This is a complete and total crack fic, kay? xD Disclaimer: I do not own Supernatural or Dean and Sam Winchester, Warner Bros owns it/them kay? I, in all honesty could never come up with the greatness that is Supernatural! ^^;
*I didn't really put much thought into this so it's not very detailed and there's probably a few grammar mistakes, ah well it's about 2 AM in the morning and my brain isn't functioning well.
Dean and Sam entered the Shivers Motel and went up to the counter and asked the manager if a woman wearing rigid clothes booked a room for three.
"Well actually, she booked a room for herself and booked another one for two people, are those you, Harry and Jerry?" Dean and Sam exchanged glances at each other wondering why their 'friend' booked a different room for just them.
"Yes, that would be us…" Sam answered. The manager grinned and called the bell top to show the two men their room. Once they arrived Sam slowly opened the door and his eyes widened.
The room had a heart shaped bed in the middle with a tray of chocolates currently residing on top, while the walls were painted a magenta colour with hot pink hearts dancing around. The lamps were also the same colour as the wall and patterned the exact way.
"Well, this is your room, now I do hope you enjoy your stay and please, if you are going to do any sexual activities please keep it low as this motel has thin walls." The bell top said, grinning as he left.
Dean was in a daze as he slowly sat on the bed, eating the chocolates furiously while Sam sat on a chair across from the bed. They stayed there in silence not saying a word, when suddenly someone opened the door.
"Heya boys! Whoa! Isn't this an awesome room? I got in on the cheap too, I told them you two really needed some romantic scenery and it can't get any more romantic than this can it?" said the devious women that booked their room.
Both of the boys broke out of their daze in anger and Dean was the first to speak up, "What the hell, Jenni?" She clearly saw the anger but all she could do was grin.
"In the other motel you made me sleep in the bathtub! The freaking bathtub! I wouldn't mind that much if you didn't decide to turn on the fudgin' water on me!"
Dean grinned, "You wouldn't wake up…."
She glared over at him and said "Okay, Sam is going to stay with me in my room, while Cas is going to stay with you. I hope you guys have a great night! If you guys hear any noises coming from our room, don't worry we'll be just fine!" She said giggling as she grabbed Sam and left the room.
"Wait, what! What the hell are you two going to be doing! Sammy you better not touch her, or I swear I'll do something bad!" In anger Dean threw the chocolates on the floor when suddenly Castiel appeared.
"Where's Sam and Jennifer?" He asked confused as to why Dean was alone… in a very pink room.
Dean, aggravated by the question open the covers and just went to sleep, leaving Castiel confused.