Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Everyone knows we Inuzuka aren't good ninja. Sure, we can fight like demons and track the wind itself, but we can't bottle everything up. We're like dogs, in that - if we like someone, we grin goofy and thump our proverbial tails at them. (Or, if we're Akamaru, Kuromaru, any of the Haimaru siblings or any other of our dogs, our literal tails.) If we don't like them so much, our hackles rise and we growl them into submission. And that's not a very ninja thing to do.
The rest of the prominent clans tend to look down on us, even though we wield as much power in the village as many of them do. Clans like the Hyuuga or the Uchiha, the ones made up mostly of pretentious bastards, think we're just a bunch of wet behind the ears pups. (And I'm not calling Hinata a pretentious bastard, but she's the exception, not the rule.) Clans like the Yamanaka or the Akimichi are a little better, although you wouldn't believe some of the nasty glares I've gotten off Inoichi for flirting with Ino. (Honestly, she started it!)
But, I digress. (Learned that phrase from Shino. Aburame are okay.) It's a simple fact that we Inuzuka are suckish, awful ninjas, because we actually have feelings. And, you know, most of us don't care that the rest of Konoha look down on us for being so... wild, I guess. We just figure, hey, we're dog people, right? And dogs don't hide things, so logically we shouldn't either. It makes more sense to let it out a little than it does to repress and repress and repress so much that you want to kill your family. (Like a couple of prodigies I could mention... And if you're so dense you didn't get that I mean Neji and Sasuke, I pity you. Seriously.)
I don't mean that all of us are hormonal wildebeests with no self control. (Mom says that's just me. I say the pot's callin' the kettle black, white and every other colour under the sun.) Have you met my sister? She's always lecturing me about something. Heck, she even lectures Mom. But Hana's an Inuzuka through and through, and she's more like the rest of us than you'd think. (It's scary how much she looks like Mom when she's really pissed.) We Inuzuka, that's another way we're totally awesome. We stick with each other, and most of the time we get along. (Score one for the Inuzuka, which makes it twenty-seven for us and eighteen for the pretentious ice bastards. Not that I'm counting. Hana is, though, I kid you not. OCD much?)
So, there you have it. A detailed explanation of why we Inuzuka are the coolest clan in Konoha, no matter what the princesses over in Hyuuga say. Now you can make your very own clan, just like us! (Please don't copy us exactly. One Inuzuka Tsume is enough.)
Seriously, it's a good idea. The world's pretty messed up right now. We could use more clans like mine.