CHAPTER ONE
2008
"This contest is scheduled for one fall and it's a ten man tag match and your main event."
"Flesh in Gear" by CKY blares through the arena.
"Introducing first, from St. Louis Missouri weighing at 240 pounds, Randy Orton."
Randy came out to boos from the WWE universe. He smirked and went inside the ring. "Beast and the Harlot" by Avenged Sevenfold comes on.
"Introducing his tag-team partners, first from London England and being accompanied by Velvet Sky, weighing at 256 pounds, Jake Green."
Jake and Velvet came out to boos as well. They shared a kiss and got into the ring as well. "Let it Roll" by Divide the Day comes on.
"At a combined weight of 430 pounds, Cody Rhodes and being accompanied to the ring by Angelina Love, Christian."
Cody, Christian and Angelina came out to a mixed reaction and got into the ring. "Papercut" by Linkin Park comes on.
"Last from Chicago Illinois, being accompanied to the ring by Chelsea Smith, weighing at 236 pounds CM Punk."
CM Punk and Chelsea came out to mixed reactions as well. They walked down the ramp and got into the ring.
"And their opponents."
A gong went off and the lights went off. The titantron lights up and "Rest in Peace" begins to play.
"First, from Death Valley, weighing at 310 pounds, the Undertaker."
The Undertaker came out to the loudest cheers. He walked down the ramp towards the ring. He stopped at the end of the ramp and raised his hands, turning the lights back on. He then took his hat off, rolling his eyes to the back of his head. "Are We Cuttin'" by Pastor Troy comes on.
"His tag team partners, first being accompanied to the ring by Madison Rayne, from West Newberry Massachusetts weighing at 250 pounds, Matt Brekenridge."
Matt and Madison came out to cheers as well. They slapped hands with the fans and stood next to the Undertaker. "Out of my Mind" by B.O.B. comes on.
"At a combined weight of 428 pounds and being accompanied to the ring by the Woman's Champion Eve Torres, they are the tag team champions Kofi Kingston and J.T.G."
Kofi, Eve, and J.T.G. came out to loud cheers as well and stood next to Matt. "Scream" by Avenged Sevenfold blares through the arena.
"Last, from Miami Florida, weighing at 215 pounds, he is the ECW champion, Brian Kendrick."
Brian came out to a mixed reaction. All five got onto the ring apron. CM Punk and JTG got into the ring and the referee called for the bell. CM Punk got into JTG's face and slapped him. JTG slapped him back and they both locked up. After a moment, JTG pulled CM Punk into a corner of the ring and caught him with a clothesline.
He pulled Punk out of the corner and caught him with a neck breaker. He went for the cover but got a two count. JTG dragged Punk to his group's corner and Kofi tagged himself in. Kofi kicked Punk in the stomach and JTG went onto the apron. The referee told Kofi to get Punk out of the corner. Kofi did that and Punk kicked Kofi in the stomach. He dragged Kofi to his group's corner and kicked Kofi multiple times before the ref pulled him back.
While Punk distracted the ref, Cody and Jake started choking Kofi. Kofi's team was trying to get the ref's attention towards what Punk's group was doing but, that didn't work. The ref restored order and Punk pulled Kofi towards the center of the ring for a cover but got a one count.
Punk pulled Kofi up by his dreads, ignoring the ref's orders to let go. He clothes lined Kofi and posed for a moment, getting loud boos from the WWE universe. He didn't know Kofi got up until he turned around and got hit with the "Trouble in Paradise". Kofi went for the cover and got a two count. Kofi picked Punk up and knocked him down. He went for the "Boom Drop" but Punk rolled out of the way and tagged Randy in.
Kofi and Randy battle for awhile trading blow after blow. Randy threw Kofi to the ropes, unknowingly letting the Undertaker tag himself in. Kofi kicked Randy in the stomach then moved out of the way. The Undertaker got into the ring and knocked Randy down. Then he knocked Punk, Christian, Cody, and Jake off the ring apron. The crowd cheered loudly. Randy got up along with his teammates and ganged up on the Undertaker.
Kofi, Brian, Matt, and JTG got into the ring and began to fight the other team. The fight spilled to the outside of the ring with the Undertaker and Randy the only ones in the ring fighting. Angelina, Velvet, Chelsea, Madison, and Eve moved away from the fighting, only to get into a fight themselves. Brian jumped onto the ring apron. The Undertaker tagging him in and Brian got into the ring and fought with Randy.
He kicked Randy in the stomach and went for "Sliced Bread" but Randy maneuvered out of the way. Randy went for an R.K.O. but Brian got out the way. Brian clothes lined Randy and pulled Randy up. He went for "Sliced Bread" again, but Randy caught in a backbreaker. The WWE universe booed loudly as Randy stomped on Brian. He went for a cover, but got a two count.
Randy pulled Brian up and went for an R.K.O. but got pushed away. Randy turned around to a "Trouble in Paradise" by Kofi. Randy got up tried to knock Kofi down but Kofi ducked and executed "S.O.S." for the three count. "Out of my Mind" blares through the arena.
"Here are your winners, the Undertaker, Matt Brekenridge, the ECW champion Brian Kendrick, and the tag team champions Kofi Kingston and JTG."
Madison and Eve got into the ring. Madison hugged Matt while Kofi, JTG, and Brian posed on the turnbuckle. Angelina and Velvet helped up Jake and Christian, who were lying on the ground. Randy's team slinked to backstage as the WWE universe cheered Kofi's team. All five got out of the ring and went backstage. The Undertaker and Brian went to their locker rooms. JTG and Kofi were walking back to theirs.
"That was fun." Said JTG
Kofi snickered.
"Yes it was."
"Kofi, JTG."
Kofi and JTG turned around to see Matt Brekenridge running towards them.
"What up?"
"The guys and I were thinking of going to a club. You want to come with us?"
"Sure. What time?"
"Around 9:00."
"We'll be there."
Matt nodded and went back to his locker room. Kofi and JTG walked to theirs and got ready.