Author's Note:

I got bored with Adventure Time and the complaints for Regular Show, so...

Why not do a fanfiction on the show that my family and I really love?

THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL!

So, why not do one with all the characters, and we can have a lot of contests in here. Although no one dies in here. If you want someone to be eliminated, then send a review or PM me, 'k? But, the rating will be changed (if possible) to M if someone dies. *evil chuckle then goes to evil laughter*

I love gore and violence, and I am a 13 year old tomboy (yes, I'm a girl, FYI), and I need to watch or read it every once a while. 'k? You'll get my drift sooner or later...

P.S. Gore is so awesome to me. :D But, nobody dies and gets their blood splattered in here. (YET. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

P.S.S. I don't know my guns too well, so...if you have any gun or knife ideas, do let me know. I'll be happy to add it in here.

P.S.S.S. I am Globie. The narrator. :3

P.S.S.S.S. I don't own Gumball, Adventure Time, Regular Show or any of the stories I typed up. I only own White Drakim, Shawn DiLorna and Adam. That's all I own. And the stories. I don't own the awesome characters that makes their own shows so fun.

P.S.S.S.S.S. For Troubling Truths Or Devastating Dares, chapter 14 has been updated. Some changes have been made. (For those peeps that read it.) {Changed: 4/12/13}

Now...LIGHTS, STAGE, ACTION!

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It was a calm day in the city of Elmore, where Gumball and Darwin lay in Gumball's bed in their room, reading a small stack of magazines that covered every awesome toy in the universe, grasping their attention like moths with a streetlight.

Well, for some magazines.

Gumball sighed at the lame ball that stated that it was the ball of gravity, where it can bounce on the ceiling and the wall very easily.

'Order two Gravity balls and you get an electric scooter, free!' Gumball read. He sighed and pointed it to Darwin.

Darwin shook his head and Gumball flipped the page.

"Nah," Darwin grunted.

"Yeah. The last time that happened, it was just a lame ball that you only bounce on the floor." Gumball stated.

He turned a few more pages and suddenly stopped, only to have his breath, thoughts and soul ripped away from his body.

Darwin looked over and gasped like he was about to have a stroke.

Their eyes went wide as dinner plates, and their minds exploded in a nutshell.

There was a large 90 pm toy gun that took up one page, with explosions of yellow, red and orange behind it, followed by a stack of boxes beside it.

The advertisement was on the other page, in large fonts that anybody could read from a far distance.

"YOU WANT A TOY GUN!? WELL, THEN COME GET THE...ACTIONIZED 90 PM MACHINE TOY GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"

Darwin squealed like a little girl and pinched his cheeks together while Gumball skimmed through the page of awesomeness as fast as he could, his eyes about to explode from their sockets.

"Yes!" Gumball screamed, and jumped off his bed, spinning around like crazy with the magazine in his hand, the other pile flying everywhere like a tornado hit the room.

"What?! OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG! WHAT?! SPILL THE JUICE, BRO!" Darwin shrieked, jumping off the bed and shaking Gumball for the answer to their mystery on how to get the toy gun that other little boys would dream of getting.

"Dude, all we have to do is take some tests, and enter the contest!" Gumball said, and ran up to the window, and went into a dreamlike state, wondering about how amazing it would be to have a gun like that, and he can defend his loved ones...especially Penny...

"Penny! Stay back!" Gumball said, pushing her behind him.

Penny only whimpered and nodded, running behind the musculared...uh...damn, what is he...?

...Damn it! Gumball what are you? Are you a cat or a werecat?

Gumball only sighed and facepalmed. "I'm a freakin' cat. What did you think I was?" he stared up at the sky, and stared deep to only stare at the narrator, Globie. (sounds like Global, but has 'ie' in it instead of 'al')

Well, people like me never knew what you were. You just look like a skinny blue koala bear with a tail. *shrugs* Don't blame me.

Gumball only facepalmed him repeatedly, while Penny began to snicker.

"Do you even know what Darwin is?"

Yeah. He's a flippin' fish that walks on two legs. Richard and Anais are totally rabbits. It's that obvious.

Gumball only groaned. "Can we just get back to the zombie apocalypse dream that I'm having before Darwin wakes me up from it? I am an Army Cat with Army clothes and makeup on. I'm trying to save the beautiful princess, Penny, with this toy gun that costed a fortune for us to get. I'm fighting the zombies, remember?" Gumball growled and glared at Globie.

Globie only stared at him and slowly shook her head. "I know that. But, you do realize that you're gonna die. Because toy guns sucks just as much as Justin Bieber does. Wait. That's a TOY gun! Not a real gun!" she facepalmed.

