Pairing: Kenpachi x Ichigo

Summary: Mayuri 'improves' Ichigo, and turns him into a girl. Ichigo is still the scowling, short-tempered, strong GUY that he always has been, he just has a slight change in his body. To be specific, no dick, an extra hole, and boobs. If that wasn't bad enough, he now has Kenpachi after his sexy ass.

Ichigo will still be referred to as 'he' inside of his own head and in narrator perspective and never she, even as a female, because he's still a man, damn it! He will still act the same and won't turn into a weakling who needs a 'big strong man' to save him. Also, it isn't really set at any particular time, although maybe during the zanpakuto filler arc. Ichigo is 16 (therefore legal in the part of Japan where he lives).

There is going to be three parts to this. The first part is where Ichigo gets turned into a girl and Kenpachi molests him. In the second part Kenpachi fucks Ichigo pretty roughly… In the third and final part Ichigo gets turned back to a man and Kenpachi doesn't give a rats ass about his gender and fucks him again, just as roughly.

Kenpachi is so (canonly) obsessed with Ichigo, I think he would try to chase after Ichigo in a different manner if he was female… Or male, actually XD But that could be my OTP pairing talking.

Warnings: Yaoi (when Ichigo is a male), het (when Ichigo is 'female'), cursing, sex, smut, violence.

Beta'd by Warrior Nun- thank you!

Strawberry Guardian: Part 1

Ichigo gasped as he lay amidst the rubble on the streets of Seireitei. He ached all over, but it was something that he had become accustomed to since he first was introduced into the world of shinigami and the souls they reap. He could handle his injuries. What he couldn't deal with, was Mayuri trying to modify him in his weakened state.

He kept trying to bat the mad scientist away, but Mayuri simply got his lieutenant to hold him down, which made Ichigo even warier.

"Oi! Let go!!!" Ichigo yelled, hoping that somebody would come along to save him from this psycho.

"Hold still, I am just trying to modify you," Mayuri said in his mono-tone, cocking his head to the side like he didn't understand what Ichigo's concerns were. "It will be nothing but an improvement, I assure you."

"I don't care, let me go!" But it was too late. Mayuri's needle easily found a vein (one in his neck, where he was tense from anxiety) and heat rushed through him.

"AGHH!!!" Ichigo had never felt pain like this before, it felt like his body was disintegrating and reforming.

"Ohh~ How interesting~" He heard Mayuri said and after what felt like forever, it finally stopped. He panted and realized that Nemu was no longer holding him so he scrambled to his feet. Sure enough, his injuries were healed, but something was… off about his body. He froze. His chest felt strangely heavy and the familiar, not to mention welcome, weight between his legs was gone.

"Wh-what?" Ichigo was almost afraid to look down, but he did so anyways. He had twin fat lumps sticking out of his chest that he recognized as boobs. Hurriedly, and not caring how indecent it was, he yanked his hakama away from his body and looked down. "No…no…this can't be happening!"

His dick was gone.

"NOOOO!!!!!"

Kenpachi tilted his head to the side as he heard the scream. If he wasn't mistaken, that was Ichigo, which he surely wasn't seeing as he had fantasized about all the sounds Ichigo made when they fought before. Was Ichigo fighting someone? No, it didn't sound like a scream of pain or a cry to attack, but rather of outrage.

He slowly got to his feet from where he had been lounging and waiting for a good opponent to come along. But Ichigo was far more interesting than that. Yachiru hopped onto his shoulder and giggled into his ear.

"Are we going to find Ichi, Ken-chan?" She asked and smiled brightly. Kenpachi's large grin was the only answer she needed. "Yay! Let's go!!!" Kenpachi took off running to find his Ichi.

"I can't believe you did this to me!!!" Ichigo yelled at Mayuri who yawned loudly. Nemu seemed to be staring at his chest, which was pretty disturbing as well. "Fix it!!!"

"Oh? Are you still here?" Mayuri asked and blinked at Ichigo. "Ah… I seem to have no motivation to do so."

"You fucking bastard!!!" Ichigo lunged for Mayuri just as Kenpachi came skidding around the corner. Ichigo froze about a foot away from Mayuri and realized that his boobs were spilling out of his kosode in a very Matsumoto-like fashion. Kenpachi seemed fixated on them in a way that Ichigo would have called perverse if it wasn't for the peculiarity of his circumstances.

"Ichi?" Yachiru asked in confusion. In the awkward silence and stares between the group, Nemu and Mayuri managed to sneak away.

"Th-this is…" Ichigo stuttered and tried to yank his kosode around his breasts to cover them more, but there just wasn't enough fabric. At least his nipples weren't showing. "STOP LOOKING ALREADY!!!"

