Abyss: I want to try this. Ichigo is not my favorite character, so he probably is OOC.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach!
Summary: Ichigo attracts every male at school. With the exception Ulquiorra.
Warning: Yaoi, LEMON (not in this chapter), AU, and maybe OOCness. Mentions of suicide and mentions of Twilight.
The day Ichigo came to their town, every man has been padding after him. He never noticed any of the girls or boys who tried to get him. Ichigo had a normal life—two sisters, an annoying father, and a great job. Too bad he also attracted males, and he wasn't even gay!
"Strawberry, you wanna go out tonight?"
Grimmjow got kicked in the face.
I can't believe Ulquiorra is related to him!
"Get away Grimmjow, or I won't hesitate in getting a restraining order."
Grimmjow took the real obvious hint, and left.
Ulquiorra was forced to read Twilight and nearly committed suicide (1).
"Hey Ulquiorra!"
Ulquiorra threw the book at Ichigo with such force, it knocked him unconscious, and he was a block away.
"Trash," the pale man muttered.
Ichigo would've killed Ulquiorra if he heard that, but he was unconscious.
Abyss: I think I'll jump to a month after this incident. Next, chapter 1!