Story: Harry Potter: Reasons Why Snape Is On The No-Fly List Remastered
Authors: Master Jin Sonata and Time Master
Written: June 2007
Remastered: July 4th, 2016
Genre: Humor
Rating: T (Possible language, violence)
Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter or the creepy Professor Snape!
Professor Severus Snape, you know, the creepy professor everyone loves or hates? Well, betcha didn't know he used to constantly take a plane to get to foreign destinations, due to his Wizardry license being revoked for a year after he had turned a misbehaving student into a broom and used him to clean the floors with…
Anyway, here is the start of a list of reasons why Snape is on the no-fly list.
Reason #1: Snape's A Lightweight Drinker
Snape's on a plane going towards a Wizardry convention overseas. He sat near the isle and was about to get cozy and go to sleep, when a flight attendant stops by his seat.
"Would you like a cold drink, sir?" the flight attendant asks.
Snape, a bit disgruntled that he was being bothered, slowly opens his eyes and looks next to him. The flight attendant had a cart full of different beverages for him to choose from. Deciding to humor the flight attendant, he chooses one at random.
"I'll take the gold colored stuff…" Snape says in his usual droll voice.
The flight attendant grabs the bottle he wants and hands it to him. Snape then pops open the cap and takes a swig. He raises an eyebrow when he had a good taste of his drink.
"What is this stuff…it's not bad…" he mutters, taking a few more swigs.
Minutes Later
Severus Snape was completely wasted after only taking three drinks of his beverage. At this point, he was bothering the other travelers by drabbling nonsense to them.
"So as I was sayin' (Hic!) This boy prodigy named Horry PotHead…or whatever, comes to our school, (Hic!) ands thinks he's all that and stuff…"
Soon after, he fell out of his seat out onto the isle, passed out from the alcohol.
That was Snape's first violation toward his flying privileges.
Continue on to the next chapter!