A/N: Hey, guys, so I'm doing something a little different this time...I'm writing screenplays for future hypothetical SWAC episodes. This is how I think the season should have played out if Demi hadn't left. I'm gonna split each episode into two or three chapters, and I hope you guys like them!

This first episode "Food Fight" is based on that food fight episode of Lizzie McGuire (anyone remember that show? lol) and that episode was based on The Breakfast Club.

Disclaimer: If I really owned Sonny With a Chance, this is what I'd do with it...

Announcer: Are you ready to get So Random!

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[Audience cheers on the So Random! stage]

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Sonny: [sitting in a restaurant set with Nico, both acting as customers] Excuse me, waiter? We're done!

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Nico: Yeah, check, please!

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Grady: [as the waiter] I'm afraid I can't give you that, sir.

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Nico: why not?

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Grady: Well, see, this is an all-you-can-eat buffet. I don't think you've eaten ALL YOU CAN EAT yet. [puts more plates of food in front of them]

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Sonny: What? Are you insane?

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Nico: Well, I guess we could eat a little more…

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Sonny: NO! I'm trying to lose 3.5 pounds!

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Grady: Then may I suggest our salad bar! [plops down heaping plate of salad]

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Sonny: Uh, I really don't need that much salad!

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Grady: Hey, do you wanna lose those four pounds or not? You gotta commit to these things, or they never work! [plops down fruit platters]

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Sonny: It's THREE AND A HALF POUNDS! ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?

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Grady: [puts up arms] Hey, I'm just trying to help you get what you paid for.

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Nico: Okay, come on, let's just eat a little more.

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[Later]

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Nico: Okay, waiter, check please!

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Grady: No, I still don't think that's ALL you can eat. [plops down more plates of food]

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Nico: Oh, God, I think I'm gonna be sick! [runs out]

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Sonny: Right behind you! [runs out after him]

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Grady: Huh, I guess that WAS all they could eat.

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Grady: [runs out after them] WAIT! AREN'T YOU GONNA PAY YOUR CHECK?

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Announcer: That's it for now, but join us next week for more "All You Can Eat Eddy!"

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[Audience cheers]

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[Sonny With a Chance Theme Song plays]

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[Scene changes to lunchtime in the cafeteria]

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Sonny: [hides under a cafeteria table with her cast, close to crying] I mean, how did we come to this? Have we really been reduced to acting like savage beasts? This was completely avoidable!

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Nico: [holding up a tray under the table] What? You never seen a food fight before?

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[Camera pans out to capture the whole cafeteria, crowded with young actors, crew members and extras engaging in a messy food fight]

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Sonny: [still hiding under table] No, and I think it's completely unnecessary and wasteful! There are millions of starving children in Africa and Haiti and Japan who would love to have all this food everyone's throwing around so ungratefully!

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Nico: [through gritted teeth] well then why don't you create a teleportation device and send it to them? In the meantime, I've got a good aim at the losers from the Falls, so shhh![Launches food from plastic spoon]

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Tawni: [hiding next to Sonny] Well, I agree with Sonny 'cause someone got greasy fries in my hair! [shrieks as food flies past her] this has to stop!

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Grady: Hey, Nico, I just realized something…why are we hiding? I mean, I don't know about you, but I think I'll live if my hair gets dirty today!

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Nico: Yeah, let's get outta here…I got a better aim at Pooper from out there, anyway! [both leave]

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Tawni: (gasps loudly and holds out a strand of hair] IS THAT MEAT SAUCE?

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Sonny: Okay, that's it…this needs to stop, now. I'm gonna go and try to find a way out. (stands up to leave)

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Tawni: What? You're just gonna leave me here by myself? [shrieks again as food flies by and covers herself with fallen trays]

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Sonny: I think you'll be fine for two minutes. [stands up, only to be splattered with melted cheese]

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Zora: Hello, inferiors. Never underestimate the power of…the CHEESE CATUPULT!

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Tawni: [cackles from behind trays]

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Sonny: [groans in frustration]

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Sonny: [stands amidst the food fight] I can't believe this is still going on! I'm about to put an end to this! (gets hit with more food)

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Tawni: [laughs] Oh, that just keeps getting better! [stands and looks for something to throw]

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Sonny: Okay, WHO THREW THAT? [Raises her "ick on a stick"]

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[Ms. Bitterman marches in and everyone stops throwing food]

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Ms Bitterman: Everyone, freeze! [Sees Sonny, Tawni and Chad with food in their hands] YOU THREE! MONROE, COOPER, HART! I see who the bad apples in the barrel are…now clean yourselves off and report to Mr. Condor's office immediately!

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Sonny: (drops her "ick on a stick") But I wasn't gonna throw it; I swear! I only raised it in self-defense!

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Tawni: I didn't even get a chance to hit anybody yet!

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Chad: Leave the girls, I'm the one you want! Wait, no, I meant that the other way around!

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Ms. Bitterman: I don't care for your chitchat, I said immediately, people!

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[Scene changes to Nico and Grady in the prop house]

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Nico: [enters prop house with Grady, both covered with food] Most. Epic. Food fight. EVER! (high fives Grady)

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Grady: Aw, no question, man. That was the most fun we've had at lunch since Chad let us borrow the forklift!

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Nico: Aw, yeah… [both reminisce fondly]

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Grady: [gets a text, checks his phone and gasps] Uh, dude, I got a problem!

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Nico: What? Oh, God, don't tell me Sonny's gonna make us help her clean up…[cringes]

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Grady: Naw, it's that new girl Mel. I just got a date with her, and it's tomorrow!

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Nico: Hmm, yeah, I see the problem. You got a date tomorrow, and I don't.

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Grady: No, man! I just…I don't know what to do on a date!

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Nico: Aw, come on, G…you're acting like this is your first date!

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Grady: Well…it's definitely NOT! I've been on plenty of dates…there was uh, that fake one with Sonny…and uh…

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Nico: Oh God…this is your first date!

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Grady: Psh, I never said that…but if it was…uh, what should I do?

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Nico: (sighs and puts an arm around Grady) Well G-man, you've come to the right place. Don't worry, I'll have ya ready by tomorrow.

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A/N: I know, that was short. The next chaper will have a bigger chunk of the episode. But yeah, what do you guys think so far? Also, let me know if you have any suggestions for future episode plots!

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