The Pool Party, Chapter One
(A.N. so it's a little crazy, and messed up, but it sure will have you laughing your head off hehe)
Kat: not wearing a bathing suit
Nova is drooling
Fuu: me either I left my bikini back on earth
Chang: then what are you wearing Kat?
Lantis: he he
Nova: Hikaru in a bathing suit... drool
Ferio: Aww
Lantis: Yeah....*drool*
drip
drop
~Lantis~ drop
drip
Kat: hey Fuu?
Fuu: I do not believe that any of us brought bathing suits
Chang: I did
Kat: up for a game of cards?
Fuu nodds
well it aint a pool party is it then
Kat: no miss here!
Lantis runs to pool and plunges in
Fuu: sorry miss Kat
Kat: You soaked the cards Lantis!
Chang jumps in pool
K : grrr
Nova is still drooling
Nova: Hikaru...
Fuu: do you have any 7's?
Kat hands her a very soggy seven
Kat: uh...
Fuu: oh, well it is a rather wet card huh?
Kat: Stupid Lantis!
Lantis: Gah....
Mokona is drooling OVER A DONUT
Nova: don't insult my Lantis!
where is Hikaru anyhoo
Fuu: I believe she and Emeraude are in the powder room
are they ALWAYS in the powder room?!!
Nova: Hikaru is a bathing suit......
Ferio: Hey Fuu, may I join?
DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Lantis: WHERE!
Fuu smiles sweetly Yes Ferio
Chang: Oops, left my electric eel in the pool again.
K' you would think they are powdered up enough
Lantis: Uh o
I think ill just get out
Nova: is it Hikaru!
Lantis: WHERE!
Chang: no its Lucy my electric eel
Nova: Lucy!?!
Nova: not Hikaru!
Nova: aw....
Mokona: *rolls out towel* Puu!
Lantis: What a creative name.
Ferio starts humming the I Love Lucy song dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah
Lucy makes fish lips at Ferio
Fuu: I did not know that you had I Love Lucy here in Cephiro
Nova: what is I love Lucy? Nova: does it have to do with Hikaru?
Mokona: Puu!
Nova: Hikaru in a bathing suit.... drool
Kat: Nova has a one track mind...
Chang: LOOK OUT! IT"S A GIANT HAM SANDWICH!
Chang: Made ya look!
Kat: 'sigh'
Kat: it begins...
Fuu: what does miss Kat?
Kat: I am not a miss!
Kat: Kat! Plain Kat!
Fuu: Yes miss Kat
Kat: grrr
Kat: uhhhh....
Fuu: I'm am sorry Kat, is that better?
Kat: Why me!
Mokona: PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Kat: yes!
Kat: Mokona misses Umi again
Fuu: Sir Mokona sounds like he wants Umi to come out in her little string bikini!
Kat: Stop whining about her
Mokona: puu.
Jewel better get here soon!
We need an Umi
and Hikaru
and Emeraude
Wait, I take that one back
Yeah they can't all stay in the bathroom forever. . .
Fuu: did Lantis drown?
Kat: lets hope
Kat: then our cards won't be ruined again
Fuu nodds
Nova: Nooo!
Nova: Lantis!
Mokona rolls around near edge of pool
Fuu: don't worry, they're still Hikaru
Nova: Hikaru...
drool
Kat: someone get Mokona before it falls in
He he
Ferio runs over and kicks Mokona into the pool
Fuu: maybe Lantis has joined the girls in the powder room
Off in the powder room,
Nova: Nova's eyes bug out
I 'm going too!
*looks from the air shaft*
*drools*
Nova runs into the powder room
Nova: Hikaru!
Nova: Lantis!
Lantis: ahh!
*Lantis falls down into room*
Nova: Lantis!
Mokona: *blow drying himself in the powder room*
Nova latches onto Lantis
Fuu: I now refuse to use the powder rooms at the pool.
Kat: same here!
