I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Alice in Wonderland.
Contains cussing, pain, insanity, and naked people. This is not humor and this is not for those who do not like this kind of stuff. This is also not Puzzleshipping.
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Wonderland. A twisted world of imagination and many other things. That is the typical thing that most would say about it, but not this boy. His wonderland is MUCH different.
The boy sat in the white room. He stared strait at the blank wall in front of him, as if something were to come out and kill him. He really wished for that so often, but alas, his wish of a painful death never came true…
Crimson eyes glazed over as he turned his head to look at the only exit and entrance in to his 'special' room. The lonely window with the heavy, think black bars did not count. The room was soft, it was quite. He knew he was being watched through something, possibly the off color patch on the wall to his left.
He moved a bit in his strait jacket to get more comfortable as he saw the well-know shadow outside his door. The door opened to him. Him and that stupid smirk on his face.
"Good evening Mr. Mouto." The boy just glared up at the white haired doctor.
"Oh come on, don't be rude."
The boy looked up with eyes still fixed in a glare. "Go fuck your self Pegafag."
Dr. Pegasus just smacked him in the cheek. "Yami Mouto! Do not use that language around me again. Do you understand?"
Yami just smirked. "Yes I do Dr. Fucking-My-Self." He was hit in the cheek again. Dr. Pegasus just walked back toward the door. "I expect better behavior tomorrow Mr. Mouto."
"And I expect that you are going to have ass pain in the morning from spending the night getting a dick in your ass from a man whore that was being paid a hundred bucks just to fuck you because no one else would." Yami smirked as he glared his insane eyes at the taller man. Dr. Pegasus just slammed the door and locked it.
Yami tilted his head and looked at the full moon out the window. He sighed as he fell on his side. He was never normal. He seemed like he belonged here, but didn't.
No.
He belonged in HIS wonderland.
Yami was a horrible seventeen year old. He killed things and started fires. He was sent here to Domino City Asylum and was kept here for three years now, during which, his insanity had only gotten worse.
Yami was about to drift off into a dreamless sleep when he looked up into dark, lifeless amethyst eyes. He opened his eyes fully to see a boy wearing a vest and a bow tie. That was ALL he wore.
He looked much like Yami himself, but he was covered in scratches and blood. He had large rabbit ears and a fluffy tail. Yami blinked at the boy, how did he get in his cell? He then noticed that he could move a bit. The strait jacket was torn off.
Yami then turned to the rabbit boy as he sat up. "Who the fucking hell are you freak?"
"Yugi the white rabbit boy." Yugi spoke in a monotone voice as an eerie smile crept up on his face. The smaller one opened a portal and walked into it, without thinking, Yami did the same thing.
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Yami blinked as a blast of light hit his eyes. He sat up. "Where in the darkest parts of hell am I?" He asked as he stood up. He no longer wore his hospital outfit, but an outfit of black leather pants and a tank top. His boots were black as well. He took a look at his surroundings and noticed that it was a large hallway with black and blue swirling wall, yet the hundreds of doors staid in one place.
Yami looked a head and saw that Yugi was standing about twelve feet away. He smirked and ran off down the hall way.
"HEY! Get back here!" Yami yelled as he chased him. He then skidded to a stop when he spotted a black door coverd in pinstripes of white. "That damn rabbit freak must have gone through…" Yami spoke out loud. He then opened the door and saw the same one, only smaller.
This stupid pattern went on for a bit until Yami was done on his knees when he opened the final door. He crawled through and found himself in a rather large red room. At the furthest wall was a door covered in blood. Yami bent down and saw through the key hole. He got a glimpse of Yugi's ass.
"Why, may I ask, are you looking through my mouth?" Yami was startled and sat backwards as he stared at the talking door knob. "How the fuck does a doorknob talk?" Yami demanded. The door knob rolled its eyes.
"You're not from here are you?"
Yami just shook his head as he glared at the brass object. It sighed. "Look kid. This is a place called Wonderland and you have some how came into our world. How did you get here anyway?"
"I'm not a kid you piece of shit. I just followed some half naked rabbit boy into a vortex and landed here. Now I would like to continue to follow that freak so open up."
"The only way to get in is through me, but you are to big. Look on that table and you'll find the way to get smaller."
Yami turned his head to a glass table with a little black and red box on it. He opened it and saw a note. 'Do not eat me" it read. Yami rolled his eyes and tore it up. He grabbed a small cookie covered in green frosting and ate it. He then blinked and fell a few feet and onto the table. The door was laughing at him.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Yami yelled.
