Do not own Kuroko no Basuke

Note: OOC GoM peeps.


Problem part 1

"Everyone, I have a problem." The light blue haired girl said out loud making the boys who was in front of her stopped and turn around to see her. Everyone's eyes all shaped like balls, surprised at what the light blue hair girl had said.

"Kurokocchi? What's wrong?" ask the blond boy who walk towards panicking as he heard the girl was having a problem.

"Kuro-chin? Here I have pocky for you and it's your favourite, Vanilla!" the tall purple haired boy pushed the blond boy away and presented the box of vanilla pocky to the light blue haired girl.

"Kuroko, according to your horoscope, Aquarius are highly problematic today and it's better to let it out instead of keeping it to yourself. Good thing you decided to wear the black ribbon clip that I gave you this morning. It's your lucky charm for the day." The green haired boy had said fixing his swirly glasses that made the blond boy popped a vein out.

"Midorimacchi! Just what the heck are you wearing today? Are you a comedian or what? And also your speaking to me!" the blond boy said annoyingly.

"Of course, this is my lucky item." He said straightforwardly making the blond boy started imagining what the green haired boy look like all throughout the day.

"Tetsu, what's wrong with you? Don't tell me that your boobs are getting bigger? "the dark blue haired boy asked as he walk towards the light blue haired girl with his eyes staring at the girl's chest.

"Aominecchi! JUST WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!" the blond boy screamed again.

"Don't worry. Tetsu, yours will grow. Hopefully it would be bigger than Satsuki's." The dark blue haired boy continued and unknown to him a flash of light suddenly appeared…

In a few seconds later...

The blue haired suddenly had bangs and making him fall on the ground shivering. He didn't know what had just happen.

"Tetsuya, what is your problem? Forget these idiots, you can always ask me." the red haired boy said smiling genuinely at her and on his back a scissor that was opening and closing making sure that the rest of boys who were at least 5 meters away from them would not even think of coming close to them.

Tetsu blink as she continued to sip her vanilla shake that all the boys had treated her and then she stopped and let go of the straw on her mouth.

"Guys, can you please take off your shirt?" she said making everyone dropped their jaw and even the red haired boy dropped his scissor as well as the tall purple haired boy dropped the box of pocky.

"Kurokocchi! What happen to you? Wh-why are you asking u-us t-to s-strip i-in front of you!" blond boy who first recovered from the shock had said to the light haired girl.

This made the light blue haired girl suddenly felt embarrassed making the boys even more shock and they all thought.

'Kurokocchi/Tetsu/Kuroko/Kuro-chin/Tetsuya-chan is embarrassed!'

The girl quickly turned around and sipped her vanilla shake. After sipping, she took a deep breath and said, "I'm sorry. Please forgot what I said." She said as the boys noticed the girl's legs were shaking.

The boys look at each other and then walk towards the girl.

"I'm sorry Tetsu. I didn't… I mean… we didn't mean to umm…"

"It's ok Aomine-kun. I understand. It's weird for a girl to ask this kind of things. Especially with you guys." She said still facing the other side.

The boys again stared each other now worried at what was happening to their girl-friend.

"Tetsuya, it's ok. We know that you don't mean the other way around. If you have a problem, please don't hesitate to tell us. We are your friends." The red haired boy touched the light haired girl's shoulder.

Tetsu turned to look at them still with her trademark pokerfa- no, her cute apathetic look. That made everyone skipped a heartbeat.

'CUTE!' They all thought except for the green haired boy who is wearing the swirly glasses because he can't see the girl's face or anyone.

"Kuroko, that black ribbon is effective so please tell your problems to…"

"Oi, Midorimacchi! You're facing the Penguin trash can!" blond boy screamed out of frustration and pointed at the green haired boy.

"Really…" the green haired boy shifted his angle but he was now facing frog fountain.

"Take it off that idiotic glasses! For pete's sake! You're making things harder!" the dark blue haired boy had joined the blond boy in shouting at the green haired boy.

And a fight had started between them.

In the end… Tetsu didn't tell her problem to them.


The next day before practice…

"Guys… my problem is…" Tetsu went straight to the boy's changing room and all the five boys had accidentally dropped their shirts making the light blue haired girl shivered and started throwing basketballs to their faces which were beside her.

Because of that incident, instead of Kuroko Tetsuya was scolded. It was the boys that were scolded because they weren't on time and had cause a great deal of damaged to the light blue haired girl.

And so was the balls.


NG:

'Kurokocchi/Tetsu/Kuroko/Kuro-chin/Tetsuya-chan is embarrassed!'

Director: Cut! Akashi! What did you just said!

Akashi: It's Tetsuya-chan... (a giant scissor appear out of nowhere and the atmosphere became really CREEPY)...

Director:(afraid)... Alright let's continue...

Crew: But Sir we have to re-shot that scene!

Director: No... That's fine... let's just continue the shoot...

Everyone except Akashi: (=_="")


This is my attempt to write an in-progress fic. Hahaha

Anyways it's a FRIENDSHIP story. Meaning FemKuro-chan is no way would be romantically involved with the boys. But all of them believe that FemKuro-chan had special feelings for them and that causes them to do funny things for her.

I'm not torturing them or anything. But I just find it really funny when I think of the GoM peeps being overprotective to Kuro-chan.

Tomorrow gonna be back to work cause it's been two days I don't have work due to the heavy rain and flooding... (yes I can finally earn money tomorrow!) ^w^

Hahaha