Kat: 'shudder'
Kat: *peers at mokona*
Chang: The Soul Calabur is the good one. Soul Edge is the bad one. Remember that.
Kat: uh huh...
Kat: yeah...
Fuu: sure thing old man
Ferio: Oh shoot....
Fuu: what is it Ferio?
*continues to gaggle*
Nova: *sobs*
Fuu: then why did you say that?
Mokona is pink from all the powder he blow-dried onto himself
Nova: where is Hikaru
Nova: the hottie!
Kat: *glances at Mokona*
Kat: pink... couldn' t it be black? or purple?
Kat: are the cards dry yet Fuu?
Fuu: yes they are now
Kat: getting kinda hungry. Swimming does that to me.
Nova: you haven't gone in the pool!
Nova: Where is Ferio?
Nova: did he go in the powder room too!?!
Fuu nodds
Kat: you are okay with that Fuu?
Chang: *reaks of sun-block* Strong, minty-tasting Tea that is secretly poisoned, anyone?
Fuu: no, but what should I do?!
Fuu's eyes dart back and forth
Chang: GOLF!
Chang: Golf is an old man sport.
Kat: If eagle ever thought of going in there, he would be in serious trouble!
Fuu: I suppose Ferio went to see girls. . . this can't be good!
Kat: I always thought he was loyal to you Fuu
Ferio: nah I'm still here!
Mokona is building a sand-castle of cream-puffs
Kat pats Fuu on the back
Fuu: *sniff*
Kat pulls sword out of her glove
Kat: I'll get revenge for you Fuu!
Fuu: Aaaah!
Fuu: no don't!
Fuu: that's my job. . ..
Ferio: uh ho
Mokona hides in secret laboratory-basement
Lantis: Well I am leaving if I cant see Hikaru in a bathing suit...*drip*
Lantis leaves
Fuu: Ferio, did you or did you not go into the girls powder room?
Kat: sure you are...
Kat does death glare at Ferio
Fuu: you didn't answer me Ferio!
Kat: ooooo
Kat: guilty!
Chang: LOOK LOOK! MOKONA IS GONNA DIGIVOLVE!
Kat: oh god...
Ferio: no I didn't! but Lantis did he he he
Kat: did Chang take his medication this morning?
Fuu hugs Ferio Yay!
Chang: no I didn't but Lantis did! hahahaha! he he Lantis was trying to see hikaru
Kat: good so was Nova
Kat: she trails Hikaru everywhere
Mokona presses self-detention switch and California blows up
Chang: I shoved large amounts of Ham down my throat
Fuu: I knew Ferio would never betray me!
Fuu: he values his life way too much
Kat: heh...
Kat: he was so afraid of me!
Chang: I once kept a weed in my mouth for 3 days wile balancing a bottle of Mountain-Dew on my nose and beating the entire game of Mario 64!
Fuu: I believe I have smothered Ferio. . .
Kat: Chang needs to go to therapy
Chang: I'm not allowed cuz last time I went there I got in trouble for cleaning the toilets w/out permission!
Kat: I would smother Eagle if he was here...
Kat: sob
Fuu: Ferio's sleeping like a little baby! he looks so cute!
Nova: they say im crazy about Hikaru
Nova: Hikaru...
Fuu: he's not dead now is he?
Kat: you killed him!?!
Fuu: no I don't believe so.
Kat: shouldn't have hugged him so tight!
Fuu: he's just limp
Mokona: puu pupuu puu puu. pupuu. puuuu. Puu? puu? pupuu! puu... pupuu! puu pupuuu puu puuu. pupuuu? puuu!
Kat: *growls at the walking away Lantis*
N' Hikaru in a bathing suit...
drool
Emeraude: Did kat gain weight?
Kat: shut up E!
Fuu: I hugged Ferio so tight that he went limp. . .
Emeraude: O my gosh, Kat, you DID
Emeraude: My poor brother
Kat:GGRRRRR
Emeraude: by the way, did ya ask him to marry ya yet?
