade, with a black label and a purple silhouette of a cat with an ear to ear grin. "As you can see we are enjoying a lovely session of Cheshire De la Smile" He then gestured to the extravagant glass novelty on the center of the coffee table. "From our equally lovely, custom hookah"

"Ahh, I see" Willow nodded with a smile as she watched Axel place the hose he'd been holding into his mouth and take a long drag from it.

The soft sound of the water churning in the bottom as he inhaled the filtered smoke echoed light around the room. He tipped his head back and slowly exhaled a thick white cloud above his head. The smell of it is sweet and slightly intoxicating and Willow couldn't help but stare as the cloud began to dissipate into the air.

"You guys wanna join?"

Willow looked down and noticed that Roxas was holding his hose out as an invitation to join the fun. She reached for the hose "Sure"

Roxas pulled the hose away before she could grab it and smiled at the expression on Willow's face. "You guys know the rules"

Willow looked slightly taken aback as she asked "What rules?"

"You gotta get into some jim-jams first" Roxas said smiling at his friends then pursed his lips tight over the opening and took a hearty hit off his black and white checkered Kevlar woven hose.

Khaos grinned as he watched Roxas blow a few smoke rings towards Willow and Cloud. "Foxy Roxy's right. You bring bad vibes when you're dressed too seriously" He pointed a single finger up and down as he gestured to Willow and Cloud's outfits.

Willow looked between herself and Cloud. "Well, for your information, I just got done covering a double and filing for next week's inventory check at work. PJ's aren't exactly acceptable attire for a night club!"

Khaos held up his hand to interrupt her quickly "Except for special occasions"

"Well that's beside the point!" Willow said sternly and heard as Cloud chuckled softly next to her.

Willow sighed and placed her hands out to her sides. "Besides, I think I look rather cute tonight!" She had opted for placing a lime green bra under her white t-shirt so that while she stood under the black light behind the bar, it illuminated the bright colors in her shirt even more. Her knee length black skirt was trimmed in a hot pink color that matched the colors woven through her open toed sandals. She had French braided her hair with a series of neon ribbons and wove them together into a single braid that ran down her back. The bright plastic bangles jangled together on her wrists and her long earrings shimmered as she moved her head around.

She stepped in the center of the room, being sure to avoid the hookah setting on the coffee table and did a little twirl as to showcase her outfit. Cloud let out another soft chuckle and smiled.

"Yes Willow, you do look cute…" Roxas said as he pointed towards her.

"But put on something more comfortable first" Axel grinned and watched as she stopped and crossed her arms over her chest.

Willow looked around at her friends and then over at Cloud. He just shrugged his shoulders and said "It's up to you. I personally had other plans in mind" He winked at her.

Shaking her head in disbelief, she sighed and unfolded her arms "Fine. If you insist, we'll go change. But first…" Willow held up a finger and took a few steps back towards Roxas "I want a hit off this" she grinned reaching out for the hose.

Roxas handed his hose to Willow with a grin "Okay but only one hit, then its straight to the lounge wear"

Willow rolled her eyes and laughed taking the hose from Roxas "Yes, sir" She mocked a quick salute towards Roxas with a smile "Is that a direct order, Private?"

She was still smiling as she placed the end of the checkered hose on her lips and pulled in a long drag, listening as the bubbles dance in the glass base of the hookah. Willow handed the hose back to Roxas as he laughed at her comment, before she tipped her head back and let the smoke start to roll slowly out of her mouth in a thick, white cloud.

"Tasty?" Cloud asked as he stood by the door waiting for her.

Willow nodded her head while the last of the smoke left her mouth, as she answered him through the fog "Very." She turned to the direction of where Khaos was sitting on the couch between Axel and Roxas. Willow pointed to the hookah, "That has an interesting flavor. What is it a mixture of?"

Khaos grinned proudly. "It's a well-blended homemade mixture" he said coyly and took another hit from the end of his hose.

"Of?" Willow inquired as she stepped back over towards Cloud, letting him wrap his arms around her waist and pull her tight against his chest.

