Disclaimer: I unfortunately do not own the TV show NUMB3RS. All characters belong to the producers of NUMB3RS unless stated otherwise. Also I got the ringtones by putting my IPod on shuffle so yeah. Also fair warning this was written at 2:52 AM listening to my IPod on Shuffle…so if any of the characters seem a little OC then I'm sorry.

Warnings: Slash, Swearing, Awkwardness, Sexual tension

Rating: T

Characters: Don & Charlie Eppes, and Ian Edgerton

Four ways Don found out about Ian and Charlie and that one time the team found and Don already knew.

1 Right Phone Number, Wrong Person

In short, Ian answers Charlie's phone one morning

Ian groaned as Fergaliciousstarted blasting in his ear. Sitting up he noticed that Charlie was nowhere to be seen. Grimacing he leaned over and picked up the phone, looking at the caller id Ian raised an eyebrow in amusement,

"Morning Fergalicious." Ian said barely keeping the smile out of his voice.

"Fucking Hell Charlie! I told you to change that- what the fuck Edgerton? Why the fucking fuck are you answering my brother's phone at 5 in the fucking morning?" Don snapped in annoyance.

"Good Lord Eppes and you tell Granger to watch his language." Ian said sitting up in the bed.

"Stop avoiding the fucking question Edgerton!" Don snapped again as he pulled into the parking lot of the FBI.

"Sounds like Fergalicious hasn't had Coffee yet. Also to answer your question Fergalicious, I spent the night with Charlie." Ian said while looking for his pants.

"Stop fucking calling me that Edgerton! And that doesn't answer the question Edgerton. I know that Charlie keeps his phone by his bed and I don't hear him in the back ground. So why the fucking fuck are you answering my brother's phone?" Don asked as he slammed the door of his car.

"Well your brother is a very gorgeous and Very single man who happens to be gay so why don't you tell me." Ian said with a grin as he walked down to the garage.

"Edgerton do not fuck with me right now." Don snapped not wanting to believe him.

"I'd rather fuck your brother." Ian said stepping into the garage causing Charlie to shoot him a slightly offended look. Ian grinned and hung up the phone.

"Should I be worried about that statement?" Charlie asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Don't worry I was talking to Don about why I was answering you phone at five in the morning. Also why is your brother's ringtone Fergalicious?" Ian asked raising an eyebrow, causing Charlie to bust out laughing.

"One day I came home from a college class late. Like 11 and Don was moving to Quantico and he decided the night before he left he should get drunk off his ass. So I walked into Don dancing around in a pair of Red, White and Blue Duck boxers and a feather boa, singing and dancing to Fergalicious. Also please don't ask me why we had a feather boa or where Don got it from." Charlie said with a grin.

"I would pay good money to see that." Ian said with a light grin.

"Well you don't have to. You may have to bribe me a little." Charlie said laughing as Fergalicious started playing again. Ian grinned and passed him his phone.