Introducing the results of our new method for taking our debate club notes! If there is anything you don't understand from reading this, let me know in a review and I'll put it in.
This wasn't really meant to be a story, so sorry if it get a bit confusing from time to time. I didn't write this alone, it's sorta a co-author thing with my friend Liana Acacia Falcon. She's never seen Hetalia before, basing the countries on what I've told her and what she could gather from stereotypes, so sorry about any OOCness.
Our OCs turn up once in a while. They shouldn't disrupt the flow of the story too much, I should hope.
There will be more than one chapter. Have fun. With any luck, you may actually learn something.
Discussion: Healthcare
…[America's healthcare is such that, even if you were dying, they would need your credit card before they even treat you, and some people who are dying from car crashes and such would rather just not go because of how expensive the fees are!]…
America: It's not my fault! I hate my government! *sob*
Canada: Ha ha. You're just jealous because everyone loves my country. :)
Liana: Quit arguing you two. Canada, you are a country.
America: *sticks out tongue*
Skye: That was rude, America.
Canada: *sniff* My brother hates me.
America: Nah, I don't. Who are you again?
Canada: I'm Canada… and you're a jerk for being so stingy over money at the expense of lives when you're always so busy preaching about 'freedom' and 'human rights'.
America: I a– oh, is that FOOD?!
Canada: What? Oh, yeah, it's pancakes. I was saving them for breakfast, but you can have them if you admit I take care of my people better than you do *evil grin*
America: Meanie. I'll say it if I get maple syrup.
Canada: I knew you liked my maple syrup. *smirk*
America: Noooooooo! My brother hates meeeeeeeeeee!
*Malaysia appears*
Malaysia: Your brother hates mee?
Canada: No I don't, Malaysia. Mee is delicious, though pancakes taste better. Hey, did you know that the entire discussion out there so far has been about how much more *evil grin* heroic your healthcare is compared to his. :)
America: You… you… take care of your people… better… I'll admit it… *sob*
Skye & Liana: *falls off their chairs laughing*
Canada: There there, America, don't need to cry.
Skye: Ha ha, I love how you two make each other cry and then comfort each other. Anyway, I guess you guys can stop now 'cos the discussion's over. We'll call you when the debate starts, 'kay?