Kat: stupid prissy princess!
Kat: Eagle...
Fuu: Aaaahhh! what?!
Kat: Lay off Eagle!
Emeraude: at least I'm beautiful and slender
Kat: He is mine!
Kat: GAHHHHHHH
Chang: I'm slender.
Emeraude: WE need to kill Hikaru
Emeraude: Not that kind of slender
::Wince::
you mean Ferio didn't tell ya?
Fuu: Tell me what?!
Ferio: ouchies
my brother can be such a baka sometimes, ::shakes head::
Kat: oh boy
Kat: this might get bad
Kat: where is Hikaru
Emeraude: You said it
Kat: we have a score to settle
Nova: Hikaru...
drool
Fuu: what didn't Ferio tell me? *Fuu looks confused*
*Mokona looks hungry*
Umi: O no
Umi: Marshmallow
Kat: awww... it so cute
: Kat: Mokona want to kiss you Umi!
Kat: heh
Umi: Ew
Mokona: puuu puuu!
Umi: can we just kill this whip cream instead of HIkaru?
Emeraude: NOOOOO
Emeraude: I wanna kill HIkaru
Kat: no!
Kat: Hikaru is going down!
Umi: well, then no one minds if I kill this bean bag, right?
Kat: no one steals Eagle from me!
Kat: feel free
Nova: Hikaru....
drool
Mokona speeds away by motor cycle
Fuu: I'm gonna jump off a cliff if no one tells me what Ferio said!
mailman: Umi there's a letter for you here
Umi: Nani?
Umi: yay
Umi: from who?
MailMan: it says, "puu!"
Umi: Ascot, Clef? noooooo
Fuu: I am about to jump off that cliff. .. .
Kat: WHAT DID FERIO SAY! MY BEST FRIEND IS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF!
Emeraude: I'll catch you with pillar power
Kat: kinda interested myself about it as well
Chang: *burp* too much root-beer... must... bathroom...
Nova: Hikaru....
Emeraude: some teacher, ::shakes head::
Nova: Where is Hikaru!?!
::whisper:: kat, we can kill her now
Kat: calm down Nova
Kat: 'whispers back' What Nova?
Fuu: Bye everyone
Kat: that would be mean
noooooo
Fuu: yes I am jumping off a cliff.
or are you jumping of the cliff
okay, Hikaru can't come on
MailMan: There's a letter for you Fuu!
Fuu: I'm off to jump to my doom.
la la la la
Emeraude: Pillar Power
I have that sould decision song stuck in my head:-P
Kat: not wearing a bathing suit
Emeraude:gets light from gem thingie and makes pillows for Fuu to land on
K" normal clothes for me
Emeraude: I have the most gorgeous bathing suit
MailmaNova: its from Ferio. It says, "Dear Fuu am sorry i missed your birthday party. -Ferio"
Kat, i have an army style one for you want it?
Kat: Just tell her what Ferio said
Kat: no thanks!
Emeraude: Okay
kat " 'shudder'
::thinking:: i am not lending Hikaru a bathing suit
HikarUmi: so wheres "lantis?"
Emeraude: ::Whisper:: We need to kill Hikaru, Kat
FuUmi: Bye Miss Kat
HikarUmi:secrets secrets are no fun
Emeraude: didn't Ferio say that he was gonna ask you to get married?
HikarUmi: secrets secrets are for everyone
Emeraude: ::covers moutHikarUmi:: Whoops
FuUmi: Nani?! *face on fire*
Emeraude: I guess I forgot I wasn't suppose to say anything
Umi: Water Dragon
Umi: that's for Fuu's face
Fuu: thanks miss Umi. .. .
Kat: heh!
Umi: you're welcome
Kat: Way to go Fuu!
Emeraude: you said it
Emeraude: My bro said he was going to get a ring-- whoops I said something again
Umi: Emeraude can't keep a secret
Chang: real premium Prune-Juice!!!
Fuu: ahhh! *turns really red*
k, people?
