This is indirectly KillKenny's fault. He suggested me a fanfic with a Bloom/Gaara pairing, and as I searched a way to get a believable plot out of that, this popped in my mind. Shoot him, not me! Ah, and there will be no Naruto in here.

by lord Martiya

Disclaimer: if I owned Winx Club, Dark Bloom would have been separated from Bloom and engaged a romantic relationship with Icy, the Trix would have kept their dignity in third season and I would be rich.

PROLOGUE: THE TRIX WORST NIGHTMARE

Finally, they had won. Valtor was defeated for good, as the Lake of the Fortress submerged his lair. And before the Trix were standing two wardens, came to arrest the Trix and bring them back to their old cell.

"NO!!! NOT THAT! LITTLE BIRDS AND BUTTERFLIES!!!"

"FLOWERS AND LOVE!!! PLEASE!!! PRETTY PLEASE!!! ANYTHING BUT LIGHTROCK!!!"

And the sight of Icy and Darcy BEGGING and Stormy faint with a foaming mouth forced Stella to ask. And change history.

"What's so bad with some flower?" she asked.

"BARNEY THE DINOSAUR!!!"

"What?"

"Well, their asylum cures the criminally insane with continuous exposition to flowers, butterflies, little birds and love." Darcy said, finding a quieter state of mind in the talks about mind processing. "This and the magic of the fortress makes the inmates calmer and sane enough to be treated conventionally, a treatment helped by the good memories they are forced to remember by the mentioned magic. Too bad the guy who had the idea never saw the spongy mockery we are forced to remember."

That was when Bloom screamed in horror and begged the wardens to not imprison them inside.

"I take they didn't make that up..." Stella commented. "Bloom, they can't be helped. A reigning noble or a knight may claim a criminal he defeated as a prisoner until an adequate punishment is provided, but... Wait a second. Tecna, Bloom's real parents status, NOW."

Tecna checked the web: "They're missing and presumed dead."

"This means Bloom is the de facto ruler of Domino."

"Thanks, Stella. I claim the Trix as my prisoners and condemn them to forced labor until I determinate they're adequately punished and fit to join the Magical society at large." Bloom declared.

"You sure you can deal wit-" the other warden started. Then he saw the two not-fainted sisters kissing Bloom's foot. "Nevermind. But what in the hell is Barn-"

"IT MUST NOT BE NAMED!!!" Bloom cried. "IT'S PURE EVIL!!!"

"Another Terran child program... What's wrong with that world?!"

That was how Stella changed history. Unveiling the Trix worst nightmare, she prompted Bloom in making the Trix her servants and helpers. And made Barney & Friends find his place at the side of the Teletubbies, Spongebob Squarepants, Shin Chan, Hamtaro, Mirmo and the Italian edition of the Heidi anime in the black list of not-ammissible inmates in the Fortress of Light.

Author Note

Frankly, I can see anyone who had seen them cry in horror and run away. Well, actually not for Shin Chan: that's ground for puking.