"Hello people!" said a fiery tabby she-cat with green eyes. "My name is Magmabreeze, and I will be hosting this show with my litter-mates Spiderpond, Seafire, and Blazingmoon. We will also be having a special guest host in a few seconds. Anyways, today it's the Begging of Fun! I-"
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Whoa!" said a blue-gray tabby tom as he walked on stage. "First, how could you forget about your own mate? Second, Spiderpond, Seafire, and Blazingmoon are NOT your litter-mates! They are your kits! Our kits! And now third, who is this special guest host? You promised not to keep anything about this show away from me, Magmabreeze."
Magmabreeze hung her head in shame."I'm sorry, Moonstripe. So much has been going on in my head lately. And to answer your last question, I just received word of this special-guest host. He is… um… His name is… um…" Magmabreeze cooked her head in a thoughtful way.
"His name is…" Moonstripe rolled his paw for her to continue.
"Ummmm….."
All of a sudden a large dark tabby tom started to mysteriously develop behind Magmabreeze.
Moonstripe's eyes grew wide as he recognized the mysteriously-developing-out-of-thin-air cat. "T-T-T-T-T-T-T-" he stammered.
"Yes. It did start with a T. How did you know that Moonstripe?" Magmabreeze asked the blue-gray tabby.
Moonstripe raised his quivering tail to point at the now complete cat.
"T-T-Tiger-Tiger-Tigerstar!"Moonstripe screamed.
"Yes! That's it! That's the name of the special guest host! You are one mysterious tom, Moonstripe! One mysterious tom indeed!" Magmabreeze exclaimed.
The dark tabby let out a deep throaty growl, making Magmabreeze jump ten feet in the air.
"Run!" Moonstripe screamed, running around the stage as Magmabreeze slowly and dramatically turned around.
Magmabreeze's face brightened at the sight of the dark tabby. "Tigerstar!" she exclaimed, dropping into a playful crouch.
"Hello, Magmabreeze." Tigerstar grumbled.
"It's so great to finally meet my Great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great…" Magmabreeze started to count how many greats Tigerstar was.
"Yes, Magmabreeze," Tigerstar rolled his eyes. "Its great to finally meet my kin too. You don't need to write down the whole family-"Tigerstar stopped himself short before he gave the she-cat a very annoying idea.
Moonstripe had been standing there watching. "He's your what?!" he exclaimed, jaws dropping.
Magmabreeze said a thousand "greats" in a second followed by "Grand-father" and somehow managed to end at the same time Tigerstar finished saying "I'm her kin."
Now Moonstripe had heard it all. :I never knew Tigerstar was your kin! Why didn't you tell me he was your kin?!" he whipped around to glare at Magmabreeze.
"Ummmmm… Ummmmmmm…"
A beautiful black she-cat with blue-gray tabby markings popped out from behind the curtain."And that concludes our first episode, 'The Beginning of Fun'! So long everybody! Until next time! Don't let Brokenstar break your heart! Oh! And by the way, I'm Spiderpond! Bye!"