"You stupid kid, you ate it all. You were only to take one bite and you would have been the right size, but now your five inches high!"
"How do I get down smart ass?"
"Drink the bottle." A blue bottle with a pink liquid inside appeared. Yami took a drink and grew so large that he hit his head on the ceiling. "Great… just fucking great…" Yami said as he heard the door laughing again.
He then became extremely pissed. He took out his lighter and was about to set the door on fire, when suddenly, water pour down from above.
He set something off. It was flooding fast; he had to get smaller to escape. Yami saw the box again. He grabbed a cookie and swallowed it. He shrank at a fast rate and fell into the bottle that he drank out of.
The doorknob was dead.
It drowned in the water. Yami just sat in the bottle as it slipped through the mouth of the door. It was pitch black in this area and water was everywhere. Yami then heard a sound as he turned to see a strange looking person on top of a bird. He then noticed that it looked like an old man.
"HEY! OVER HERE!" Yami screamed. The old man turned his head.
"Hello my boy? What are you doing in that there bottle?"
"Trying not to die." Yami glared.
The old man just laughed. "My boy, that is not a good boat. My boat here is the best kind to use out at sea." The old man said as he patted the bird. Yami raised an eyebrow.
"Is your brain made of shit or something? That is in no ways a boat. That's a bird."
"Bird? Are you insane??! This is a boat and you know it."
"I know I'm insane, but I'm sane enough to know that boat of yours sir, is indeed a bird." The old man just looked at him and laughed again. Yami was pissed again and pushed his bottle toward the old man and knocked him over into the water. Now it was his turn to laugh. The bottle then toppled over onto a beach and Yami fell out. He looked up to see Yugi again. The boy then smiled and ran off into a jungle.
"God Damnit." Yami cursed under his breath as he got up and went after him. He was about ten minutes in to jungle when he ran into two strange looking boys in all white with white hair and blue and red eyes.
"Move it or lose it guys. I'm in a hurry." Yami said as he tried to walk past them, but some how they moved like wind and appeared in front of the teen again. This day just keeps getting better and better…
"Stop. If it is the rabbit you wish to see…" The boy with blue eyes spoke in monotone.
"… Then it is a battle of wits you must win against me." The red eyes one smirked. Yami blinked.
"What kind of battle?"
"Why, a battle of chess of course dear boy…" The first one said.
"… But if you lose, you become a lifeless toy." The second one spoke.
Yami nodded. "I'll play, but who are you?"
"I am Ryo of light, the brother of he…"
"… Who is Bakura of darkness as you can see."
"I'm Yami." The two boys nodded and lead the other toward a field. On it were giant chess pieces. One side was white while the other was black. Ryo pushed Yami to the white side, while Bakura stood on the black side.
"I expect that you know the rules…"
"… This game is much different that your normal duels."
Yami then turned to them. "Yes, I do know the rules to this game. You go first." Bakura just smirked. He raised his hand and a piece moved. Yami just raised an eyebrow. He lifted his own hand, a pawn moved.
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"Check mate."
Bakura stood there. He then screamed and fell to the ground with the sound of clacking. He had become a toy. Ryo screamed as well and changed into a doll. Yami just twitched his left eye as he began to walk away.
He then spotted out of the corner of his red-eyes, the pair of ears that belong to the person he was after. Yami just walked after the boy, he was getting pretty tired of this game of "Cat and Mouse."
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"Damnit! I lost the fucker again!" Yami yelled as he punched a random tree out of anger. He then began to kick and punch over and over again. He stopped when he sensed that someone or better yet, something was near him. He turned and saw golden eyes staring at him.
Then a grin appeared and an entire person came out of nowhere. He was tall, he had deathly pale skin, green hair with black cat ears sticking out, a gold eye, a green tail, and was completely naked.
"Why are you hitting the tree Yami? Did it do something to you?" The boy said as he sat in the tree.
"No, I'm just venting my anger on it… how do you know my name?"
"I know many things, for I am the Cheshire Seto. I understand that you after the white rabbit Yugi correct?" Yami's eyes lighten up.
"Why yes Mr. Seto! I'm looking for the bastard who brought me to this God forsaken place. Which way did he go?" Seto just laughed and pointed his hands and feet in a cross-road style. His head then rolled onto his chest, leaving behind a trail of blood.
"I'm sorry, but he went in all these directions…" Yami lowered his head and punched the tree again.
