THE DISCLAIMER TO END ALL DISCLAIMERS


Shinimegami: As the 'title' says, this is a disclaimer. This is the disclaimer that cover-

Duo: SHINIME!!!!!!!! Where's my medication?

Shinimegami: You actually want to take your medication *puts her hand on Duo's forehead* are you sick or something?

Duo: Nooooo... *Wufei and Quatre walk in*

Wufei: No, It's MY TURN to use the bathroom! (the others broke down.)

Quatre: No, it's my turn!

Heero: *Walks in* I can't believe that you want to use the bathroom AFTER Duo.

Wufei: *Looks a little worried* Um.. I think you can go. *Walks away*

Quatre: *Follows Wufei* No! I insist, you go! *Leaves, following Wufei out.*

Duo: Aww, C'mon! I don't stink THAT MUCH! *Follows Quatre out.*

Shinimegami: As I was saying before I was so RUDELY (My teacher says this ALL THE TIME) interuppted. This is the disclaim-

Heero: To think I'd be owned by such a little br-

Shinimegami: ER TO END ALL DISCLAIMERS!!!! *Heero rolls his eyes and walk out.*

Shinimegami: *exasperated sigh* Finally. I don't own Gundam Wing, or any of it's charac-

Duo: *walks in* Does anyone want to criticize 'Endless Waltz' with me?

Shinimegami: Sure! *pops the tape into the VCR, it's fast-forwarded to the part where Duo says-*

Duo: If that was a joke that's cruel, but if that was SARCASIM, that's even worse.

Shinimegami: OMG, how many times am I going to be cut off?!

Duo: Too many is not enough.
Shinimegami: *exasperated sigh* Or vice versa.

Duo: Whatever. Here's a cool part it's where-

Shinimegami: *Shoves Duo and the T.V out of the room.* Okay, now that the DISTRACTIONS are out. I don't own Gundam Wing or any of it's Characters. I only own my house, my mind, body and spir-

Heero: *Walks in* How corny is that?

Shinimegami: *Ignoring the Wing Pilot* -it. I also know that I own Gundam Wing in an alternate dimension and Koichi Tokita is my best friend over there. :P okay, I'm done.

Heero: Beautiful. Now can we criticize 'Endless Waltz' again?

Shinimegami: Duo! You can come in now!

END