Chapter One:
The band was listening to "Anarchy In The UK" by The Sex Pistols....Jumping around and screaming at the top of their lungs...Freddy Jones, a boy with spiky hair and drumsticks, who
looked suspiciously like Tom Felton from the "Harry Potter" movies, was banging those drumsticks of his on top of his best friend, Zack Mooneyham's head.
Zack: Stop It, Jones!
Freddy: I - need - more - IHOP!!
Katie: We are so never going to IHOP again because of you
Freddy: But..I need my Banana Split Pancakes!
Summer; You need more Ritilin
Freddy: I do not have ABD
Summer: It's ADD...Anyway's, you ADHD, Spaz
Freddy: Oh..IHOP!
Everyone but Summer, Katie, Dewey and Zack: IHOP, IHOP, IHOP, IHOP, IHOP!
Dewey: Shut the hell up! I'm trying to imitate them!
Marta: Who?
Dewey: Who do you think?
Marta: I don't know...I forgot
Everyone but Marta: The Sex Pistols, you idiot
Marta (smiling): Oh, I get It now...Why are we driving in the van, again?
Dewey: Does the work "tour" ring in bells in you brain? We're on the way to a town called...St. Cloud, Minnesota
Marta: Minnesota? Like in the Minnesota by Canada, Minnesota?
Lawrence: Is there any other state named Minnesota?
Katie: I'm hungry..We haven't ate for like half a day
Dewey: You're right..The next food joint we see is where we are eatin'
Everyone in the band, locked their eyes on the outside world...Waiting for the next restaurant to turn up..They waited for at least thirty minutes before seeing anything at all.
Gordon: Are we on another planet or something?
Tomika: Yeah, All I see is trees and cars passing by us..I saw a couple of drug dealers down the road...Wherever we are is really messed up
Dewey: We're in St. Cloud! Oh..I see some fast food restaurants up there...The first on to call It, that is where we go
They locked their eyes on the road again..Freddy was bored of this, until he saw his dream restaurant.
Freddy: IHOP!
Katie: McDonalds!
Summer: Dominos!
Marta: Candies' Strip Bar!
Everyone looked at Marta, with dumbfounded expressions on their faces..Marta just giggled this off.
Dewey: Like I said..Whoever says It first..And..Freddy did
Freddy: Woohoo! IHOP!
Summer, Katie and Zack: WHAT!!!
Dewey: IHOP It Is then
When they arrived in the restaurant, getting the biggest table...Summer stared stupidly at the nearest wall, while Katie hit her head against the table (Like she always does) and Zack stayed quiet...Freddy squirmed excitedly in his seat, when a waitress came up to him, Freddy jumped up and hugged her.
Alicia: Hold It, stud...This is not the place
Freddy (sitting back down): Sorry
Waitress: Do you know what you want?
Freddy: YES! (everyone else shrugged)
Waitress: Okay
Freddy: I want..Banana Split Pancakes with..The vanilla ice cream, not strawberry yogurt
Waitress: Okay..Next?
Everyone except Freddy: The same as him
Waitress: Okay..So, that's..Sixteen Banana Split Pancakes, with vanilla ice cream (Everyone nods) It will be about thirty minutes (walks away)
Katie: Why I-Hop, Jones?
Freddy: You should know the answer to that by now, Brown
Katie: Well, maybe I do but, I am really getting sick of going to "The World's Greatest Breakfast Restaurant!"
Freddy: Well, Get use to It bitch!!!
Katie jumps across the table at Freddy, everyone looking at them..This turns into a fight where, Freddy is just sitting there and Katie is ripping at his throat...Dewey and Summer get up to stop them.
Summer: Stop It, now!
Katie: No! This son-of-a-bitch is going to die, right now!
Freddy: Get - off - of - me!
Katie gets off of Freddy, and sits back down in her chair, smiling at herself..But, still breathing rapidly..People in the restaurant are still looking at them, with curiosity.
Dewey: Posh, cam down..It was nothing..Just a stupid comment..You have to control that attitude of yours
Katie: Whatever..I'm just never going to an IHOP again after this
Marta (looking at her feet): Who thinks my feet are pretty
Katie: Shut up, Blondie
Marta: What happened?