Kenpachi was finally startled out of his dazed and he frowned as he finally lifted his gaze to Ichigo's face.

"What the hell happened?" Kenpachi asked in a very confused tone. "Where did you get those?"

Ichigo turned red from embarrassment and covered the large amount of cleavage that was showing from his chest. "Mayuri decided to 'modify' me," Ichigo spat out, "Then he didn't change me back!!!"

Kenpachi's eyes moved back down to Ichigo's chest, making Ichigo glower at him. "Stop staring!"

"Are you a chick now or something?" Of course Kenpachi would phrase it that way. And he was still looking at Ichigo's new breasts.

"Th-that…I…" Ichigo stuttered and Kenpachi started to grin.

"Oi, Yachiru, go get some candy or something," Kenpachi told her and she jumped away with a giggle. "So do you still have your dick?"

"You can't just ask me that!" Ichigo growled and crossed his arms over his chest before belatedly remembering there was more of it and accidentally pushing 'them' up so his boobs strained harder against his kosode.

"Let me see," Kenpachi said casually and snatched at Ichigo who dodged the grabbing hand.

"Piss off! I'm not gonna show you my dick!" Ichigo said as he took a few steps back.

"If you still have it," Kenpachi said with a chuckle that made Ichigo glare at him. Ichigo was so focused on Kenpachi, that he didn't notice the rubble behind him, making him trip and fall back with a grunt. Kenpachi took the opportunity to pounce.

Ichigo kicked out at the 11th division captain who knelt in the ground in front of him and snagged his hakama. Kenpachi didn't even flinch and instead grabbed him by the ankles to yank him close. Kenpachi seemed to think that it was amusing, but Ichigo wasn't inclined to agree. Especially not when Kenpachi started to yank at the belt of his hakama.

"You asshole!" Ichigo snarled and pushed at Kenpachi's arms to try and save himself from the embarrassment.

"You're always so energetic," Kenpachi gave him a shark-like grin as he yanked down Ichigo's hakama. Ichigo tried to close his legs, but it was no use. It was clear there was nothing there where there used to be something. Well, not nothing exactly.

"Heh, I guess you have lost it," Kenpachi said with a chuckle and then his hand dipped down in between his legsand Ichigo yelped.

"Get away from there!" Ichigo ordered and squirmed while trying to shove Kenpachi away. He could feel the slight roughness of his fingers slip over the bump where his dick used to be and a spark of pleasure went through him. "A-ah! Stop it!"

"Hm?" Kenpachi smirked down at Ichigo and circled his fingers around it again, making Ichigo shudder and twist his head to the side. "It's nice to see you don't look any different, besides this," he moved his fingers even further down and Ichigo cried out sharply and scrambled to push Kenpachi away from him.

"Oi, relax, it's just a finger," Kenpachi said with a frown and sank it deeper into Ichigo's warm, wet tightness.

"I said stop it!!!" Ichigo yelled and punched Kenpachi in the jaw. It was enough to turn Kenpachi's head to the side, but he only grinned and pushed Ichigo flat, pinning his hands above his head with one hand while the other still worked below. Ichigo's heels dug into the ground and his hips jerked upward at the uncomfortable sensation of being spread open and touched where he never was before.

Another finger pushed inside of him and Ichigo twisted his wrists frantically in Kenpachi's grasp. "Ungh!" It hurt a little more now, and he felt hot and wet down there, where Kenpachi was jamming his fingers in and out of him. Kenpachi leaned over his flushed and heaving body to grab the edge of Ichigo's kosode with his teeth and drag it down to expose his breast.

"Fuck! That's enough already!" Ichigo yelled in a strangled voice that hitched when Kenpachi closed his mouth over Ichigo's hardened nipple. "Gah!!!"

"Mm…" Kenpachi teeth the tender flesh slightly, making him tighten around Kenpachi's fingers.

"W-wait, stop!" Ichigo didn't know what it was, but something was building inside of him, making his stomach tighten. Kenpachi didn't stop, but only pressed his thumb against the nub that sent pleasure down his spine. Kenpachi wiggled his fingers around at the same time and Ichigo cried out and spasmed. It felt like his insides were convulsing and the place where Kenpachi's fingers were felt raw and ached.

Kenpachi stilled above him as Ichigo panted, his body lax. He slowly slipped his fingers out of Ichigo and released his wrists. Ichigo didn't have enough energy to move as he groaned and tried to remember how to even make himself do so. Kenpachi licked the fingers that were inside of Ichigo, making Ichigo scowl at him. Kenpachi's eyes were golden with lust and he braced his hands on either side of Ichigo's waist to lean down.

