Hey, this isn't my regular account, just to let you know... This popped into my head and I just had to write it. Sorry about any spelling mistakes, I couldn't risk anyone finding this on my computer.
Disclaimer: I, sadly, do not own Death Note, or every other episode might have been filled with this.
The door to the bedroom closed with a subtle click. A man was gingerly leaning against the freshly closed door. He spoke quietly. "Umm... Light?"
"Hmm?" the other, a few steps away, stopped and turned, suddenly aware of his company.
"You still want to know my name, right?"
"W-well, yeah..." he stuttered. "But-not-because-I'm-planning-to-kill-you-because-I'm-not-Kira-if-that's-what-you-think-And-also-I-wouldn't-want-you-dead-because--" Light stopped himself just in time, blushing madly. He was an expert at hiding the fact that he was Kira, but he almost exposed another secret of his. Luckily, the room was too dark to notice his flushed face.
"Hmph." L looked pleased. "Well," he took a step forward. "I'll tell you..." Another step. 'On one condition." His eyes were fixed on Light's. L had a dangerous look on his face that made Light feel like the man was up to no good.
Light took another step back and felt the wall behind him. He was cornered. "If I tell you my name," L moved in closer to whisper in his ear, "you have to say it." Light looked confused, but the other continued. "Breathless, panting, sweaty, and moaning from plessure... I want you to say my name then."
"..."
"So... whatta ya say?" L ground his hips against Light.
"Mmhmmmm..." Light moaned, losing all strength in his legs. He slid down to the floor. L fell to his knees, straddling Light, eyeing the man greedily. Eyes closed, Light quickly snaked his arms around L's neck, gently pulling him down. Newly openned lustful eyes stared into L's startled ones. "How's this for an answer?"
And before L had time to even think, Light pressed their lips together beginning a deep and passionate kiss.