Katie: Nothing...Just go back to looking at your feet or something
Marta (sickening happy voice): Okay! (goes back to looking at her feet)
Alicia: Now that's a true blonde
Leonard: You're telling us? How long do you think we've know that?
Zack: Since 1st grade
Everyone agrees with Zack...When the food comes, Freddy practically rips one of the plates off of the try she is carrying..Katie glares at him while he starts to eat..All the other thirteen year olds slowly eat their food.
Freddy: Done
Summer: You're done already? God, Jones. You are a pig
Freddy (shrugs): I know
Dewey: I'm done too
Ten minutes later, everyone is done...They walked up and pay the bill, which is: $81.60...Summer was mortified by the price..When they got into the van, she hit Freddy over the head with her clipboard.
Freddy: What was that for?!
Summer: We just lost almost eight-two of our money on pancakes!
Freddy: Is that my fault?
Summer: Yes! The last time we went to IHOP, we only spent thirty dollars
Freddy: That's because, not even half of us got food
Summer: That's exactly It...The only reason we got the food today Is because we were desperately hungry
Freddy: Hey! It's not my fault Dewey has been starving us!
Dewey (turning around): That's a lie, Jones!
Summer: Whatever...Just no more IHOP for a long time, probably never again..Now, go sit by Zack or something
Freddy listens to Summer's orders, Freddy sits next to his best friend..Summer rips her PalmPilot out of the pocket of her black and red hoodie, covering her AC/DC tee...Flipping It open, Summer went to her notes section.
Summer: Not to Self: No more IHOP..Even for Freddy
Freddy: Stop talking about that...I really like IHOP you know! It's my favorite restaurant..Don't you very diss the...
Summer: I know...Second Note to Self: Drink a lot of coffee when around Freddy..Hell knows I need the energy
A/N: How do you like It so far? Tell me If you think I should keep writing It...It does not have anything to do with any of my stories..And the IHOP, price thing...I have no idea how much It could be, all I do know is that the Banana Split Pancakes are limited edition things or something (I saw it on a commercial)...It would be a lot though! I love you all!!
The band was listening to "Anarchy In The UK" by The Sex Pistols....Jumping around and screaming at the top of their lungs...Freddy Jones, a boy with spiky hair and drumsticks, who
looked suspiciously like Tom Felton from the "Harry Potter" movies, was banging those drumsticks of his on top of his best friend, Zack Mooneyham's head.
Zack: Stop It, Jones!
Freddy: I - need - more - IHOP!!
Katie: We are so never going to IHOP again because of you
Freddy: But..I need my Banana Split Pancakes!
Summer; You need more Ritilin
Freddy: I do not have ABD
Summer: It's ADD...Anyway's, you ADHD, Spaz
Freddy: Oh..IHOP!
Everyone but Summer, Katie, Dewey and Zack: IHOP, IHOP, IHOP, IHOP, IHOP!
Dewey: Shut the hell up! I'm trying to imitate them!
Marta: Who?
Dewey: Who do you think?
Marta: I don't know...I forgot
Everyone but Marta: The Sex Pistols, you idiot
Marta (smiling): Oh, I get It now...Why are we driving in the van, again?
Dewey: Does the work "tour" ring in bells in you brain? We're on the way to a town called...St. Cloud, Minnesota
Marta: Minnesota? Like in the Minnesota by Canada, Minnesota?
Lawrence: Is there any other state named Minnesota?
Katie: I'm hungry..We haven't ate for like half a day
Dewey: You're right..The next food joint we see is where we are eatin'
Everyone in the band, locked their eyes on the outside world...Waiting for the next restaurant to turn up..They waited for at least thirty minutes before seeing anything at all.
Gordon: Are we on another planet or something?
Tomika: Yeah, All I see is trees and cars passing by us..I saw a couple of drug dealers down the road...Wherever we are is really messed up
Dewey: We're in St. Cloud! Oh..I see some fast food restaurants up there...The first on to call It, that is where we go
They locked their eyes on the road again..Freddy was bored of this, until he saw his dream restaurant.
Freddy: IHOP!
Katie: McDonalds!
Summer: Dominos!
Marta: Candies' Strip Bar!
