"This paper says to get me some free lasagna, Payne." Garfield said as he read the paper. "Vito's making the world's famous one in the world at his pizzeria!"
"Boy, if the mighty fine crisp lasagna gets you worked up, you oughta come there!" Major Payne says.
Silent pause there.
Payne then continued, "And by that, I mean you're a lazy fat-ass. You're so fat even your pasta wants to eat you all up. Soldiers are still searching for gold in your belly. And when you walk down the street, the people say..."
Pause again.
"Oh, that's right, they don't need to say anything because your fat lazy bottom is squashing them to death." Major Payne then stopped.
Garfield suddenly dies from hearing that.
Then they put him in their grave six feet under.
After that, Garfield then became a zombie who rose from the grave and came back from the dead. He wants to eat the brains from their people's heads.
Moral of the story is, don't get caught by Zombie Garfield or the worse will happen to you.