Emeraude: quick, do water umi
Nova latches on to Hikaru
Nova: Hikaru!
Umi: Sapphire...
Kat pats Fuu on the back
Umi: Whirlwind
Kat: playing cards on minute, getting married the next.
Umi: Hikaru, water takes the fire out
Kat: wow
Emeraude: I know
Ferio: He he
Emeraude: by the way, how come you didn't ask eagle to marry ya?
Kat: O no NO NOOOOOOOO
Chang: please pass the fig cookies.
Kat:who me?!!!!!!!
Ah it's all to soon!
Emeraude: Here Chang
Kat: why would I want eagle to marry me?
Fuu: We only just started playing cards and now he wants to get married!
Nova: me!
NOOO
Emeraude: I know
Ferio is just too quick
Kat: well now everyone knows that I want to marry pat
Mailman: Umi there's a package for you.
N' my heart is crushed by this Pat
Umi: yes?
Umi: From?
Umi: I'm not taking any mokona
Kat: Eagle...
messages
Kat: wants...
Kat: to...
Kat: marry...
Me?
ask him to marry you!
Emeraude: Zagato doesn't wanna get married
Kat: ask him!~
Kat: I thought you broke up with Zagato?
Emeraude: this is one cool pool party
Mail man: Its from Bill
Emeraude: nope well, yah.. but I'm back with him again Eagle's too blond I wanna have kids who have other hair color
Fuu: Ferio, is there something you wanted to tell me?
Emeraude: No, she's just in love with ya
Chang: MUD SLIDE!!! LOOK OUT!!!
Nova: I thought so
Emeraude: Nova, why don't you go for "Guys"
Nova: I declare my love to you all the time. if you don't know it by now...
Emeraude: Chang, I would fire you But I'm just so lucky you're not my teacher
Umi: Guys, Nova, GUYS!
Chang: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRipped pants!
Fuu nodds. I believe I will now go crawl under a rock. . ..
Hikaru: im hungry can I please have some food?
Ferio! Tell Fuu already!
Emeraude: Cheese cake?
Hikaru: noooo thats wayyyyyyyyy to fattening nonono
Emeraude: fries?
Hikaru: I can not have that NO! TO GREASY
Emeraude: Salad?
Hikaru: yes, ill have a salad
E makes salad appear
Emeraude: want one, Fuu?
Fuu: yes please
Hikaru: with ranch dressing please and with plenty of crotons or whatever their called
those crunchy thingies
E makes ranch dressing appear
Emeraude: hey, Fuu! Hikaru's gonna get fat soon! She can join Kat then
Fuu: hehe
Emeraude: hehehhe
Hikaru: I SO WILL NOT I AM SO NOT FAT! IM PERFECT
Emeraude: nope, you just look eleven that's all
Fuu: have you looked in the mirror lately?
Chang: Oh, say can you, smear!!!! by the dungs eary flight! What so pounding we hailed, at the tri-lights last steaming...
Hikaru: hey lemme see that mirror
Emeraude: someone make that old man keep quiet
Chang: Oh, say can you, smear!!!! by the dungs eary flight! What so pounding we hailed, at the tri-lights last steaming...
Umi's eyebrows starts twitching
Umi: Water Dragon!
Fuu: I have never seen anyone run for the bathroom like Ferio just did
Emeraude: I hope that sends Chang to a different planet
Hikaru: no thank you
Kat: the powder room?
Emeraude: My bro is a baka, ::shakes head disapprovingly::
Kat: or the bathroom?
Hikaru: in that case Powder room!
F: Fuu: bathroom the little boy's room
Let:'s go there again!
Kat: good!
Emeraude: let's go!
Hikaru: where is the bathroom?
Nova hugs Hikaru again
Chang: and the Team Rockets red hair, the butts bursting in air, gave poop, through the night, that the man was still bare!
Fuu: the boys go in the powder room just so you know
Nova: Put your bathing suit on Hikaru! drool
umi: Nova! Fall for a guy!