"But… he might have gone toward the direction with the red road." Seto's hand popped off and pointed to the left road that was red. Yami blinked. "Though, be warned. The Mad Hatter Kaiba and Jou live down there, and try to avoid the cake. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Seto then vanished without a trace, but his laughter could still be heard…
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Yami continued to walk until he came to a strange cottage. It was dark and gloomy. Vines grew all around it and it smelled of rotting flesh. Yami cringed at this scent and continued onward until he heard laughter coming from the other side of the cottage. Curiosity got the better of him and he decided to check it out.
This was a site to behold. There was a party in a graveyard behind the house. It looked like a tea party from the many kettles and cups. Yami walked up and hide behind a bush as he saw a strange looking hat move on the table.
It was laughing in an uncontrolled manner. The hat was dark blue with a light blue ribbon going around it. Sticking out of the ribbon was a 1/10 tag, a dead blue rose, and a human finger bone.
He watched as a figure popped out from under the hat and so did a boy who was completely naked.
The naked boy had a collar and leash around his neck. He had blond hair and dark brown ears sticking out of the mop on his head. He even had a blond tail to match. The other man who was wearing the hat was a tall brunet with pale skin and was wearing a blue tux with blue and white pinstripe pants.
Yami then, at the worst possible time, sneezed. Blue and brown eyes looked around until they spotted Yami. The hat man was giggling as he bounced over to the boy on the ground. He had an evil smile on his face.
"AH! Look Jou! We have a guest to add to our un-birthday party today! How lovely! Come, have tea!" Yami was helped up by the dog-boy named Jou and was led to a large chair in front of the table. Yami just blinked at what was on it.
Aside from the usual crap that is usually at a tea party, there were human and animal flesh and organs placed on plates and looked as if they were to be eaten. Yami felt a bad vibe next to his left side as he felt cold breath against the very skin of his throat.
"Ah… a lovely looking young lad to add to my collection… I am the Mad Hatter Kaiba…" Yami flinched as Kaiba's hand began to go down toward his pants. Yami closed his eyes and blushed as Kaiba took hold and licked his lips. Jou noticed the actions going on at the end of the table and growled.
"Master… maybe the guest would be happier if you were NOT touching him…" Kaiba rolled his eyes and turned to Yami. "I'm truly sorry young one. My hands have minds of their own! HAHAHA!"
Yami just prayed that he could leave without getting raped to death by a perverted jack ass. That, and try not to get killed by Jo Jo, the dog-faced boy…
Yami was then taken out of his thoughts by a pair of glaring honey eyes. "Master Kaiba asks that I give you a piece of his un-birthday cake…" Yami just took the plate and Jou walked away.
Yami looked at the cake that smelled God awful. It was brown and green with what looked like flesh and mold baked into it. Yami gulped as he looked around at his setting. He was setting next to a graveyard that had ruined graves.
This must be where they got their food. He then looked to see Kaiba looking at him through the corner of his eye. He smirked and Yami flinched.
"OH NO! I'M GOING TO BE LATE!"
The group turned to see Yugi running through the cemetery. Yami stood up. "You again! Come back here you son of a fucking bitch and send me back to my cell!" Yami was about to go after him when Jou tripped Yugi and Kaiba sat on top of the poor boy.
"What's your hurry bunny boy? Why not stay a bit and have some tea and cake?" Kaiba spoke into Yugi's long ears with a seductive voice. Yugi freezes and begins to cry. "Please sir… just let me go to my job…" Kaiba just began to stroke it to get him started.
Yami may hate the boy, he maybe insane, he may get horny from watching rape, but Yugi really does not deserve it from the likes of this creep. Yami pounces on Kaiba but is flipped to the ground and is pinned by Jou. "Master… which do you want to try first…"
Kaiba thought for a second. "I want the crimson-eyed boy. He looks like he has already started with out my help." Kaiba smirked as he looked at Yami crotch area. It was true; he did get horny a bit…
Jou got off and Kaiba started to touch Yami's hips as he began to take off the teen's pants. Why did this have to be? But before Kaiba could get any further, there came a loud moan. The group turned to see the mangle corpses of people slowly moving toward them. Kaiba sighed and rolled his eyes. "Oh what a fucking mood killer. Come on Jou, lets get them back into their graves…"
While the two rapist were distracted, Yami helped Yugi up and they got the hell out of there.
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"Thank you boy…" Yugi looked up with a bit of feeling in his voice and eyes. He leaned up and kissed Yami on the lips and ran off. Yami just watched. He 'humph' and walked onward. This was the crappest day ever.
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End of part one…
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