Everyone looked at Marta, with dumbfounded expressions on their faces..Marta just giggled this off.
Dewey: Like I said..Whoever says It first..And..Freddy did
Freddy: Woohoo! IHOP!
Summer, Katie and Zack: WHAT!!!
Dewey: IHOP It Is then
When they arrived in the restaurant, getting the biggest table...Summer stared stupidly at the nearest wall, while Katie hit her head against the table (Like she always does) and Zack stayed quiet...Freddy squirmed excitedly in his seat, when a waitress came up to him, Freddy jumped up and hugged her.
Alicia: Hold It, stud...This is not the place
Freddy (sitting back down): Sorry
Waitress: Do you know what you want?
Freddy: YES! (everyone else shrugged)
Waitress: Okay
Freddy: I want..Banana Split Pancakes with..The vanilla ice cream, not strawberry yogurt
Waitress: Okay..Next?
Everyone except Freddy: The same as him
Waitress: Okay..So, that's..Sixteen Banana Split Pancakes, with vanilla ice cream (Everyone nods) It will be about thirty minutes (walks away)
Katie: Why I-Hop, Jones?
Freddy: You should know the answer to that by now, Brown
Katie: Well, maybe I do but, I am really getting sick of going to "The World's Greatest Breakfast Restaurant!"
Freddy: Well, Get use to It bitch!!!
Katie jumps across the table at Freddy, everyone looking at them..This turns into a fight where, Freddy is just sitting there and Katie is ripping at his throat...Dewey and Summer get up to stop them.
Summer: Stop It, now!
Katie: No! This son-of-a-bitch is going to die, right now!
Freddy: Get - off - of - me!
Katie gets off of Freddy, and sits back down in her chair, smiling at herself..But, still breathing rapidly..People in the restaurant are still looking at them, with curiosity.
Dewey: Posh, cam down..It was nothing..Just a stupid comment..You have to control that attitude of yours
Katie: Whatever..I'm just never going to an IHOP again after this
Marta (looking at her feet): Who thinks my feet are pretty
Katie: Shut up, Blondie
Marta: What happened?
Katie: Nothing...Just go back to looking at your feet or something
Marta (sickening happy voice): Okay! (goes back to looking at her feet)
Alicia: Now that's a true blonde
Leonard: You're telling us? How long do you think we've know that?
Zack: Since 1st grade
Everyone agrees with Zack...When the food comes, Freddy practically rips one of the plates off of the try she is carrying..Katie glares at him while he starts to eat..All the other thirteen year olds slowly eat their food.
Freddy: Done
Summer: You're done already? God, Jones. You are a pig
Freddy (shrugs): I know
Dewey: I'm done too
Ten minutes later, everyone is done...They walked up and pay the bill, which is: $81.60...Summer was mortified by the price..When they got into the van, she hit Freddy over the head with her clipboard.
Freddy: What was that for?!
Summer: We just lost almost eight-two of our money on pancakes!
Freddy: Is that my fault?
Summer: Yes! The last time we went to IHOP, we only spent thirty dollars
Freddy: That's because, not even half of us got food
Summer: That's exactly It...The only reason we got the food today Is because we were desperately hungry
Freddy: Hey! It's not my fault Dewey has been starving us!
Dewey (turning around): That's a lie, Jones!
Summer: Whatever...Just no more IHOP for a long time, probably never again..Now, go sit by Zack or something
Freddy listens to Summer's orders, Freddy sits next to his best friend..Summer rips her PalmPilot out of the pocket of her black and red hoodie, covering her AC/DC tee...Flipping It open, Summer went to her notes section.
Summer: Not to Self: No more IHOP..Even for Freddy
Freddy: Stop talking about that...I really like IHOP you know! It's my favorite restaurant..Don't you very diss the...
Summer: I know...Second Note to Self: Drink a lot of coffee when around Freddy..Hell knows I need the energy
A/N: How do you like It so far? Tell me If you think I should keep writing It...It does not have anything to do with any of my stories..And the IHOP, price thing...I have no idea how much It could be, all I do know is that the Banana Split Pancakes are limited edition things or something (I saw it on a commercial)...It would be a lot though! I love you all!!