A Spartan's Christmas

by Harvester of Dreams

This is a song my brother randomly started singing while playing halo. It was so hilarious, I just had to upload it.

AN: Please sing it. It is so much more hilarious in melody.

A Spartan's Christmas

Christmas is coming,
The warthog is getting fat,
Please put a missile in the old mantis's hat.
If you haven't got a missile,
A 50 cal. will do,
If you haven't got a 50 cal. then Spartans will shoot you.