A/N: Hi everyone….which would be my 2 or 3 watchers and any stranger who happens upon this. I haven't been on FanFiction in a while. I guess I've been having some major writer's block. My laptop crashed too, so I lost most of my story plans! T.T What you are about to read is so crack, so be prepared for the unexpected. I also believe what I've been doing is somewhat considered drabbles….I don't know what exactly those are, but my friend writes them a lot and they're usually around 100 words. So ya….I don't own Naruto. Enjoy.
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Pickled Heart
Since losing his family, Sasuke had not been open about his feelings. Sasuke knew deep in his core, though, that sooner or later he would not only be called upon to kill his brother, but continue the Uchiha bloodline. That would mean that Sasuke would need a female suitor. In Konoha there were many girls who could handle the job nicely—Sakura and Ino included. Sakura had pursued Sasuke since they had met, constantly flaunting in attempt to impress him, only to fail an annoy him. Ino was less bothersome, because she was hardly present. When she was, Sasuke found himself daydreaming of her death. This left only one logical match: the cactus in Sasuke's window, who was always there when he needed comfort. Sasuke loved his cactus.
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A/N: I suppose lots of people won't find that funny. But my friend Celbix, who planted the idea in my head, sure did. I suggest no one goes on a boring boat ride with me if they wish to avoid these things. So thanks for reading. I plan to continue this soon. And I shall beg PLEASE R&R!!! My heart will break if you don't.