: Nova: Lantos is okay
Hikaru: I have no bathing suit?!
Nova: but not as hot as Hikaru hee my Hikaru!
Umi: I found someone hotter than Hikaru....
Hikaru: yep
Chang: Oh, say can you, smear!!!! by the dungs eary flight! What so pounding we hailed, at the tri-lights last steaming... and the Team Rockets red hair, the butts bursting in air, gave poop, through the night, that the man was still bare!
: Kat: Eagle is hotter than Hikaru!
Emeraude sneers too Nova
Emeraude: Zagato is hotter!
Nova: Oooo! Hikaru!
Hikaru: can anyone make my hair cool?
Emeraude: me
Nova snuggles up to Hikaru
Emeraude: but I'm not gonna
Kat: hah
Emeraude: I'm so beautiful, even Umi can't compete with me
Umi: Whatever, Emeraude
: Kat: i could slice your whole head off. would that do?
Hikaru: no
Emeraude: Eagle...Kat, did you ask him yet?
Kat: 'blushes'
Kat: ask him what?
Emeraude: but first...
Emeraude: we have to kill Hikaru
Kat: eep!
your competition!
Kat: oh okay yeah!
::whisper whisper:: over with eagle and me
Kat: uh huh
Hikaru: SECRETS ARE NO FUN
Kat: okay
Kat: will do!
Emeraude: great Let's go
Chang: oops, I did it again. I farted in line, got lost in my mind, oh granny, granny, oops! you think I'm a dork, that I smell like a stooork, I'm not that ignorant.
Hikaru: looking at her hair
Nova follows Hikaru
Hikaru: OMG I HAVE SPLIT ENDS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! wait a min
why do I care about my hair? im turning into Umi this is sooo not me.
Nova: because your hair is beautiful just like you!
E grins evil I just took your magic away, try it now Hikaru!
Chang: Want me to sing the national anthem again?
Kat: Noo!
Hikaru: gracias Nova
Kat: good
Hikaru: FLAMMME
Chang: Oh, say can you, smear!!!! by the dungs eary flight! What so pounding we hailed, at the tri-lights last steaming... and the Team Rockets red hair, the butts bursting in air, gave poop, through the night, that the man was still bare!
Hikaru: ARRROOOOOW YAHHHH
Kat: no magic for Hikaru!
Emeraude: no magic for Hikaru!
::whisper again::
Hikaru: nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Kat: uh huh yeah?
Kat: really?
Emeraude: O hikaruuuuuu
Emeraude: I just took away your Rune god!
Hikaru: yes
Kat: hee hee
Fuu: Ferio, wasn't there something you wanted to ask me?
Hikaru: evil Emeraude NO! NO!
Kat: Go E!
Hikaru: that's not good why are you doing this to me?
Emeraude: Ferio tell her already!
Kat: yeah Ferio!
Hikaru: stop it evil Emeraude
O, no big deal, we just wanna kill ya
Kat: Stop holding back on her!
Hikaru: oh stop it I can kill ya too if I want
Emeraude: Silver Death!
Hikaru: MOO HAW HAW HAW HAW
Nova: I want to kill Hikaru!
Nova pulls out light sabers
Emeraude Hits Hikaru on the stomach
Nova: Hikaru...
Hikaru: OW
Nova: I love you so much
Hikaru: Hikaru falls
Emeraude: we're gonna have so much fun, right Nova...Kat?
Nova: that is why I will kill you
Kat: yeah!
Kat: Uh huh!
Emeraude grins Evil
Ferio: Tell her what?
Hikaru: starts bleeding
Emeraude: I can't forget bout Lantis
Hikaru: why?
Ferio, you said you wanted to ask her to marry you
Nova: I love seeing Hikaru's blood!
Hikaru: do you want to kill me?
Emeraude: don't you remember?
Chang: Hey Fartio!
Umi: Water Dragon
Kat: huh?
