!disclaimer! I do not own Coraline nor do I own any of its characters.
Oblivion: Hello guys, this is a parody crack fic please don't take this seriously XD I was watching Coraline and thought, "Not even I would be dumb enough to go in that little door" and that's saying something…I can be pretty dumb at times…So I decided to write about that. Enjoy this one shot.
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So my family has decided to move into a new house…what a joy. I don't see why we moved in the first place! I mean, they loved their jobs and the house we were living in, my parents raked in plenty of money to keep the house AND buy mostly whatever they want…I miss my friends as well, sure I didn't have many but I was still really close to them. It doesn't help that the house we're moving in is complete crap!
We pull up into the driveway and I take a moment to observe the crap house I'll be living in from now on. It's a two story painted with a terrible shade of yellow, you could still see some pink popping out from the poorly done paintjob as well. When I was done observing the house I got out and took my bag from the back of the car and I notice that a water bottle had somehow busted and soaked my whole suitcase. Shit! I hurriedly open the bag to see the damage; It's mostly just clothes that had soaked up the water. I'm just glad I packed my game system in another bag. I gingerly set the clothes back into the suitcase and bring them into the house, and then into what I would assume is my room.
Later that night I was getting ready for bed when I heard a small clang. I instantly jumped on the bed and started throwing kicks and punches in the direction of the noise. I calmed down a little to see if I had knocked anything out yet…nothing was there. I look at the door and no one was there either. After a bit of searching I noticed a small key with a button shaped handle, right at the foot of my bed. Not long after a mouse came and picked up the key…I didn't take lightly to this. I screamed and jumped onto the nightstand, knocking over the lamp in the process. When the mouse ran out I took a shoe and ran after it, hoping to kill the little bitch.
By the time I caught up with it, the little asshole was waiting at a small door in the wall…it slipped under the crack, leaving the key with me. I scoop up the key and open the door. When I peak inside, there is a small tunnel leading to an identical door. With a closer look the tunnel seemed to be…magical…it glowed rainbows and was shaking softly.
"Nope," I whisper to myself.
I shut the door and locked it. I make my way to the fireplace and made a fire from a few clothes I don't wear, I looked at the key one more time and then threw it into the fire and took it out with some tongs once it was red hot and finally flattened it and broke of the handle. I discarded the key into the trash and went back to bed.
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Oblivion: This is what should have happened, and then there would be no real problem in the movie, and more importantly it's what I would have done.