Gumball only stared at it and shrugged. "Whatever. Toy guns rock better than your face!"

Penny only cleared her throat. "...uh...can we just get back to what we started from...?" she asked.

Globie snickered. "That was the lamest comeback I ever heard. You'll die. Here. Watch and learn, bub." she then went away.

Gumball sighed. "Thank you. She finally leaves. So...as I was saying...get back Penny! Stay behind me!" Gumball screamed, and began to shoot at the zombies that dared to come and touch his beautiful Princess.

"Huh? Oh, right." she did as he told her.

Gumball only growled, and grabbed a grenade from his waist, pulled the plug and threw it, only for a tidal wave of zombies, guts and green slime get launched into the air, and then rain down on the others, which made them all turn and start eating the others.

"Come on, Princess, we must go," Gumball said, and grabbed Penny by the waist, and lifted her over the shoulder and climbed the 12 foot high wall to only jump down easily and run off into the darkness.

After a while of running and reaching the Forest of Doom, Gumball had set Penny down on the mulchy ground, and she giggled and looked up at him with a blush.

"May I get my kiss, soldier?" Penny asked, giggling to herself.

Gumball chuckled and moved his luscious wiff of hair out of his face. "Anything for the Princess of Elmore." he said, and leaned in slowly...

Only to kiss Darwin on the cheek and slowly start making out with it.

Darwin was enjoying his for he was in a dreamlike state too, but realized that something or someone was getting his perfect dimpled orange cheek wet. With slime.

He screamed and pushed him away, wiping the large glob of saliva away from his cheek, and shivered.

"AH! That's disgusting, Gumball!" Darwin screamed.

Gumball only shook his head and looked around, only to sigh and facepalm himself.

Just when he was about to get his kiss from the princess, too.

Gumball growled and walked up to the magazine that was on the floor recently, and glared at it before grabbing it. He ripped the ad from the magazine and ran out the room to jump downstairs to the kitchen, Darwin following afterwards.

"Well, Gumball..." Darwin stated as he trudged behind Gumball.

"What?" he growled between clenched teeth.

"...there's a problem."

Gumball turned to him with raised eyebrows.

"...we need our parents' approval."

Gumball only facepalmed.

OF course. Always got to be a catch.

Darwin grabbed the add and pointed to teh corner of teh paper.

In small fonts that only needed a super magnified magnyfying glass, it stated: 'In order to get this, you will need parents' approval to enter.'

Gumball sighed and walkedinto the kitche.

They both saw their mother, who was washing dishes and humming to herself.

"...MOM!" they both screamed.

"AH!" the dish she was washing clattered in the sink, and she turned around and breathing heavily with sweat beading up on her forehead, her eyes wild and searching while her heart thumped deeply in her chest, ready to burst at any moment.

"Wha? Oh, Gumball. It's just you." she said one her eyes landed on him, and let out a sigh of relieve and wiped the sweat from her face.

Gumball waved while Darwin did the same.

"Mom. We want this." Gumball held the advertisement in front of Nicole's face.

She then grabbed it and started reading it, mumbling under her breath.

A moment or so later, she looked down at the two, who gave puppy eyes and sniffled.

"Pwease?" they both pleaded, and small tears came from the corner of their eyes.

"A contest, Gumball!? NO!" she screamed, almost balling the paper up, but stopped herself.

"But-"

"NO! It's too dangerous!"

Gumball scoffed.

"Since when did life became dangerous?"

Nicole gave him a blank look. "Do you really want to go there?"

Gumball pouted while Darwin had a thoughtful look on his face.

"...nnnnnnnnope!" Darwin exclaimed after 7 whole minutes, the kitchen clock softly ticking in the silence.

Gumball sighed. "No, I don't. Ok. So life is dangerous. That's why they call it adventures!" he smiled.

"Adventures that teach you lessons!" Darwin counterparted.

Nicole only narowed her eyes at them.

"Well...But, you said that we need to protect ourselves!"

"Yeah!"

Nicole sighed. "Yes, I did, but not with weapons. If they get taken from you, then how can you defend yourself when you don't know how?"

Gumball thought for a moment before he grew disappointed.

"...yeah...you're right."

Nicole smiled and gave the advertisement to the boys. "Alright. I'm glad you understand. Now skiddle along, and play like little boys. You don't need a toy gun to defend yourself. Mommy will teach you when you grow a little older, ok?" she chuckled and shooed the boys away.

"Awww. Well, we can't get the gun now." Darwin said in a soft, sad voice.

"Oh, yes we will!" Gumball whispered-screamed.

"Wha? How?"

"By asking Dad." he said with a smirk.

Author's Note:

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