Chang is flung to the ground
Umi: there you go! Chang!
Umi: bye!
Kat: good
Hikaru: I remember
Emeraude: attack now Kat
Kat: but next time hit Hikaru
Hikaru: remember but what you saw is not what you should think!
Fuu: you didn't make it up did you Emeraude-hime? he really said he wanted to marry me?
Kat pulls out her swords
Emeraude: Crimson wrath!
Kat runs at Hikaru
Hits Hikaru on the head and ruins hair
Hikaru tries to escape
Ferio: Fuu.....
Hikaru: NOT THE HAIR
Kat: you wanted Eagle for yourself
*corny music*
E giggles
Hikaru: NO I DIDN'T
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
HE WAS JUST TALKING TO ME
WILL YOU MARRY ME!
Kat: wow!
oooooo
FAKEOUT!
Kat: it so romantic
romantic, isn't it?
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!
Kat: right when we were killing Hikaru
Fuu hits him on the head with a mallet
Kat: so sweet
Emeraude: Fuu, Ferio even bought you a ring, right?
Hikaru: HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Ferio: Squishy....
Hikaru: EVERYBODY STOP WHAT THEIR DOING AND LISTEN TO ME!
Hikaru: first of all I would not like to be killed see
Hikaru must die
Emeraude: One more spell...
Hikaru: its just not cool
Hikaru runs for it
Emeraude: She stole Eagle!
Emeraude: Jade Revelation!
Fuu: Waaaa Ferio doesn't love me!
Hikaru: NO I DDIIIDDNT!
Kat: get back here
Kat: grrr
Kat: boy thief!
E hits Ferio with a tree
Nova joins in
Nova: fun!
Hikaru: NOOO IM NOT
Emeraude: Gees, you're such a baka, Ferio, you hurt her feelings!
Hikaru: ASK EAGLE YOURSELF I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG WHY WONT YOU BELIEVE ME?!
Nova: almost as good as Hikaru
Emeraude: Silver Death!
Fuu bursts into tears.
Hikaru: FINE!
hits Hikaru and she flies into the pool
hehe
Kat: we saw you in a compromising position!
Emeraude: we did!
Kat: good shot
Emeraude: thanks
Hikaru: I fly into the pool
Emeraude: High five!
Hikaru reaches for the top of the pool HELP !~!
Kat high fives E
Nova pushes her back in
Hikaru: FINE IF YOU WISH TO KILL ME
Emeraude: Yeah, you go Kat! Your turn!
Mokona: Puu puu puu puu! puu pupuu puu puu puu! puu pupuu puu pupuu! puu pupuu puu puu puu puu! Puu pupuu puu puu puu! puu pupuuu puu puu puu, puu puuu pupuu puu pupuuu uu uu puuu!
Hikaru: THEN DO IT QUICK
Kat jumps on Hikaru's head
Umi: Am I just imagining things? Or are Kat and Emeraude friends?
AHH! THAT'S JUST SICK!
Kat: heh
Emeraude: She's pretty good
Kat: only to beat up Hikaru!
Hikaru: Kat?
Emeraude: besides, she's gonna get married to eagle soon! I love weddings...
Fuu: I'm going home
Kat starts dancing on Hikaru's head
Ferio: Hey, come over here Fuu *points inside the house*
Hikaru: can you please
alright, my turn, Kat
Hikaru: GET OFF MY HEAD?
Kat: Fuu I smarring Ferio!
Hikaru: can you at least stab me instead of giving me a headache?
I'll stab you with my spell
Fuu: ok Ferio but this better be good
Kat jumps off Hikaru's head
*goes inside of house*
*Fuu fallows*
K : uh
: ooooo
Kat: is what they are doing going to be appropriate?
Emeraude: looks like someone's getting the "lecture"
Kat: heh
Emeraude: My brother better not do anything bad Everyone hears...
Chang: Who cut the cheese?
Emeraude: "Y DID YOU MISS MY BIRTHDAY?"
Kat: Chang...