"My fingers are so large, I had to be careful not to break you with them," Kenpachi murmured and shifted his hips forward so his crotch rubbed against Ichigo's through his clothes. It was obvious how hard he was. "I want to leave that for when I really do fuck you."

Ichigo punched him in the jaw with his newly freed hand. "Idiot!" He stumbled to his feet and hastily tied his belt while trying to ignore the way the breeze felt on his wet nipple. Kenpachi stood as well and grabbed him by the collar to lean down and yank their mouths together. Ichigo grunted and beat at Kenpachi's shoulders, which only made Kenpachi chuckle and squeeze his ass tightly.

"Oi, Ichigo!"

Ichigo turned his head at the sound of Renji's voice and Kenpachi growled in irritation. He stepped away and pulled Ichigo's kosode so they covered his breasts more and adjusts his own hakama so the bulge wasn't as obvious.

"Ichigo!" Renji rounded the corner and froze, gaping at Ichigo's very obvious breast. "What the fuck happened!?"

"Mayuri," Ichigo grumbled and put as much space as possible in between him and Kenpachi without making it obvious to Renji. "The bastard decided to modify me…"

"O-oh," Renji stuttered and his face went red. "Um, are you all female?"

Ichigo narrowed his eyes at Renji and stormed past him, ignoring the red heads calls. Renji turned to Kenpachi in confusion and shrugged his shoulders. "That… do you know?"

Kenpachi gave Renji a dark look that made him back up very hastily. "Don't ask questions you have no business knowing." His reiatsu lashed out and Renji actually collapsed to his knees at the sheer power of it.

Renji stared dumbly after the captain as he went off in the same direction Ichigo did, swallowing thickly as sweat beaded on his brow. "I better go tell Rukia about this…"

Meanwhile, Kenpachi went looking for Ichigo. He was interrupted the first time, but now that he got a taste he didn't ever want to let Ichigo go. Male, female, whatever, Kenpachi wanted Ichigo. Wanted to fuck him, wanted to fight him, and wanted to lo- lick him all over.

He shook his head with the last thought. Did he actually love the orange haired shinigami? Probably… yes. He thought so anyway. No one else had ever caught his attention like Ichigo and his thoughts were consumed by the brilliant young man.

Ichigo was the sun and Kenpachi was the shadows. Without Ichigo's light, Kenpachi wouldn't exist. Or at least the world would be dull and muted because he would just be part of the darkness without Ichigo's brightness to cast him.

Yachiru could have told him long ago that he was in love with Ichigo, but it took a (temporary?) gender switch to make Kenpachi realize it. When he got a hold of Ichigo he was going to fuck him until his body was forced to remember the veins and ridge of Kenpachi's penis and the way his balls slapped against that pert ass of his.

Ichigo would know what he tasted like. He would know the way Kenpachi's cock filled his mouth and probably gag him. He would know the texture, the flavor, the scent of Kenpachi's musk. He would know the way Kenpachi's ripped, muscular body felt under his fingers and how his hair was actually soft to the touch.

In turn, Kenpachi would discover Ichigo's every nook and cranny. He would spread Ichigo open and taste his essence with laps of his tongue that would delve as far into him as possible. He would take those breasts into his hands and feel their softness underneath his rough hands and squeeze them, pinching the nipples until Ichigo cried out and they got hard. Then Kenpachi would squeeze Ichigo's breasts together and titty fuck him until Ichigo begged for him to put his hard cock inside of him.

He wouldn't just stop with Ichigo's new nooks and crannies, either. He would just as happily flip Ichigo onto his stomach, or leave him on his back, depending on Ichigo's comfort, then prepare Ichigo's surely tight, virgin ass and plow into that hole as well.

Ichigo was a virgin with males and females, right? He had damn well better be because he had put a claim on that sweet ass of his long ago and if he found out someone had taken it… Needless to say, Ichigo would never walk again and the man or woman who took his virginity would never draw breath again.

Now where the fuck was Ichigo?

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How do you guys like it? Depending on the feedback that I receive from this three-shot, I may or may not write another female-Ichigo story like this. It's actually really fun to write when Ichigo is born male and turned female rather then being born female or as a hermaphrodite… Especially since it is Ichigo's same personality in a form that is just as kick ass and dangerous XD

BTW, personally I'm not afraid to write/say pussy, vagina, lips, clitoris, clit whatever you want to call it. But I think that Ichigo is kind of in denial that he's been made female so he would avoid thinking of his new parts like that :D