She waited for Khaos to blow the smoke from his mouth as Axel smiled over at him. "Well…" he started as he gestured towards the hookah now bubbling as Roxas took another hit from his hose. " It contains 1 cup finely ground mint leafs, 1 teaspoon white grape extract, 1 teaspoon red wine, 1 teaspoon citrus extract, 1 tablespoon dried and ground 'shroomy's', 2 cups organic pre-blended mix of several different kinds of marijuana, 2 cups of natural tobacco, 6 drops caffeine and 2 drops nicotine."

"Oh, so you made this?" Willow said with a smile as she pointed a finger at Khaos.

"Yes ma'am" He replied with a smile and pretended to do a small bow from where he was seated on the couch.

Axel, who had been taking a deep drag from the end of his black hose covered in bright red and orange flames, turned and exhaled a thick white cloud into the air. "And this is some of the best stuff yet" he said in an almost throaty like growl as looked over and smiled at Khaos.

"Yeah, you should've called this The Un-Winder" Roxas said through the last of his smoke as he chuckled hoarsely. "I feel pretty good already"

Khaos gave Roxas a gentle nudge with his foot and Axel's hand a gentle squeeze as he laced their fingers together, smiling wildly at the both of them. "Thanks guys"

"Alrighty. Then I guess we are gonna go change" Willow said with a smile as Cloud reached behind him for the handle. "Don't burn it all before we get back!" she said as she pointed signally to each of them. They all just smiled and started to laugh.

"Just don't take too long, then" Axel said as Khaos leaned his head over onto his shoulder.

"C'mon" Cloud leaned in and whispered into one of Willow's ears as he pulled her towards the now open door. "We'll be back guys" he waved as he let Willow step around him and go through the door first.

After the door closed, Khaos took a long drag off his hose and grabbed Axel by the nape of his neck, pulling him in and gently pressing their lips together, exhaling the smoke into his lover's mouth. Deepening the kiss and slipping his tongue into the redhead's mouth, and receiving a response of an equally eager tongue lapsing against his own, clashing in a struggle for dominance. Axel moaned soft into his mouth, before finally realizing they couldn't breathe, they parted and panted slightly as they sat and stared at each other.

"Wow! That was hot!"

Khaos and Axel looked over as Roxas stared openmouthed at his roommates, one of which happened to be his best friend.

"Can I have some?" he inquired with puppy like sapphire eyes gleaming at his friends.

"Sure Roxy" Khaos grinned before directing his attention back to Axel. "As long as Axel doesn't mind, that is"

Axel nodded and smiled at his two companions "Feel free, I'd love a good show right about now"

Khaos turned his body to face Roxas. The blonde watched as he took a hit from his hose and leaned in towards him, lips pursed. He met Roxas' lips just as gently as he had Axel's, parting his own, allowing entrance for the smoke to make passage into his lungs and for Roxas' soft, slick tongue to slide between his lips. Only seconds after the smoke had completely transferred into his own mouth did Roxas sneak a lick at Khaos tongue through the smoke, soon fully extending it in to wrestle with the older males kind licks and twists, delving ever deeper into the mouth to mouth embrace. Khaos heard as Roxas let out a soft whimper of pleasure as their tongues twisted inside each other's mouths; he can't help the smile that pulls at the corners of his lips. There is the sound of someone whistling in the background, obviously Axel, but the two are too engrossed in exploring each other's mouths to be bothered.

Khaos watched as Roxas closed his eyes while a soft moan escaped from between his lips and he leaned in closer towards the younger blonde sitting next to him, pressing his mouth fully over the others.

They hadn't realized that Willow and Cloud had reacquainted themselves into the room; reluctantly pulling away, they stare into one another's eyes for a moment then turn to look at their stunned friends.

To Be Continued…

Kinky leave off spot, right? By the way I feel the need to mention that this actually started out as an RP session between my roommate and myself. I kinda tweaked it a bit and edited but I may have missed a few tiny spots so at times it seems a bit confusing. The point is…there are A LOT of mouth-on-mouth make-outs to pursue this night! And perhaps the possibility of ice cream that was never used from before, 'cause we still want to incorporate that yummy idea. Please review if you like my crack and do continue reading!